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Memorable Quotes from Chris Hemsworth

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Thor's Unconventional Report on the Hulk
Natasha Thor, report on the Hulk.
[hoping to assuage Banner's guilt]
Thor The gates of ] are filled with the screams of his victims.
[pleased; [w:Hel (location)|Hel]
Thor Eh, but not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no, uh, wounded screams. Mainly whimpering. Great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids, uh... and, uh... gout.
[chastened]
Consequences of Inaction and Unfulfilled Desires
Dementus If you can't do me quick, you're going to have to do me slow. But you are never going to get anything close to what you want.
The Allure of Risk in Racing
Suzy Miller Why don't they make it safer?
James Hunt The risk of death turns people on.
Childhood Memories and Mischievous Pranks
Thor There was one time when we were children, he... he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "BLERGH, IT'S ME!" And he stabbed me. We were eight....at the time.
[''Loki smiles fondly at the memory'']
Thor Demands Confrontation with Thanos
Thor BRING ME THANOS!
The Complexity of Choices and Madness
Loki If it were easy, everyone would do it.
[''Steering the skiff towards a tiny crevice in the mountain'']
Thor Are you mad?
Loki Possibly.
Challenge and Identity in the Face of Danger
Dementus Who's got the goods? The bollocks, the testes to ride with Dementus?! You're gonna have to show me who you are! Yes? Because today, we dance to Darwin.
Preferences for Ghostly Forms
Rowan What form would you prefer I take?
Holtzmann Uh, maybe something stationary, like a bullseye.
Patty Well, I'll tell ya what I prefer. I prefer something nice and cute, like a friendly little ghost.
Rowan Oh, is this what you want? Something more familiar?
[reveals himself as the Ghostbusters logo]
Kevin Mm, ice cream. Mm...
Patty Y'know what? I don't have a problem with that. Thank you very much for bein reasonable.
Rowan If this is what you want, it works for me.
[turns to his true form]
Abby Oh, he's really goin for it.
Patty Man, I said "cute". CUTE!!!
Debating Worthiness and Power Among Heroes
Clint It's a trick!
[Discussing Mjolnir]
Thor Oh, no, it is more than that.
Clint Oh, "whosoever, be he worthy, shall haveth the power," WHATEVER, MAN! It's a trick!
Thor Well, please, be my guest.
Clint Really?
Thor Yeah.
Rhodes Oh, this is going to be beautiful.
Tony Clint, you've had a tough week. We won't hold it against you if you can't get it up.
Clint ], right? I still don't know how you do it!
[To Thor; [w:Thor (film)|You know I've seen this before; Tries to lift Mjolnir and can't; laughs]
Tony Smell the silent judgment?
Clint Please, Stark, by all means.
Hill Okay.
Rhodes Uh-oh.
Tony I'm never one to shrink from an honest challenge. It's physics. Right, so, if I lift it, I then rule Asgard?
Thor Yes, of course.
Tony I will be reinstituting Prima Nocta. I'll be right back
[Tries to lift Mjolnir and is unable to]
Rhodes Are you even pulling?
Stark Are you on my team?
Rhodes Just represent, man! Pull!
Thor Questions His Surroundings Amid Confusion
Thor You, What realm is this? Alfheim? Nornheim?
[[w:New Mexico|New Mexico]
Thor You dare threaten me, Thor, with so puny a...
Lewis What? He was freaking me out!
Thor's Admiration for Valkyries and Women Warriors
Thor My God, you're a Valkyrie! You know, I always wanted to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out that you were all... women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course. I love women, sometimes a little too much. Not even in a creepy way, just more of a respectful appreciation. I think it's great that there is an elite force of women warriors. It's about time.
[Sees Valkyrie's tattoo; Valkyrie looks at him; Gives her a thumbs-up]
The Chemistry of Human Tears
Dementus History Man? A Word Burger, please. Tears.
History Man Human tears. The secretions of the lacrimal gland containing oils, salts, proteins, and stress hormones. The tears of joy and those of sorrow have different chemical compositions.
Dementus Yes. Sorrow is more... piquant, zesty.
Legacy of Worthiness and Honor
Odin One son who wanted the throne too much, and another who will not take it. Is this my legacy?
Thor Loki died with honour. I shall try to live the same. Is that not legacy enough?
[''Offers the hammer'']
Odin It belongs to you, if you are worthy of it.
Thor I shall try to be.
Odin I can not give you my blessing, nor can I wish you good fortune.
Thor I know.
[''Turns to leave'']
Odin If I were proud of the man my son has become, even that I could not say, it would speak only from my heart. Go, my son.
Thor Thank you, Father.
[''Leaves'']
Loki No... thank you.
[''Appears from Odin's guise'']
Unmasking Identities in Thor's Encounter
Zeus Let us see who you are. I take off your disguise... and flick!
Korg Ohh!
Thor You flicked too hard, damn it!
Jane Foster Should we help him?
Valkyrie I mean, eventually. Grape?
Korg Oh, looks like a shy courgette.
Disagreement Over a Driver's Wife
James Hunt I had a friendly disagreement with another driver about his wife.
Nurse Gemma Why, what did you do?
[checks eyes]
Hunt Only what she asked me to do.
Gemma Which was?
Hunt I could show you if you'd like.
Thor's Struggle Without His Hammer
Thor She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't.
The Universe's Need for Correction Explained
Rocket Oh, no...
Captain America Where are they?
[to Thanos]
Captain Marvel Answer the question.
[Tightens her vise grip on Thanos' throat]
Thanos The universe required correction. After that, the stones served no purpose beyond temptation.
Bruce ]
[[Avengers: Infinity War|You murdered TRILLIONS!; shoves Thanos to the ground]
Thanos You should be grateful.
[gets punched by Bruce]
Black Widow Where are the stones?
Thanos Gone. Reduced to atoms.
Bruce You used them two days ago!
Thanos ].
[[Avengers: Infinity War|I used the stones to destroy the stones. It nearly killed me, but the work is done. It always will be. I am... inevitable]
War Machine We have to tear this place apart. He has to be lying!
Nebula My father is many things. A liar is not one of them.
Thanos Ahhh. Thank you, daughter. Perhaps I treated you too harshly–
[Gets decapitated by Thor]
Rocket What? What did you do?
Thor ]
[[Avengers: Infinity War|I went for the head.]
Debate on Worthiness Among Heroes
Tony The handle is imprinted, right? Like a security code. "Whoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints," I think, is the literal translation.
Thor Yes, well, that's a very interesting theory. However, I have a simpler one. You're all not worthy.
[Easily lifts the hammer and flips it with one hand]
Ultron Worthy. how could you be worthy? You're all killers.
[Slowly]
Rogers Stark…
Tony JARVIS…
Ultron Sorry, I was asleep… Or… I was a dream.
Tony Reboot Legionnaire OS, we got a buggy suit.
[Tapping his phone]
Ultron There was a terrible noise… And I was tangled in… in… strings… I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy.
Rogers You killed someone?
Ultron Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world we're faced with ugly choices.
Thor Who sent you?
Ultron I see a suit of armor around the world.
[Replaying Tony's voice]
Banner Ultron!
Ultron In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this…chrysalis. But I'm ready. I'm on mission.
Natasha What mission?
Ultron Peace in our time.
Recognition of a Friend in Work
Thor YEEEEES! We know each other! He's a friend from work!
[''As his gladiator arena opponent is revealed to be the Hulk'']
Sibling Rivalry and Memories of Loss
Thor You think you alone were loved of Mother? You had her tricks, but I had her trust!
Loki Trust? Was that her last expression, trust? While you let her die?!
Thor What good were you in your cell?
Loki Who put me there? WHO PUT ME THERE?!
Thor YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHO! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHO!!! She wouldn't want us to fight.
[Pins Loki and is about to hit him, but relents and lets him go]
Loki Well, she wouldn't exactly be shocked.
Thor I wish I could trust you.
[''Chuckles'']
Loki Trust my rage.
[''Whispers'']
Hope Amidst Loss on Earth
Thor So Earth is lost to us...
Heimdall No. There is always hope.
Thor Can you see her?
Heimdall Yes.
Thor How is she?
Heimdall She searches for you.
[Sees Jane fiddling at lab]
Confrontation About a Broken Relationship
James Hunt So when did all this start?
Suzy Miller That weekend I went skiing. Why have you come here, James?
Hunt I've got to get you back.
Miller Oh, come on, James. You don't want me back. You never wanted to be married in the first place.
Hunt Yes, I did.
Miller You did it because you hoped it might change you, settle you down, help with the racing.
Hunt No, I didn't.
Miller And who knows, if it had been just the drinking, or the dope, or the infidelity or the moods, it might even have worked. But when it's all of them...
Hunt Yes, I know, I'm terrible.
Miller No, you're not terrible. You're just who you are at this point in your life. God help anyone who wants more.
Hunt And Richard Burton, will he be able to give you more? You know, he has quite the bad-boy reputation himself.
Miller What's important is how it feels to me, and it feels like he adores me.
A Night of Revelry and Doubt
Jane What happened?
Thor Nothing. We drank, we fought… Erik made his ancestors proud.
Erik I still don't believe you're the god of thunder… but you ought to be!
Questioning Authority in Furiosa
Dementus Ah, questioning my boss-ority...
Chaos Amidst Control in Battle
Sif I've got this completely under control!
Thor Is that why everything's on fire?
Sif All yours.
[Steps back]
Thor Hello. I accept your surrender.
[The beast roars]
Thor Anyone else?
Fandral Perhaps next time we should start with the big one!
The Burden of Leadership in Despair
Dementus Didja see that? You how they fought for each other, this little army of two? Where were they going, so full of ]? There is no hope! Not for them, not for you, certainly not for me! The day I acquire Bullet Farm, these two destroy it! I had Gastown and I had Bullet Farm! With that, I could've crippled the Citadel and ruled the Wasteland! The Wasteland would've been a far better place for all of us! No! You two, you two break my heart. You break my heart... and it's not fair! You make me the Dark Dementus. And the Dark Dementus cannot afford to be soft! It's the price I pay to be your leader! It's the price we all pay to survive in the wasteland; we cannot be soft! There must be retribution! ]... and retribution!
[[hope; [Justice]
A Compliment on Thor's Appearance
Jane So is this how you normally look?
Thor More or less.
Jane It's a good look.
[Impressed]
Determining the Time and Place for Stones
Steve Okay, so the "how" works. Now we gotta figure out the "when" and the "where." Almost all of us has had an encounter with at least one of the six Infinity Stones.
Stark Well, I'd substitute the word "encounter" for "damn well near been killed by" one of the six Infinity Stones.
Scott I haven't, I don't even know what the hell you're all talking about.
Banner Regardless, we only have enough Pym Particles for one round trip each, and these Stones have been in a lot of different places throughout history.
Stark Our history. So, not a lot of convenient spots to just drop in.
Clint Which means we have to pick our targets.
Stark Correct.
Steve Let's start with the Aether. Thor, what do you know?
Natasha Is he asleep?
[Thor is sitting on a chair with his sunglasses on]
Rhodey No. I'm pretty sure he's dead.
Thor Where to start? Umm…the Aether, first, is not a stone, someone called it a stone before. It's more of a…an angry sludge thing, so…someone's gonna need to amend that. Here's an interesting story though, many years ago…my ] had to hide the stones from the ], wooooh, scary beings. So ]… Oh, there she is. That's Jane. She's– an old flame of mine. She– she stuck her hand inside a rock ]– and then the Aether stuck itself inside her. And she became very, very sick. So I had to take her to Asgard, which is where I'm from. And we had to try and fix her. We were dating at the time, you see. I got to introduce her to my ]…who's dead… …and, oh, you know, Jane and I aren't even dating anymore, these things happen though you know, nothing last forever… I'm not done yet, the only thing permanent in life is impermanence.
[wakes up; [w:Bor (comics)|grandfather; [w:Elves (Marvel Comics)|Dark Elves; [w:Jane Foster (comics)|Jane; an image of Jane Foster pops up on the screen; [Thor: The Dark World|this one time; [w:Frigga (comics)|mother; seeming on the verge of tears; Tony starts to push Thor back to his chair]
Stark Awesome. Eggs? Breakfast?
Thor No. I'd like a Bloody Mary.
Rocket ] said he ].
[[w:Star-Lord|Quill; [Guardians of the Galaxy (film)|stole the Power Stone from Morag]
Scott Is that a person?
Rocket Morag's a planet, Quill was a person.
Scott A planet? Like in outer space?
Rocket Oh, look: it's like a little puppy, all happy and everything. Do you want to go to space? You want to go to space, puppy? I'll take you to space!
[Mockingly; starts petting Scott]
Nebula Thanos ].
[[Avengers: Infinity War|found the Soul Stone on Vormir]
Natasha What is Vormir?
[in a business-like tone]
Nebula A dominion of death, at the very center of Celestial existence. It's where... Thanos ] my ].
[[Avengers: Infinity War|murdered; [w:Gamora|sister]
Scott Not it.
Natasha That Time Stone guy…
[lying on a paper-filled table]
Banner ].
[lying down on the floor; [Doctor Strange]
Natasha Yeah, what kind of doctor was he?
Stark Neuro stuff meets rabbit from a hat. Nice place in the ], though.
[[w:Greenwich Village|Village]
Banner Yeah. Sullivan Street. Hmm– Bleecker.
[Corrects himself]
Natasha Wait, he lived in New York?
Stark No, ].
[Sarcastically; [Doctor Strange (film)|he lived in Toronto]
Natasha Guys, if you pick ], there are three Stones in New York.
[[The Avengers (2012 film)|the right year]
Banner Shut the front door!
[Sits up in surprise]
Loki's Motives Questioned by Thor
Thor I will tell Father what you did here today.
[''Holding a dying Loki'']
Loki I didn't do it for him.
Responsibility in Racing and Recovery
James Hunt I feel responsible for what happened.
Niki Lauda You were.
Hunt I swayed the room and the race should never have went ahead.
Lauda You did, but trust me. Watching you win those races while I was fighting for my life. You were equally responsible for getting me back in the car.
Commitment to Victory and Timeliness
James Hunt Whatever it takes to beat that prick next year, just say it, your word is my command. There are no lengths to which I will not go and I mean it. What the hell's going on? Where is everybody? What's the matter?
[notices Lord Hesketh feeling glum]
Lord Hesketh Do you know what the date it is today?
Hunt Yes.
Hesketh It's November the 14th.
Hunt Why?
Hesketh Do you have any idea of the significance of that date?
Hunt I don't know. Time to start killing pheasants?
Hesketh Actually, it's the deadline for securing sponsorship for the forthcoming Formula 1 season.
Hunt Yes?
Hesketh Which elapsed at midnight last night and we didn't attract any.
Hunt Well, so? We aren't looking for sponsorship. Like you said, condoms and cigarettes, vulgar, right?
Hesketh Right. Except we are, or were. I've made something of a miscalculation. The economics, Formula 1, realities thereof. It turns out not like the lower divisions at all.
Hunt What are you saying?
Hesketh I'm saying it's over, Superstar. The banks have stepped in, started laying everyone off. Probably have to sell this place.
Urgency in a Competitive Environment
James Hunt Come on, Come on!
Alistair Caldwell James!
Hunt Come on!
Caldwell Listen!
Hunt What?!
Caldwell Just go easy out there.
Hunt What are you saying?
Caldwell I’m saying look after yourself. We want you back in one piece. You’re too far back. There’s too many drivers in front of you. There’s always next year.
Hunt So that’s it? It’s over?! ... Fuck it!
[thrusts helmet visor shut; accelerates wildly out of the pit lane]
Thor's Warning of Consequences
Thor I told you... you'd die for that.
[to Thanos]
Confrontation Over the Tesseract's Power
Thor Loki! Turn off the Tesseract, or I'll destroy it!
Loki You can't. There is no stopping it. There is only... the war.
[points his Sceptor at Thor]
Thor So be it.
Thor and Selvig Discuss Loki's Fate
Dr. Erik Selvig Your brother is not coming, is he?
Thor Loki is dead.
Dr. Erik Selvig Oh, thank God. I...I'm so sorry.
[Thor looks at him in confusion]
Confrontation Over Responsibility and Protection
Thor Why did you bring us back?
Odin Do you realize what you've done? What you've started?
Thor I was protecting my home.
Odin You cannot even protect your friends! How can you hope to protect a kingdom? Get him to a healing room! Now!
[Throws Heimdall the sword. Heimdall catches it. He turns to Fandral, who was injured in the fight]
Thor There won't be a kingdom to protect if you're afraid to act. The Jotuns must learn to fear me, just as they once feared you.
Odin That's pride and vanity talking, not leadership. You've forgotten everything I taught you about a warrior's patience.
Thor While you wait and be patient, the Nine Realms laugh at us. The old ways are done. You'd stand giving speeches while Asgard falls!
[Getting frustrated]
Odin YOU ARE A VAIN, GREEDY, CRUEL BOY!!!
[Suddenly shouting]
Thor AND YOU ARE AN OLD MAN AND A FOOL!!!
[Just as loud]
Odin Yes. I was a fool... to think you were ready.
[Hesitantly, obviously hurt]
Loki Father–
Odin HAEEERGH!!! Thor Odinson, you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you have opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of ]! You are unworthy of these realms! Unworthy of your title! You're unworthy! Of the loved ones you have betrayed. I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, CAST YOU OUT!!! Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.
[To Loki; To Thor; [WAR; starts stripping Thor's armor; seizes Mjolnir; removes arm braces; Banishes Thor to Earth; whispers to Mjolnir; Throws Mjolnir to Earth]
Confrontation Over the Fate of the Universe
Malekith Darkness returns, Asgardian. Have you come to witness the end of your universe?
Thor I've come to accept your surrender.
Malekith You think you can stop this?! The Aether cannot be destroyed!
Thor But you can.
[Summons Mjolnir and deals the final blow to Malekith]
The Power of Choice in Leadership
Dementus Listen to this ]: Big shots rule only because you choose to follow. The ] is with you! You are free to choose!
[[truth; [power]
A Lighthearted Exchange Among Heroes
Thor Find the scepter.
[Flies off]
Iron Man And for gosh sake, watch your language.
Captain America That's not going away any time soon.
[to himself]
The Impact of a Troubling Legacy
Immortan Joe Is he your father?
Furiosa No. He slaughtered my mother.
Dementus True -- that is true. And I can tell you, it made this child tough. Tough enough to survive all sorrows when they come her way. I did that for her! I did that for her.
Thor's Vengeance Against Thanos and Fate
Thor You know, I'm 1,500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me, but none succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance – ] wills it so.
[[fate]
Confrontation Among Heroes Over Loki's Threat
Captain America Now, I don't know what you plan on doing here.
Thor I've come here to put an end to Loki's schemes!
Captain America Then prove it. Put that hammer down.
Iron Man Uh, yeah, no. Bad call! He loves his ha--
[Thor throws him across the forest with a single swing]
Thor You want me to put the hammer down?!
[enraged]
Captain America Are we done here?
Nostalgia for First Experiences
Thor Ah, you never forget your first.
Thor Confronts Betrayal and Deception
Thor What would you like me to say, hmm? You faked your own death. You stole the throne, stripped Odin of his power, stranded him on Earth to die, releasing the Goddess of Death. Have I said enough, or would you like me to go farther than the past two days?
Finding Guidance in Loved Ones' Eyes
Peter Quill Remember what I told you. If you ever feel lost, just look into the eyes of the people that you love.
Peter Quill Not me!
Thor What? Just listening.
Searching for Paradise in a Harsh World
War Boy Is this Halvalla? Am I in ]?
[''After a failed self-sacrifice attempt with an arrow sticking out of head''; [w:Valhalla|Valhalla]
Rider What's Valhalla?
History Man Valhalla is the Hall of the Slain. A paradise for dead heroes.
Dementus Good for you. We're looking for a place of abundance!
War Boy What’s abundance?
History Man Abundance, plentifulness. Having a copious quantity of something.
War Boy Co-- What’s "copus quantity"?
Dementus A lotta stuff! A lotta good stuff.
The Power of Hate in Despair
Dementus You fabulous thing. You crawled out of a pitiless grave, deeper than hell. Only one thing that is going to do that for you. Not hope. Hate. No shame in hate. It's one of the greatest forces of ].
[[nature]
A Plea for Innocence Amidst Conflict
Thor Brother, whatever I have done to wrong you, whatever I have done to lead you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent. Taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine and end this.
Jane No!
[Runs for Thor]
Thor It's over.
Jane No. It's not over.
Thor I mean, you're safe.
Jane We're safe.
Thor It's over.
[Thor dies]
Jane No... no...
Jane Oh... my... god.
A Family Conflict Over Sacrifice and Loyalty
Loki What are you doing? IF YOU DESTROY THE BRIDGE, YOU'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN!
[Gets up and tries to prevent Thor from destroying the Bridge]
Thor Forgive me, Jane.
Loki I could have done it, Father! I could have done it! For you! For all of us!
Odin No, Loki.
Thor Loki, no! NO!
[Loki lets go and falls into space]
Odin No.
Jane It's gone.
[Sees anomaly disappear on telescope]
Confusion Over Pet Names at Work
Kevin Would it be okay if I bring my cat to work sometimes? He has major anxiety problems.
Abby You know what? I would love to let your cat live here with you, but I have a pretty severe cat allergy.
Kevin Oh, I don't have a cat. He's a dog. His name's Mike Hat.
Abby Your dog's name is My Cat?
Kevin Mike Hat.
Erin Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat?
Kevin Well, his full name is Michael Hat.
Abby I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs... so.
Kevin You know, it's all right. He lives with my mum.
Thor's Warning About Ancient Drink
Veteran 1 I gotta have me some of that!
Thor Oh, no. See this was aged for a thousand years in barrels made from the wreck of Gronhill's fleet. It is not meant for mortal men.
Veteran 2 Neither was ], blondie. Stop trying to scare us, come on.
[[w:Omaha Beach|Omaha Beach]
Thor All right.
[Pours a shot of mead]
Veteran 2 Excelsior...
[Slurring]
Contempt for the Gullible
Dementus So gullible. I hold them profoundly in contempt!
Thor's Journey of Self-Discovery and Peace
Thor These hands were once used for battle. Now they're but humble tools for peace. I need to figure out exactly who I am. I want to choose my own path, live in the moment. My superhero-ing days are over.
Conflict Among Avengers and Ultron's Perspective
Ultron It's a thing with me. Stark is... he's a sickness!
Tony Aw, junior. You're gonna break your old man's heart.
Ultron If I have to.
Thor Nobody has to break anything.
Ultron Clearly, you've never made an omelette.
Tony He beat me by one second.
Pietro Ah, this is funny, Mr. Stark. It's what, comfortable? Like old times?
Tony This was never my life.
Steve You two can still walk away from this.
[to the twins]
Wanda Oh, we will.
Steve I know you've suffered--
Ultron Uuughh! Captain America! God's righteous man, pretending you could live without a war. I can't physically throw up in my mouth, but...
Thor If you believe in peace, then let us keep it.
Ultron I think you're confusing "peace" with "quiet".
Tony Yuh-huh. What's the vibranium for?
Ultron I'm glad you asked that, because I'd like to take this time to explain my evil plan...
[suddenly magnetically pulls Tony forwards, then blasts him back]
Stability Amidst Chaos in Furiosa
Dementus Stability born from a world of chaos. You. Me. We.
Valhalla Requirements Discussed in Battle Context
Thor Technically, you have to actually die in the battle itself, to get to Valhalla.
Sif Oh, shit!
Thor Don't worry, your arm is probably in Valhalla.
Thor Reflects on Recent Loss
Thor So much has happened, since I last saw you! I lost my hammer... like, yesterday. So that's still pretty fresh.
[''To Hulk'']
Thor's Despair Over Impending Loss
Thor NOOO!!! You're going to die for that!
[Thanos impales Heimdall in the chest]
Thor Encounters Surtur in Captivity
Thor Now, I know what you're thinking: "Oh, no. Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?" Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of something. It's a long story, basically...I'm a bit of a hero. See, I've spent some time on Earth, ], saved the planet a couple of times. Then I went searching through the cosmos for some magic colorful ]...didn't find any. That's when I came across a path of death and destruction. Which led me all the way here into this cage...where I met you. How much longer do you think we'll be in here?
[[Avengers: Age of Ultron|fought some robots; [w:Infinity Stones|Infinity Stone things; ''Camera shows a skeleton. Its jaw ever so conveniently falls off'']
Surtur Thor, son of Odin.
Thor Surtur, son of ... a bitch! You're still alive? ].
[[Thor (film)|I thought my father killed you, like....half a billion years ago]
Surtur I cannot die. Not until I fulfill my destiny, and lay waste to your home.
Thor You know, it's funny you should mention that. Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late! Asgard up in flames. Falling to ruins. And you, Surtur, are the centre of all of them.
Surtur Then you have seen Ragnarök: The fall of Asgard, the great prophecy–
Thor Hang on... Hang on... I'll be... back around shortly. You know, I really feel like we were connecting there. Okay, so, Ragnarök. Tell me about that. Walk me through it.
[''Rotating away from Surtur's direction''; ''Thor has now rotated to face Surtur'']
Surtur My time has come. When my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame, I shall be restored to my full might! I will tower over the mountains, and bury my sword deep in Asgard!
Thor Whoop, hang on! Give it a second... I swear, I'm not even moving, it's just doing this on its own! I'm really sorry. Okay, so let me get this straight. You're going to put your crown into the Eternal Flame, and you'll suddenly grow big as a house?
[''Rotating away from Surtur's direction again''; ''Thor has again rotated to face Surtur'']
Surtur A MOUNTAIN!
Thor The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away in Asgard?
Surtur Odin is not on Asgard. And your absence has left the throne defenseless.
Thor Okay, so... where is this crown?
Surtur This is my crown. The source of my power!...
[''Taps the structure on his head'']
Thor Oh, that's a crown? I thought it was a big eyebrow.
Surtur It's a crown!
[''Annoyed'']
Thor Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarök is rip that thing off your head.
Surtur But Ragnarök has already begun! You cannot stop it! I am Asgard's doom, and so are you! All will suffer! All. Will. BURN.
[''Laughs'']
Thor Oh, that's intense. You know to be honest, seeing you grow really big and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle. But it looks like, I'm gonna have to choose "Option B", where I bust out of these chains, knock that tiara off your head, and stash you away in Asgard's vault.
[He has a smug little smirk at the end of this mini-tirade]
Surtur You cannot stop Ragnarök. Why fight it?
Thor Because. That's what heroes do! Wait, sorry...I didn't time that right. And. Now!
[''Motions his hand out''; ''Smiles dramatically, but after a moment, nothing occurs'']
Surtur You have made a grave mistake, Odinson!
[''Chuckling evilly'']
Thor Oho, I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything seems to work out.
[''Sees an army of Surtur's minions charging towards him'']
Conflict Over Belongings and Misunderstandings
Thor Do not touch me AGAIN.
Iron Man Then don't take my stuff!
Thor You have no idea what you are dealing with.
Iron Man Uh.... Shakespeare in the Park? Doth Mother know you wear-eth her drapes?
Thor This is beyond you, metal man. Loki will face Asgardian justice!
Iron Man He gives up the Cube, he's all yours! Until then? Stay outta the way. ].
[His mask comes down; Under his breath; [Tourism|Tourist]
Iron Man Okay.
Unity Amidst Chaos
Thor Look at this! Look around you! You think this madness will end with your rule?!
Loki It's too late. It's too late to stop it.
[tries to look away]
Thor No. We can. Together.
Loki Sentiment...
A Vision of Hope and Despair
Vision I'm sorry, that was odd. Thank you.
Rogers Thor, you helped create this?
Thor I've had a vision. A whirlpool that sucks in all hope of life and at its centre is that.
[points to the Mind Stone]
Banner What, the gem?
Thor It's the Mind Stone. It's one of the six Infinity Stones, the greatest power in the universe unparalleled in its destructive capabilities.
Rogers Then why would you bring it here?
Thor Because Stark is right.
Banner Oh, it's definitely the end times.
Thor The Avengers cannot defeat Ultron.
Vision Not alone.
Rogers Why does your Vision sound like J.A.R.V.I.S.?
Stark We reconfigured J.A.R.V.I.S.'s matrix to create something new.
Rogers I think I've had my fill of new.
Vision You think I'm a child of Ultron?
Rogers You're not?
Vision I'm not Ultron. I'm not J.A.R.V.I.S.. I'm uh... I am...
Wanda I looked in your head and saw annihilation.
Vision Look again.
Barton Yeah. Her seal of approval means jack to me.
Thor Their powers, the holes in our heads, Ultron himself, they all came from the Mind Stone and nothing compared to what it can unleash. But with it on our side-
Rogers Is it? Are you... on our side?
[to Vision]
Vision I don't think it's that simple.
Barton Well better get real simple real soon.
Vision I am on the side of life. Ultron isn't. He will end it all.
Stark What's he waiting for?
Vision You.
Banner Where?
Barton Sakovia, he's got Nat there too.
Banner If we're wrong about you; if you're the monster that Ultron made you to be...
Vision What will you do?. I don't want to kill Ultron. He's unique, and he's in pain. But that pain will roll over the Earth, so he must be destroyed. Every form he's built, every trace he's built on the net. We have to act now, and not one of us can do it without the others. Maybe I am a monster. I don't think I'd know if I were one. I'm not what you are; I'm not what you intended. So there may be no way that you can trust me, but we need to go.
Thor Right... Well done.
[pats Stark on the shoulder]
Rogers Three minutes. Get everything you need.
A Moment of Reunion and Concern
Thor Jane?
Jane Sorry. I just…needed to make sure you were real. It's been a very strange day.
Thor I am. Jane—
Jane Where were you?!
Thor Where were you? Heimdall could not see you.
Jane I was right here where you left me! I was waiting, and then I was crying, and then I went out looking for you. You said you were coming back.
Thor I know. I know, but the Bifröst was destroyed. The Nine Realms erupted into chaos. Wars were raging, marauders were pillaging…I had to put an end to the slaughter.
Jane As excuses go, it's not…terrible…But I saw you on TV! ]
[[The Avengers (2012 film)|You were in New York!]
Thor Jane, I fought to protect you from the dangers of my world, but I was wrong. I was a fool. But I believe that fate brought us together.
Unexpected Reunion at the Safe House
Thor What is this place?
Tony Is it a safe house?
Clint Let's hope. Honey? I'm home. Hi. Company. Sorry. I didn't call ahead.
[with one arm still on Nat's shoulder, he opens the door, and leads the others inside; Laura, a pregnant woman with dark brown hair, appears holding art stuff]
Laura Hey.
[she and Clint kiss]
Tony This is an agent of some kind.
Clint Gentlemen, this is Laura.
Laura I know all of your names.
[waves; chuckles as Tony waves]
Clint Ooh. Incoming.
[gasps as Lila, a young girl with braided pigtails, runs to Clint, followed by her brother, Cooper, an older boy with short hair]
Lila Dad!
Clint Hi, sweetheart! Hey, buddy! How are you guys doing? Look at your face!
[picks up Lila, hugging her; wraps his arm around Cooper's face, kissing his head]
Tony These are… smaller agents.
Clint Oh, my… …goodness!
[kisses Lila's cheek, then sets her down]
Lila Did you bring Auntie Nat?
Chaos and Control Among Heroes
Thor You speak of control, yet you court chaos.
Banner That's his MO, isn't it? I mean, what are we, a team? No, no, no. We're a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We're– we're a time-bomb.
Fury You need to step away.
Tony Why shouldn't the man let off a little steam?
Rogers You know damn well why! Back off!
Tony I'm startin to want you to make me.
Rogers Yeah. Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?
Tony ], ], playboy, ].
[casually; [Genius; [billionaire; [Philanthropy|philanthropist; Natasha shrugs condescendingly, but concedes Stark's point]
Rogers I know guys with none of that worth ten of you. I've seen the footage. The only thing you really fight for is yourself. You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.
Tony I think I'd just cut the wire.
Rogers Always a way out. You know, you may not be a threat, but you'd better stop pretending to be a hero.
Tony A hero? Like you? You're a lab experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle.
Rogers Put on the suit. Let's go a few rounds.
[Enraged]
Confrontation Among Thor, Korg, and Zeus
Thor Korg!
Korg Thor! I’m perishing!
[gasps]
Thor ZEUS!
[enraged]
Zeus You're next, Odinson!
Thor That is the sound of lightning!
A Father's Pride and a Son's Promise
Odin You'll be a wise king.
Thor There will never be a wiser king than you– nor a better father. I have– much to learn. I know that, now. Someday, perhaps– I shall make you proud.
[Long pause]
Odin You've already made me proud.
A Unique God in a Cosmic Conflict
Gorr the God Butcher You are not like the other gods I've killed.
Thor Cause I have something worth fighting for.
Perseverance in the Face of Adversity
Thor What's wrong?
Jane S.H.I.E.L.D. Whatever they are, they're gonna do everything in their power to make sure this research never sees the light of day.
Thor No, Jane. Listen to me. You must not give up. You must finish what you've started.
Jane Why?
Thor Because you're right. Here, look. Your ancestors called it magic and you call it science. Well, I come from a place where they're one and the same thing.
[Opens her notebook; Thor is connecting the circles in her notebook]
Jane What is that?
Thor My father explained it to me like this, that your world is one of the Nine Realms of the Cosmos, linked to each other by the branches of Yggdrasil, the World Tree. Now you see it everyday without realizing. The images glimpsed through... what did you call it? This Hooble Telescope.
Jane Hubble.
Thor Hubble Telescope.
Jane Tell me more.
Thor So, the Nine Realms. Now, there is Midgard, which is Earth. This is Alfheim. Vanaheim. Jötunheim. And Asgard. And that's where I come from.
[Points to circles]
Frustration and Defiance in Thor's Words
Thor Ugh. Damn you, ]. ].
[''Guessing a password to the Quinjet's computer''; [w:Tony Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe)|Stark; [Point Break]
Reflections on Memory and Loss
Dementus Was she your mother? Sister? Did she beg, did she scream? The ones that yell the least tend to stick in my mind.
A Clash of Fates and Destruction
Malekith You needn't have come so far, Asgardian. Death would have come to you soon enough.
Thor Not by your hand!
Malekith Your universe was never meant to be. Your world and your family will be extinguished!
Time Measurement in Thor's Perspective
Thor 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, give or take.
Engines Ready for the Race Ahead
Dementus Lady and gentlemens! Start your engines.
Facing Pain and Loss with Resilience
Dementus I don't ] the loss of bliss in ]. Or retribution in ]. And I've got a fiendishly high pain threshold.
[[fear; [Heaven; [Hell]
A Complex Brotherly Reunion
Loki Thor. After all this time and now you come to visit me. Why? Have you come to gloat? To mock?
Thor Loki, enough. No more illusions.
[''Loki and the neat room turn to a destroyed room with Loki looking disheveled on the floor'']
Loki Now you see me, brother. Did she suffer?
[''referring to Frigga'']
Thor I did not come here to share our grief. Instead, I offer you the chance of a far richer sacrament.
Loki Go on.
Thor I know you seek vengeance as much as I do. You help me escape Asgard, and I will grant it to you. Vengeance. And afterward, this cell.
Loki You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. What makes you think you can trust me?
[''Chuckles'']
Thor I don't. Mother did. You should know that when we fought each other in the past, I did so with a glimmer of hope that my brother was still in there somewhere. That hope no longer exists to protect you. You betray me, and I will kill you.
Loki Hm. When do we start?
Discussion on Thanos and the Infinity Stones
Iron Man What's he been doing?
Thor Absolutely nothing.
Captain America Where are the stones?
Iron Man Somewhere under all this. All I know is he doesn't have them.
Captain America So we keep it that way.
Thor You know it's a trap, right?
Iron Man Yeah. And I don't much care.
Thor Good. Just as long as we are all in agreement... Let's kill him properly this time.
[Summons Mjølnir and Stormbreaker]
Thanos You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me. I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive. But you've shown me that's impossible. And as long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.
Iron Man Yep, we're all kinds of stubborn.
Thanos I'm thankful. Because now, I know what I must do. I will shred this universe down to its last atom - and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one. Teeming with life, that knows not what it has lost, but only what it has been given. A grateful universe.
[Thor starts up Stormbreaker and Mjolnir]
Captain America Born out of blood.
Thanos They'll never know it. Because you won't be alive to tell them.
[The three fight Thanos]
A Call for Change and Growth
Thor Dear brother, you're becoming predictable. I trust you, you betray me, round and round in circles we go. See, Loki, life is about, it's about growth. It's about change. But you seem to just want to stay the same. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you'll always be the God of Mischief, but you could be more.
[''While electrocuting Loki'']
Miscommunication About a Phone Call
Erin Kevin, hi, can you answer the phone?
Kevin I can't. It's in the fish tank.
Erin No, the one on the desk that's ringing. That one.
Kevin Oh, that one! What's this place called again?
A Warning About Fragility and Comradeship
Dementus Don't ever do that again, comrades; I'm a man with a fragile brain.
A Father's Reflection on His Daughter's Traits
Immortan Joe Who's that?
[''Referring to Furiosa'']
Dementus That is my daughter, Little D. Little Dementus.
Immortan Joe She looks nothing like you.
Dementus Yes, well she has none of her perfections and none of my deficiencies.
Immortan Joe Where's the mother?
Dementus Magnificent woman. Fierce, intelligent. Taken so cruelly protecting this little one from marauders.
Immortan Joe She looks pale.
Dementus You look pale! She's perfect -- not like the genetic absurdities you have for sons.
Embracing Danger in Uncertain Situations
Thor This may be dangerous.
Selvig I would be disappointed if it wasn't.