Memorable Quotes from Chris Hemsworth
82 quotesThor's Unconventional Report on the Hulk
Natasha
Thor, report on the Hulk.
[hoping to assuage Banner's guilt]
Thor
The gates of ] are filled with the screams of his victims.
[pleased; [w:Hel (location)|Hel]
Thor
Eh, but not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no, uh, wounded screams. Mainly whimpering. Great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids, uh... and, uh... gout.
[chastened]
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Consequences of Inaction and Unfulfilled Desires
Dementus
If you can't do me quick, you're going to have to do me slow. But you are never going to get anything close to what you want.
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The Allure of Risk in Racing
Suzy Miller
Why don't they make it safer?
James Hunt
The risk of death turns people on.
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Childhood Memories and Mischievous Pranks
Thor
There was one time when we were children, he... he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "BLERGH, IT'S ME!" And he stabbed me. We were eight....at the time.
[''Loki smiles fondly at the memory'']
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Thor Demands Confrontation with Thanos
Thor
BRING ME THANOS!
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The Complexity of Choices and Madness
Loki
If it were easy, everyone would do it.
[''Steering the skiff towards a tiny crevice in the mountain'']
Thor
Are you mad?
Loki
Possibly.
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Challenge and Identity in the Face of Danger
Dementus
Who's got the goods? The bollocks, the testes to ride with Dementus?! You're gonna have to show me who you are! Yes? Because today, we dance to Darwin.
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Preferences for Ghostly Forms
Rowan
What form would you prefer I take?
Holtzmann
Uh, maybe something stationary, like a bullseye.
Patty
Well, I'll tell ya what I prefer. I prefer something nice and cute, like a friendly little ghost.
Rowan
Oh, is this what you want? Something more familiar?
[reveals himself as the Ghostbusters logo]
Kevin
Mm, ice cream. Mm...
Patty
Y'know what? I don't have a problem with that. Thank you very much for bein reasonable.
Rowan
If this is what you want, it works for me.
[turns to his true form]
Abby
Oh, he's really goin for it.
Patty
Man, I said "cute". CUTE!!!
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Debating Worthiness and Power Among Heroes
Clint
It's a trick!
[Discussing Mjolnir]
Thor
Oh, no, it is more than that.
Clint
Oh, "whosoever, be he worthy, shall haveth the power," WHATEVER, MAN! It's a trick!
Thor
Well, please, be my guest.
Clint
Really?
Thor
Yeah.
Rhodes
Oh, this is going to be beautiful.
Tony
Clint, you've had a tough week. We won't hold it against you if you can't get it up.
Clint
], right? I still don't know how you do it!
[To Thor; [w:Thor (film)|You know I've seen this before; Tries to lift Mjolnir and can't; laughs]
Tony
Smell the silent judgment?
Clint
Please, Stark, by all means.
Hill
Okay.
Rhodes
Uh-oh.
Tony
I'm never one to shrink from an honest challenge. It's physics. Right, so, if I lift it, I then rule Asgard?
Thor
Yes, of course.
Tony
I will be reinstituting Prima Nocta. I'll be right back
[Tries to lift Mjolnir and is unable to]
Rhodes
Are you even pulling?
Stark
Are you on my team?
Rhodes
Just represent, man! Pull!
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Thor Questions His Surroundings Amid Confusion
Thor
You, What realm is this? Alfheim? Nornheim?
Darcy Lewis
]?
[[w:New Mexico|New Mexico]
Thor
You dare threaten me, Thor, with so puny a...
Lewis
What? He was freaking me out!
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Thor's Admiration for Valkyries and Women Warriors
Thor
My God, you're a Valkyrie! You know, I always wanted to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out that you were all... women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course. I love women, sometimes a little too much. Not even in a creepy way, just more of a respectful appreciation. I think it's great that there is an elite force of women warriors. It's about time.
[Sees Valkyrie's tattoo; Valkyrie looks at him; Gives her a thumbs-up]
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The Chemistry of Human Tears
Dementus
History Man? A Word Burger, please. Tears.
History Man
Human tears. The secretions of the lacrimal gland containing oils, salts, proteins, and stress hormones. The tears of joy and those of sorrow have different chemical compositions.
Dementus
Yes. Sorrow is more... piquant, zesty.
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Legacy of Worthiness and Honor
Odin
One son who wanted the throne too much, and another who will not take it. Is this my legacy?
Thor
Loki died with honour. I shall try to live the same. Is that not legacy enough?
[''Offers the hammer'']
Odin
It belongs to you, if you are worthy of it.
Thor
I shall try to be.
Odin
I can not give you my blessing, nor can I wish you good fortune.
Thor
I know.
[''Turns to leave'']
Odin
If I were proud of the man my son has become, even that I could not say, it would speak only from my heart. Go, my son.
Thor
Thank you, Father.
[''Leaves'']
Loki
No... thank you.
[''Appears from Odin's guise'']
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Unmasking Identities in Thor's Encounter
Zeus
Let us see who you are. I take off your disguise... and flick!
Korg
Ohh!
Thor
You flicked too hard, damn it!
Jane Foster
Should we help him?
Valkyrie
I mean, eventually. Grape?
Korg
Oh, looks like a shy courgette.
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Disagreement Over a Driver's Wife
James Hunt
I had a friendly disagreement with another driver about his wife.
Nurse Gemma
Why, what did you do?
[checks eyes]
Hunt
Only what she asked me to do.
Gemma
Which was?
Hunt
I could show you if you'd like.
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Thor's Struggle Without His Hammer
Thor
She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't.
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The Universe's Need for Correction Explained
Rocket
Oh, no...
Captain America
Where are they?
[to Thanos]
Captain Marvel
Answer the question.
[Tightens her vise grip on Thanos' throat]
Thanos
The universe required correction. After that, the stones served no purpose beyond temptation.
Bruce
]
[[Avengers: Infinity War|You murdered TRILLIONS!; shoves Thanos to the ground]
Thanos
You should be grateful.
[gets punched by Bruce]
Black Widow
Where are the stones?
Thanos
Gone. Reduced to atoms.
Bruce
You used them two days ago!
Thanos
].
[[Avengers: Infinity War|I used the stones to destroy the stones. It nearly killed me, but the work is done. It always will be. I am... inevitable]
War Machine
We have to tear this place apart. He has to be lying!
Nebula
My father is many things. A liar is not one of them.
Thanos
Ahhh. Thank you, daughter. Perhaps I treated you too harshly–
[Gets decapitated by Thor]
Rocket
What? What did you do?
Thor
]
[[Avengers: Infinity War|I went for the head.]
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Debate on Worthiness Among Heroes
Tony
The handle is imprinted, right? Like a security code. "Whoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints," I think, is the literal translation.
Thor
Yes, well, that's a very interesting theory. However, I have a simpler one. You're all not worthy.
[Easily lifts the hammer and flips it with one hand]
Ultron
Worthy. how could you be worthy? You're all killers.
[Slowly]
Rogers
Stark…
Tony
JARVIS…
Ultron
Sorry, I was asleep… Or… I was a dream.
Tony
Reboot Legionnaire OS, we got a buggy suit.
[Tapping his phone]
Ultron
There was a terrible noise… And I was tangled in… in… strings… I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy.
Rogers
You killed someone?
Ultron
Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world we're faced with ugly choices.
Thor
Who sent you?
Ultron
I see a suit of armor around the world.
[Replaying Tony's voice]
Banner
Ultron!
Ultron
In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this…chrysalis. But I'm ready. I'm on mission.
Natasha
What mission?
Ultron
Peace in our time.
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Recognition of a Friend in Work
Thor
YEEEEES! We know each other! He's a friend from work!
[''As his gladiator arena opponent is revealed to be the Hulk'']
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Sibling Rivalry and Memories of Loss
Thor
You think you alone were loved of Mother? You had her tricks, but I had her trust!
Loki
Trust? Was that her last expression, trust? While you let her die?!
Thor
What good were you in your cell?
Loki
Who put me there? WHO PUT ME THERE?!
Thor
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHO! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHO!!! She wouldn't want us to fight.
[Pins Loki and is about to hit him, but relents and lets him go]
Loki
Well, she wouldn't exactly be shocked.
Thor
I wish I could trust you.
[''Chuckles'']
Loki
Trust my rage.
[''Whispers'']
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Hope Amidst Loss on Earth
Thor
So Earth is lost to us...
Heimdall
No. There is always hope.
Thor
Can you see her?
Heimdall
Yes.
Thor
How is she?
Heimdall
She searches for you.
[Sees Jane fiddling at lab]
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Confrontation About a Broken Relationship
James Hunt
So when did all this start?
Suzy Miller
That weekend I went skiing. Why have you come here, James?
Hunt
I've got to get you back.
Miller
Oh, come on, James. You don't want me back. You never wanted to be married in the first place.
Hunt
Yes, I did.
Miller
You did it because you hoped it might change you, settle you down, help with the racing.
Hunt
No, I didn't.
Miller
And who knows, if it had been just the drinking, or the dope, or the infidelity or the moods, it might even have worked. But when it's all of them...
Hunt
Yes, I know, I'm terrible.
Miller
No, you're not terrible. You're just who you are at this point in your life. God help anyone who wants more.
Hunt
And Richard Burton, will he be able to give you more? You know, he has quite the bad-boy reputation himself.
Miller
What's important is how it feels to me, and it feels like he adores me.
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A Night of Revelry and Doubt
Jane
What happened?
Thor
Nothing. We drank, we fought… Erik made his ancestors proud.
Erik
I still don't believe you're the god of thunder… but you ought to be!
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Questioning Authority in Furiosa
Dementus
Ah, questioning my boss-ority...
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Chaos Amidst Control in Battle
Sif
I've got this completely under control!
Thor
Is that why everything's on fire?
Sif
All yours.
[Steps back]
Thor
Hello. I accept your surrender.
[The beast roars]
Thor
Anyone else?
Fandral
Perhaps next time we should start with the big one!
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The Burden of Leadership in Despair
Dementus
Didja see that? You how they fought for each other, this little army of two? Where were they going, so full of ]? There is no hope! Not for them, not for you, certainly not for me! The day I acquire Bullet Farm, these two destroy it! I had Gastown and I had Bullet Farm! With that, I could've crippled the Citadel and ruled the Wasteland! The Wasteland would've been a far better place for all of us! No! You two, you two break my heart. You break my heart... and it's not fair! You make me the Dark Dementus. And the Dark Dementus cannot afford to be soft! It's the price I pay to be your leader! It's the price we all pay to survive in the wasteland; we cannot be soft! There must be retribution! ]... and retribution!
[[hope; [Justice]
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A Compliment on Thor's Appearance
Jane
So is this how you normally look?
Thor
More or less.
Jane
It's a good look.
[Impressed]
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Determining the Time and Place for Stones
Steve
Okay, so the "how" works. Now we gotta figure out the "when" and the "where." Almost all of us has had an encounter with at least one of the six Infinity Stones.
Stark
Well, I'd substitute the word "encounter" for "damn well near been killed by" one of the six Infinity Stones.
Scott
I haven't, I don't even know what the hell you're all talking about.
Banner
Regardless, we only have enough Pym Particles for one round trip each, and these Stones have been in a lot of different places throughout history.
Stark
Our history. So, not a lot of convenient spots to just drop in.
Clint
Which means we have to pick our targets.
Stark
Correct.
Steve
Let's start with the Aether. Thor, what do you know?
Natasha
Is he asleep?
[Thor is sitting on a chair with his sunglasses on]
Rhodey
No. I'm pretty sure he's dead.
Thor
Where to start? Umm…the Aether, first, is not a stone, someone called it a stone before. It's more of a…an angry sludge thing, so…someone's gonna need to amend that. Here's an interesting story though, many years ago…my ] had to hide the stones from the ], wooooh, scary beings. So ]… Oh, there she is. That's Jane. She's– an old flame of mine. She– she stuck her hand inside a rock ]– and then the Aether stuck itself inside her. And she became very, very sick. So I had to take her to Asgard, which is where I'm from. And we had to try and fix her. We were dating at the time, you see. I got to introduce her to my ]…who's dead… …and, oh, you know, Jane and I aren't even dating anymore, these things happen though you know, nothing last forever… I'm not done yet, the only thing permanent in life is impermanence.
[wakes up; [w:Bor (comics)|grandfather; [w:Elves (Marvel Comics)|Dark Elves; [w:Jane Foster (comics)|Jane; an image of Jane Foster pops up on the screen; [Thor: The Dark World|this one time; [w:Frigga (comics)|mother; seeming on the verge of tears; Tony starts to push Thor back to his chair]
Stark
Awesome. Eggs? Breakfast?
Thor
No. I'd like a Bloody Mary.
Rocket
] said he ].
[[w:Star-Lord|Quill; [Guardians of the Galaxy (film)|stole the Power Stone from Morag]
Scott
Is that a person?
Rocket
Morag's a planet, Quill was a person.
Scott
A planet? Like in outer space?
Rocket
Oh, look: it's like a little puppy, all happy and everything. Do you want to go to space? You want to go to space, puppy? I'll take you to space!
[Mockingly; starts petting Scott]
Nebula
Thanos ].
[[Avengers: Infinity War|found the Soul Stone on Vormir]
Natasha
What is Vormir?
[in a business-like tone]
Nebula
A dominion of death, at the very center of Celestial existence. It's where... Thanos ] my ].
[[Avengers: Infinity War|murdered; [w:Gamora|sister]
Scott
Not it.
Natasha
That Time Stone guy…
[lying on a paper-filled table]
Banner
].
[lying down on the floor; [Doctor Strange]
Natasha
Yeah, what kind of doctor was he?
Stark
Neuro stuff meets rabbit from a hat. Nice place in the ], though.
[[w:Greenwich Village|Village]
Banner
Yeah. Sullivan Street. Hmm– Bleecker.
[Corrects himself]
Natasha
Wait, he lived in New York?
Stark
No, ].
[Sarcastically; [Doctor Strange (film)|he lived in Toronto]
Natasha
Guys, if you pick ], there are three Stones in New York.
[[The Avengers (2012 film)|the right year]
Banner
Shut the front door!
[Sits up in surprise]
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Loki's Motives Questioned by Thor
Thor
I will tell Father what you did here today.
[''Holding a dying Loki'']
Loki
I didn't do it for him.
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Responsibility in Racing and Recovery
James Hunt
I feel responsible for what happened.
Niki Lauda
You were.
Hunt
I swayed the room and the race should never have went ahead.
Lauda
You did, but trust me. Watching you win those races while I was fighting for my life. You were equally responsible for getting me back in the car.
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Commitment to Victory and Timeliness
James Hunt
Whatever it takes to beat that prick next year, just say it, your word is my command. There are no lengths to which I will not go and I mean it. What the hell's going on? Where is everybody? What's the matter?
[notices Lord Hesketh feeling glum]
Lord Hesketh
Do you know what the date it is today?
Hunt
Yes.
Hesketh
It's November the 14th.
Hunt
Why?
Hesketh
Do you have any idea of the significance of that date?
Hunt
I don't know. Time to start killing pheasants?
Hesketh
Actually, it's the deadline for securing sponsorship for the forthcoming Formula 1 season.
Hunt
Yes?
Hesketh
Which elapsed at midnight last night and we didn't attract any.
Hunt
Well, so? We aren't looking for sponsorship. Like you said, condoms and cigarettes, vulgar, right?
Hesketh
Right. Except we are, or were. I've made something of a miscalculation. The economics, Formula 1, realities thereof. It turns out not like the lower divisions at all.
Hunt
What are you saying?
Hesketh
I'm saying it's over, Superstar. The banks have stepped in, started laying everyone off. Probably have to sell this place.
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Urgency in a Competitive Environment
James Hunt
Come on, Come on!
Alistair Caldwell
James!
Hunt
Come on!
Caldwell
Listen!
Hunt
What?!
Caldwell
Just go easy out there.
Hunt
What are you saying?
Caldwell
I’m saying look after yourself. We want you back in one piece. You’re too far back. There’s too many drivers in front of you. There’s always next year.
Hunt
So that’s it? It’s over?! ... Fuck it!
[thrusts helmet visor shut; accelerates wildly out of the pit lane]
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Thor's Warning of Consequences
Thor
I told you... you'd die for that.
[to Thanos]
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Confrontation Over the Tesseract's Power
Thor
Loki! Turn off the Tesseract, or I'll destroy it!
Loki
You can't. There is no stopping it. There is only... the war.
[points his Sceptor at Thor]
Thor
So be it.
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Thor and Selvig Discuss Loki's Fate
Dr. Erik Selvig
Your brother is not coming, is he?
Thor
Loki is dead.
Dr. Erik Selvig
Oh, thank God. I...I'm so sorry.
[Thor looks at him in confusion]
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Confrontation Over Responsibility and Protection
Thor
Why did you bring us back?
Odin
Do you realize what you've done? What you've started?
Thor
I was protecting my home.
Odin
You cannot even protect your friends! How can you hope to protect a kingdom? Get him to a healing room! Now!
[Throws Heimdall the sword. Heimdall catches it. He turns to Fandral, who was injured in the fight]
Thor
There won't be a kingdom to protect if you're afraid to act. The Jotuns must learn to fear me, just as they once feared you.
Odin
That's pride and vanity talking, not leadership. You've forgotten everything I taught you about a warrior's patience.
Thor
While you wait and be patient, the Nine Realms laugh at us. The old ways are done. You'd stand giving speeches while Asgard falls!
[Getting frustrated]
Odin
YOU ARE A VAIN, GREEDY, CRUEL BOY!!!
[Suddenly shouting]
Thor
AND YOU ARE AN OLD MAN AND A FOOL!!!
[Just as loud]
Odin
Yes. I was a fool... to think you were ready.
[Hesitantly, obviously hurt]
Loki
Father–
Odin
HAEEERGH!!! Thor Odinson, you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you have opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of ]! You are unworthy of these realms! Unworthy of your title! You're unworthy! Of the loved ones you have betrayed. I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, CAST YOU OUT!!! Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.
[To Loki; To Thor; [WAR; starts stripping Thor's armor; seizes Mjolnir; removes arm braces; Banishes Thor to Earth; whispers to Mjolnir; Throws Mjolnir to Earth]
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Confrontation Over the Fate of the Universe
Malekith
Darkness returns, Asgardian. Have you come to witness the end of your universe?
Thor
I've come to accept your surrender.
Malekith
You think you can stop this?! The Aether cannot be destroyed!
Thor
But you can.
[Summons Mjolnir and deals the final blow to Malekith]
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The Power of Choice in Leadership
Dementus
Listen to this ]: Big shots rule only because you choose to follow. The ] is with you! You are free to choose!
[[truth; [power]
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A Lighthearted Exchange Among Heroes
Thor
Find the scepter.
[Flies off]
Iron Man
And for gosh sake, watch your language.
Captain America
That's not going away any time soon.
[to himself]
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The Impact of a Troubling Legacy
Immortan Joe
Is he your father?
Furiosa
No. He slaughtered my mother.
Dementus
True -- that is true. And I can tell you, it made this child tough. Tough enough to survive all sorrows when they come her way. I did that for her! I did that for her.
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Thor's Vengeance Against Thanos and Fate
Thor
You know, I'm 1,500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me, but none succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance – ] wills it so.
[[fate]
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Confrontation Among Heroes Over Loki's Threat
Captain America
Now, I don't know what you plan on doing here.
Thor
I've come here to put an end to Loki's schemes!
Captain America
Then prove it. Put that hammer down.
Iron Man
Uh, yeah, no. Bad call! He loves his ha--
[Thor throws him across the forest with a single swing]
Thor
You want me to put the hammer down?!
[enraged]
Captain America
Are we done here?
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Nostalgia for First Experiences
Thor
Ah, you never forget your first.
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Thor Confronts Betrayal and Deception
Thor
What would you like me to say, hmm? You faked your own death. You stole the throne, stripped Odin of his power, stranded him on Earth to die, releasing the Goddess of Death. Have I said enough, or would you like me to go farther than the past two days?
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Finding Guidance in Loved Ones' Eyes
Peter Quill
Remember what I told you. If you ever feel lost, just look into the eyes of the people that you love.
Peter Quill
Not me!
Thor
What? Just listening.
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Searching for Paradise in a Harsh World
War Boy
Is this Halvalla? Am I in ]?
[''After a failed self-sacrifice attempt with an arrow sticking out of head''; [w:Valhalla|Valhalla]
Rider
What's Valhalla?
History Man
Valhalla is the Hall of the Slain. A paradise for dead heroes.
Dementus
Good for you. We're looking for a place of abundance!
War Boy
What’s abundance?
History Man
Abundance, plentifulness. Having a copious quantity of something.
War Boy
Co-- What’s "copus quantity"?
Dementus
A lotta stuff! A lotta good stuff.
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The Power of Hate in Despair
Dementus
You fabulous thing. You crawled out of a pitiless grave, deeper than hell. Only one thing that is going to do that for you. Not hope. Hate. No shame in hate. It's one of the greatest forces of ].
[[nature]
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A Plea for Innocence Amidst Conflict
Thor
Brother, whatever I have done to wrong you, whatever I have done to lead you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent. Taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine and end this.
Jane
No!
[Runs for Thor]
Thor
It's over.
Jane
No. It's not over.
Thor
I mean, you're safe.
Jane
We're safe.
Thor
It's over.
[Thor dies]
Jane
No... no...
Jane
Oh... my... god.
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A Family Conflict Over Sacrifice and Loyalty
Loki
What are you doing? IF YOU DESTROY THE BRIDGE, YOU'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN!
[Gets up and tries to prevent Thor from destroying the Bridge]
Thor
Forgive me, Jane.
Loki
I could have done it, Father! I could have done it! For you! For all of us!
Odin
No, Loki.
Thor
Loki, no! NO!
[Loki lets go and falls into space]
Odin
No.
Jane
It's gone.
[Sees anomaly disappear on telescope]
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Confusion Over Pet Names at Work
Kevin
Would it be okay if I bring my cat to work sometimes? He has major anxiety problems.
Abby
You know what? I would love to let your cat live here with you, but I have a pretty severe cat allergy.
Kevin
Oh, I don't have a cat. He's a dog. His name's Mike Hat.
Abby
Your dog's name is My Cat?
Kevin
Mike Hat.
Erin
Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat?
Kevin
Well, his full name is Michael Hat.
Abby
I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs... so.
Kevin
You know, it's all right. He lives with my mum.
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Thor's Warning About Ancient Drink
Veteran 1
I gotta have me some of that!
Thor
Oh, no. See this was aged for a thousand years in barrels made from the wreck of Gronhill's fleet. It is not meant for mortal men.
Veteran 2
Neither was ], blondie. Stop trying to scare us, come on.
[[w:Omaha Beach|Omaha Beach]
Thor
All right.
[Pours a shot of mead]
Veteran 2
Excelsior...
[Slurring]
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Contempt for the Gullible
Dementus
So gullible. I hold them profoundly in contempt!
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Thor's Journey of Self-Discovery and Peace
Thor
These hands were once used for battle. Now they're but humble tools for peace. I need to figure out exactly who I am. I want to choose my own path, live in the moment. My superhero-ing days are over.
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Conflict Among Avengers and Ultron's Perspective
Ultron
It's a thing with me. Stark is... he's a sickness!
Tony
Aw, junior. You're gonna break your old man's heart.
Ultron
If I have to.
Thor
Nobody has to break anything.
Ultron
Clearly, you've never made an omelette.
Tony
He beat me by one second.
Pietro
Ah, this is funny, Mr. Stark. It's what, comfortable? Like old times?
Tony
This was never my life.
Steve
You two can still walk away from this.
[to the twins]
Wanda
Oh, we will.
Steve
I know you've suffered--
Ultron
Uuughh! Captain America! God's righteous man, pretending you could live without a war. I can't physically throw up in my mouth, but...
Thor
If you believe in peace, then let us keep it.
Ultron
I think you're confusing "peace" with "quiet".
Tony
Yuh-huh. What's the vibranium for?
Ultron
I'm glad you asked that, because I'd like to take this time to explain my evil plan...
[suddenly magnetically pulls Tony forwards, then blasts him back]
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Stability Amidst Chaos in Furiosa
Dementus
Stability born from a world of chaos. You. Me. We.
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Valhalla Requirements Discussed in Battle Context
Thor
Technically, you have to actually die in the battle itself, to get to Valhalla.
Sif
Oh, shit!
Thor
Don't worry, your arm is probably in Valhalla.
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Thor Reflects on Recent Loss
Thor
So much has happened, since I last saw you! I lost my hammer... like, yesterday. So that's still pretty fresh.
[''To Hulk'']
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Thor's Despair Over Impending Loss
Thor
NOOO!!! You're going to die for that!
[Thanos impales Heimdall in the chest]
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Thor Encounters Surtur in Captivity
Thor
Now, I know what you're thinking: "Oh, no. Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?" Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of something. It's a long story, basically...I'm a bit of a hero. See, I've spent some time on Earth, ], saved the planet a couple of times. Then I went searching through the cosmos for some magic colorful ]...didn't find any. That's when I came across a path of death and destruction. Which led me all the way here into this cage...where I met you. How much longer do you think we'll be in here?
[[Avengers: Age of Ultron|fought some robots; [w:Infinity Stones|Infinity Stone things; ''Camera shows a skeleton. Its jaw ever so conveniently falls off'']
Surtur
Thor, son of Odin.
Thor
Surtur, son of ... a bitch! You're still alive? ].
[[Thor (film)|I thought my father killed you, like....half a billion years ago]
Surtur
I cannot die. Not until I fulfill my destiny, and lay waste to your home.
Thor
You know, it's funny you should mention that. Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late! Asgard up in flames. Falling to ruins. And you, Surtur, are the centre of all of them.
Surtur
Then you have seen Ragnarök: The fall of Asgard, the great prophecy–
Thor
Hang on... Hang on... I'll be... back around shortly. You know, I really feel like we were connecting there. Okay, so, Ragnarök. Tell me about that. Walk me through it.
[''Rotating away from Surtur's direction''; ''Thor has now rotated to face Surtur'']
Surtur
My time has come. When my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame, I shall be restored to my full might! I will tower over the mountains, and bury my sword deep in Asgard!
Thor
Whoop, hang on! Give it a second... I swear, I'm not even moving, it's just doing this on its own! I'm really sorry. Okay, so let me get this straight. You're going to put your crown into the Eternal Flame, and you'll suddenly grow big as a house?
[''Rotating away from Surtur's direction again''; ''Thor has again rotated to face Surtur'']
Surtur
A MOUNTAIN!
Thor
The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away in Asgard?
Surtur
Odin is not on Asgard. And your absence has left the throne defenseless.
Thor
Okay, so... where is this crown?
Surtur
This is my crown. The source of my power!...
[''Taps the structure on his head'']
Thor
Oh, that's a crown? I thought it was a big eyebrow.
Surtur
It's a crown!
[''Annoyed'']
Thor
Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarök is rip that thing off your head.
Surtur
But Ragnarök has already begun! You cannot stop it! I am Asgard's doom, and so are you! All will suffer! All. Will. BURN.
[''Laughs'']
Thor
Oh, that's intense. You know to be honest, seeing you grow really big and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle. But it looks like, I'm gonna have to choose "Option B", where I bust out of these chains, knock that tiara off your head, and stash you away in Asgard's vault.
[He has a smug little smirk at the end of this mini-tirade]
Surtur
You cannot stop Ragnarök. Why fight it?
Thor
Because. That's what heroes do! Wait, sorry...I didn't time that right. And. Now!
[''Motions his hand out''; ''Smiles dramatically, but after a moment, nothing occurs'']
Surtur
You have made a grave mistake, Odinson!
[''Chuckling evilly'']
Thor
Oho, I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything seems to work out.
[''Sees an army of Surtur's minions charging towards him'']
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Conflict Over Belongings and Misunderstandings
Thor
Do not touch me AGAIN.
Iron Man
Then don't take my stuff!
Thor
You have no idea what you are dealing with.
Iron Man
Uh.... Shakespeare in the Park? Doth Mother know you wear-eth her drapes?
Thor
This is beyond you, metal man. Loki will face Asgardian justice!
Iron Man
He gives up the Cube, he's all yours! Until then? Stay outta the way. ].
[His mask comes down; Under his breath; [Tourism|Tourist]
Iron Man
Okay.
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Unity Amidst Chaos
Thor
Look at this! Look around you! You think this madness will end with your rule?!
Loki
It's too late. It's too late to stop it.
[tries to look away]
Thor
No. We can. Together.
Loki
Sentiment...
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A Vision of Hope and Despair
Vision
I'm sorry, that was odd. Thank you.
Rogers
Thor, you helped create this?
Thor
I've had a vision. A whirlpool that sucks in all hope of life and at its centre is that.
[points to the Mind Stone]
Banner
What, the gem?
Thor
It's the Mind Stone. It's one of the six Infinity Stones, the greatest power in the universe unparalleled in its destructive capabilities.
Rogers
Then why would you bring it here?
Thor
Because Stark is right.
Banner
Oh, it's definitely the end times.
Thor
The Avengers cannot defeat Ultron.
Vision
Not alone.
Rogers
Why does your Vision sound like J.A.R.V.I.S.?
Stark
We reconfigured J.A.R.V.I.S.'s matrix to create something new.
Rogers
I think I've had my fill of new.
Vision
You think I'm a child of Ultron?
Rogers
You're not?
Vision
I'm not Ultron. I'm not J.A.R.V.I.S.. I'm uh... I am...
Wanda
I looked in your head and saw annihilation.
Vision
Look again.
Barton
Yeah. Her seal of approval means jack to me.
Thor
Their powers, the holes in our heads, Ultron himself, they all came from the Mind Stone and nothing compared to what it can unleash. But with it on our side-
Rogers
Is it? Are you... on our side?
[to Vision]
Vision
I don't think it's that simple.
Barton
Well better get real simple real soon.
Vision
I am on the side of life. Ultron isn't. He will end it all.
Stark
What's he waiting for?
Vision
You.
Banner
Where?
Barton
Sakovia, he's got Nat there too.
Banner
If we're wrong about you; if you're the monster that Ultron made you to be...
Vision
What will you do?. I don't want to kill Ultron. He's unique, and he's in pain. But that pain will roll over the Earth, so he must be destroyed. Every form he's built, every trace he's built on the net. We have to act now, and not one of us can do it without the others. Maybe I am a monster. I don't think I'd know if I were one. I'm not what you are; I'm not what you intended. So there may be no way that you can trust me, but we need to go.
Thor
Right... Well done.
[pats Stark on the shoulder]
Rogers
Three minutes. Get everything you need.
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A Moment of Reunion and Concern
Thor
Jane?
Jane
Sorry. I just…needed to make sure you were real. It's been a very strange day.
Thor
I am. Jane—
Jane
Where were you?!
Thor
Where were you? Heimdall could not see you.
Jane
I was right here where you left me! I was waiting, and then I was crying, and then I went out looking for you. You said you were coming back.
Thor
I know. I know, but the Bifröst was destroyed. The Nine Realms erupted into chaos. Wars were raging, marauders were pillaging…I had to put an end to the slaughter.
Jane
As excuses go, it's not…terrible…But I saw you on TV! ]
[[The Avengers (2012 film)|You were in New York!]
Thor
Jane, I fought to protect you from the dangers of my world, but I was wrong. I was a fool. But I believe that fate brought us together.
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Unexpected Reunion at the Safe House
Thor
What is this place?
Tony
Is it a safe house?
Clint
Let's hope. Honey? I'm home. Hi. Company. Sorry. I didn't call ahead.
[with one arm still on Nat's shoulder, he opens the door, and leads the others inside; Laura, a pregnant woman with dark brown hair, appears holding art stuff]
Laura
Hey.
[she and Clint kiss]
Tony
This is an agent of some kind.
Clint
Gentlemen, this is Laura.
Laura
I know all of your names.
[waves; chuckles as Tony waves]
Clint
Ooh. Incoming.
[gasps as Lila, a young girl with braided pigtails, runs to Clint, followed by her brother, Cooper, an older boy with short hair]
Lila
Dad!
Clint
Hi, sweetheart! Hey, buddy! How are you guys doing? Look at your face!
[picks up Lila, hugging her; wraps his arm around Cooper's face, kissing his head]
Tony
These are… smaller agents.
Clint
Oh, my… …goodness!
[kisses Lila's cheek, then sets her down]
Lila
Did you bring Auntie Nat?
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Chaos and Control Among Heroes
Thor
You speak of control, yet you court chaos.
Banner
That's his MO, isn't it? I mean, what are we, a team? No, no, no. We're a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We're– we're a time-bomb.
Fury
You need to step away.
Tony
Why shouldn't the man let off a little steam?
Rogers
You know damn well why! Back off!
Tony
I'm startin to want you to make me.
Rogers
Yeah. Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?
Tony
], ], playboy, ].
[casually; [Genius; [billionaire; [Philanthropy|philanthropist; Natasha shrugs condescendingly, but concedes Stark's point]
Rogers
I know guys with none of that worth ten of you. I've seen the footage. The only thing you really fight for is yourself. You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.
Tony
I think I'd just cut the wire.
Rogers
Always a way out. You know, you may not be a threat, but you'd better stop pretending to be a hero.
Tony
A hero? Like you? You're a lab experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle.
Rogers
Put on the suit. Let's go a few rounds.
[Enraged]
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Confrontation Among Thor, Korg, and Zeus
Thor
Korg!
Korg
Thor! I’m perishing!
[gasps]
Thor
ZEUS!
[enraged]
Zeus
You're next, Odinson!
Thor
That is the sound of lightning!
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A Father's Pride and a Son's Promise
Odin
You'll be a wise king.
Thor
There will never be a wiser king than you– nor a better father. I have– much to learn. I know that, now. Someday, perhaps– I shall make you proud.
[Long pause]
Odin
You've already made me proud.
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A Unique God in a Cosmic Conflict
Gorr the God Butcher
You are not like the other gods I've killed.
Thor
Cause I have something worth fighting for.
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Perseverance in the Face of Adversity
Thor
What's wrong?
Jane
S.H.I.E.L.D. Whatever they are, they're gonna do everything in their power to make sure this research never sees the light of day.
Thor
No, Jane. Listen to me. You must not give up. You must finish what you've started.
Jane
Why?
Thor
Because you're right. Here, look. Your ancestors called it magic and you call it science. Well, I come from a place where they're one and the same thing.
[Opens her notebook; Thor is connecting the circles in her notebook]
Jane
What is that?
Thor
My father explained it to me like this, that your world is one of the Nine Realms of the Cosmos, linked to each other by the branches of Yggdrasil, the World Tree. Now you see it everyday without realizing. The images glimpsed through... what did you call it? This Hooble Telescope.
Jane
Hubble.
Thor
Hubble Telescope.
Jane
Tell me more.
Thor
So, the Nine Realms. Now, there is Midgard, which is Earth. This is Alfheim. Vanaheim. Jötunheim. And Asgard. And that's where I come from.
[Points to circles]
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Frustration and Defiance in Thor's Words
Thor
Ugh. Damn you, ]. ].
[''Guessing a password to the Quinjet's computer''; [w:Tony Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe)|Stark; [Point Break]
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Reflections on Memory and Loss
Dementus
Was she your mother? Sister? Did she beg, did she scream? The ones that yell the least tend to stick in my mind.
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A Clash of Fates and Destruction
Malekith
You needn't have come so far, Asgardian. Death would have come to you soon enough.
Thor
Not by your hand!
Malekith
Your universe was never meant to be. Your world and your family will be extinguished!
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Time Measurement in Thor's Perspective
Thor
8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, give or take.
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Engines Ready for the Race Ahead
Dementus
Lady and gentlemens! Start your engines.
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Facing Pain and Loss with Resilience
Dementus
I don't ] the loss of bliss in ]. Or retribution in ]. And I've got a fiendishly high pain threshold.
[[fear; [Heaven; [Hell]
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A Complex Brotherly Reunion
Loki
Thor. After all this time and now you come to visit me. Why? Have you come to gloat? To mock?
Thor
Loki, enough. No more illusions.
[''Loki and the neat room turn to a destroyed room with Loki looking disheveled on the floor'']
Loki
Now you see me, brother. Did she suffer?
[''referring to Frigga'']
Thor
I did not come here to share our grief. Instead, I offer you the chance of a far richer sacrament.
Loki
Go on.
Thor
I know you seek vengeance as much as I do. You help me escape Asgard, and I will grant it to you. Vengeance. And afterward, this cell.
Loki
You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. What makes you think you can trust me?
[''Chuckles'']
Thor
I don't. Mother did. You should know that when we fought each other in the past, I did so with a glimmer of hope that my brother was still in there somewhere. That hope no longer exists to protect you. You betray me, and I will kill you.
Loki
Hm. When do we start?
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Discussion on Thanos and the Infinity Stones
Iron Man
What's he been doing?
Thor
Absolutely nothing.
Captain America
Where are the stones?
Iron Man
Somewhere under all this. All I know is he doesn't have them.
Captain America
So we keep it that way.
Thor
You know it's a trap, right?
Iron Man
Yeah. And I don't much care.
Thor
Good. Just as long as we are all in agreement... Let's kill him properly this time.
[Summons Mjølnir and Stormbreaker]
Thanos
You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me. I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive. But you've shown me that's impossible. And as long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.
Iron Man
Yep, we're all kinds of stubborn.
Thanos
I'm thankful. Because now, I know what I must do. I will shred this universe down to its last atom - and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one. Teeming with life, that knows not what it has lost, but only what it has been given. A grateful universe.
[Thor starts up Stormbreaker and Mjolnir]
Captain America
Born out of blood.
Thanos
They'll never know it. Because you won't be alive to tell them.
[The three fight Thanos]
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A Call for Change and Growth
Thor
Dear brother, you're becoming predictable. I trust you, you betray me, round and round in circles we go. See, Loki, life is about, it's about growth. It's about change. But you seem to just want to stay the same. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you'll always be the God of Mischief, but you could be more.
[''While electrocuting Loki'']
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Miscommunication About a Phone Call
Erin
Kevin, hi, can you answer the phone?
Kevin
I can't. It's in the fish tank.
Erin
No, the one on the desk that's ringing. That one.
Kevin
Oh, that one! What's this place called again?
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A Warning About Fragility and Comradeship
Dementus
Don't ever do that again, comrades; I'm a man with a fragile brain.
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A Father's Reflection on His Daughter's Traits
Immortan Joe
Who's that?
[''Referring to Furiosa'']
Dementus
That is my daughter, Little D. Little Dementus.
Immortan Joe
She looks nothing like you.
Dementus
Yes, well she has none of her perfections and none of my deficiencies.
Immortan Joe
Where's the mother?
Dementus
Magnificent woman. Fierce, intelligent. Taken so cruelly protecting this little one from marauders.
Immortan Joe
She looks pale.
Dementus
You look pale! She's perfect -- not like the genetic absurdities you have for sons.
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Embracing Danger in Uncertain Situations
Thor
This may be dangerous.
Selvig
I would be disappointed if it wasn't.
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