She's Having a Baby - Reflections on Love and Trust
Jake Briggs:
And in the end, I realized that I took more than I gave, I was trusted more than I trusted, and I was loved more than I loved. And what I was looking for was not to be found but to be made.
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She's Having a Baby - College Life Compared to High School
Jake Briggs:
College is like high school with ashtrays.
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My Dog Skip - The Impact of Loss and Change
Dink:
You bawling like a big baby cause you lost that ball game?
Willie Morris:
What do you know about it? You didn't come you big liar. Leave me alone.
Dink:
That's how it is, isn't it? You're a hero today, and then you're a goat tomorrow. Now I didn't come because games don't mean nothing to me anymore.
Willie Morris:
It's not the game. It's Skip. He's gone for good.
Dink:
For good? Now how do you know that? You some kind of fortune teller?
Willie Morris:
I got mad at him and I hit him. And he ran away. Just like you ran away. Skip was never afraid of nothing.
Dink:
You think I don't know what folks are saying? That old Dink's a coward? Huh? Well I know. And you know what? They're right. I got scared. And I ran. You think it was cause I was afraid of dying? Because I wished I was dead plenty of times.
Willie Morris:
Then what was it?
Dink:
It ain't the dying that scary, boy. It's the killing. Now look, that dog ain't lost. You just need to know where to find him. There's gotta be at least one place around here that you hadn't thought of to look at, right?
Jack Morris:
Sometimes he gets mad and says things he doesn't mean. He gets it from his mother. When I got back from Spain, I got into accounting. I figured I could hide behind a desk. I looked down, and I didn't so much as look up for a whole year. When I finally did, people weren't staring at me anymore. I guess they kind of forgot about it.
Dink:
Well, Mr. Morris. You got a purple heart. I got a yellow stripe. You can trust me. They don't forget about cowards.
Jack Morris:
Well, folks like to keep things small, Dink. Fit you into one pocket or the other. Give a man a label, and you never really need to get to know him. My son, he looks up to you, Dink. Not because you can run or throw a ball. You're his hero because you're his friend. And that's what he needs. A friend.
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My Dog Skip - Returning Home from War
Jack Morris:
You know I.C.? Colored fellow at the service station?
Ellen Morris:
Sure.
Jack Morris:
His son came back from Europe today.
Ellen Morris:
Wonderful.
Jack Morris:
In a box.
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My Dog Skip - The Cost of Sacrifice and Recognition
Willie Morris:
Does it ever itch or hurt, like it's still there?
Jack Morris:
Yes, it hurts.
Willie Morris:
But they gave you a medal for it, didn't they?
Jack Morris:
I'd rather have the leg.
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Murder in the First - The Consequences of Actions and Tolerance
Milton Glenn: [cuts his hand with his razor]
ln life for every action there is a definite and distinct reaction. Action... reaction.
Henri Young:
Yes, Mr. Glenn.
Milton Glenn:
Now, if you escape, action: I lose my job... Reaction: I have a family that I will not be able to provide for! Now, knowing this information, can you tell me why you would possibly want to escape and jeopardize my family? I've done nothing to you but my job. And instead of letting you learn by breaking the rules, I feel I need to show you how to obey them. Tolerance. Tolerance for pain. My tolerance of you. But tolerance can be mistaken for kindness. And kindness can be mistaken for weakness. And we can't have weakness, can we, Henri?
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Murder in the First - A Standoff of Questions and Answers
James Stamphill:
I will ask you what I want to ask you.
Henri Young:
And I answer what I want to answer.
James Stamphill:
Fine.
Henri Young:
Fine.
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Murder in the First - Sports Team Comparison in Dialogue
James Stamphill:
How do you think the Yankees will do against the Redskins this year?
Henri Young:
The Yankees are a baseball team. The Redskins are a football team. Personally, I think the Redskins would kick the shit out of them.
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Murder in the First - Responsibility and Identity in Crime
James Stamphill:
Did you kill Rufus McCain?
Henri Young:
I was the weapon, but I ain't no killer.
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Murder in the First - Desire for Connection in Isolation
Henri Young:
I got nothin'. I got nobody. I don't need a lawyer, I need a friend.
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Murder in the First - Victory and Its Inalienable Nature
Henri Young:
Action: I won. Reaction: you can't never take that away from me.
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Super - The Nature of Morality and Consequences
Jacques:
This is not about good and evil. This is about I had her, and you didn't. This is about she loving me more because I. Am. Fucking! Interesting!
Frank: [''whispers'']
Shut up, crime.
Jacques:
What are you gonna do? You gonna execute me for my sins? Don't think you're better than me, you fucking psycho. You fucking almost killed people for butting into line.
Frank: [''interrupts'']
You don't butt in line! You don't sell drugs! You don't molest little children! You don't profit on the misery of others! The rules were set a long time ago. They don't change.
Jacques:
You really think that killing me, stabbing me to death is gonna change the world?
Frank:
I can't know that for sure…unless I try.
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Frost/Nixon - The Moment of Realization in Competition
Jack Brennan:
Well, in boxing, you know, there's always that first moment, and you see it in the challenger's face. It's that moment that he feels the impact from the champ's first jab. It's kind of a sickening moment, when he realizes that all those months of pep talks and the hype, the psyching yourself up, had been delusional all along. You could see it in Frost's face. If he didn't know the caliber of the man that he was up against before the interview started, he certainly knew it halfway through the President's first answer.
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The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special - Rocket's Outburst in a Holiday Encounter
Rocket:
Dude, calm down, we're not gonna hurt you.
Kevin Bacon:
That's a talking raccoon.
Rocket: [lunges at Kevin Bacon, but Groot holds him back]
I'LL KILL YOU!!!! DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT!!!!
Nebula: [aims her gun]
HEY!
Peter Quill: [to Kraglin; back to Kevin Bacon]
Whoa! Sir, sir, sir. Right here, right here. Kraglin, prepare the Bowie for his transport back to Earth. Mr. Bacon, I am so sorry. This is really embarrassing. I know you're worried sick and your family is, too. We're gonna get you back home immediately.
Groot:
I am Groot.
Peter Quill:
Oh. Suddenly you thought it was a bad idea all along?
Groot:
I am Groot.
Peter Quill: [Kevin Bacon suddenly runs off; to Nebula]
Dude, I literally just saw you wheel him out in front of everybody. I'm gonna let you go, Kevin Bacon. Don't run. You're not gonna run? No, no. No, no, no. Go get Kevin Bacon.
Nebula: [pulls out her gun; she and Mantis leaves]
I've got him.
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Friday the 13th - Unexpected Tension Among Friends in the Cabin
Jack:
(seeing Bill with a big knife raised) Jesus, Bill! What are you doing?
Bill:
There's a snake in here!
Marcie:
Why are we in here?
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Friday the 13th - Misunderstandings Over Cannabis Among Friends
Officer Dorf:
What you been smoking, boy?
Jack:
Smoke? Don't smoke! Causes cancer.
Officer Dorf:
You know what I mean! What, you just get off a spaceship or something? Come on, Colombian gold, man. Hash, grass, the weed, dig it?
Ned:
Does he mean what I think he means?
Officer Dorf:
Hey, don't get smart!
Ned:
Me? I'm as dumb as they come.
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Friday the 13th - Conflicted Feelings in a Love Triangle
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Footloose - Confrontation Over Attitude and Tradition
Willard:
You know what it is, you've got an attitude problem.
Ren:
Oh I've got an attitude problem?
Willard:
Yes and I'm not the first one that's noticed it. I mean we're not stuck in the goddamn middle ages here. I mean we've got TV. We've got Family Feud. We're not stuck in Leave It To Beaver land here.
Ren:
Well I haven't noticed a wet T-shirt contest in town yet.
Willard:
Yeah but I'm waiting. Patiently.
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Footloose - Concern Over Troubling Events in the Community
Wes:
Seems that a bunch of kids was raising some hell over at Burlington Cranton's property a few days back. Tore up the fields, turned over a tractor and everything. Today, someone suggested to me there's been some trouble up at the high school. I think it was drugs. You don't happen to know anything about it, do you?
Ren:
No.
Wes:
What was that? I can't hear you.
Amy:
He said no.
Lulu:
Amy.
Ren:
I said no, sir.
Wes:
It seems that a lot of people are pointin the finger in your direction lately.
Ren:
And what have they said?
Wes:
What I have been tellin you about the trouble and the drugs and it just seems like you've had a lot of problems since you moved. And I figured...
Ren:
You figured where there's smoke there's fire, right?
Wes:
Usually works like that. Now, Ren, you know that I would never try to take the place of your father.
Ren: [gets up and leaves]
Yeah, well, there's no chance of that!
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Footloose - A Playful Exchange About Music and Work
Ren: [[w:Men At Work|Men At Work]
You like ]?
Willard:
What men?
Ren:
Men At Work.
Willard:
Well, where do they work?
Ren:
No, they're a music group.
Willard:
Well, what do they call themselves?
Ren: [[w:The Police|The Police]
Oh, no. What about ]?
Willard:
What about em?
Ren:
You ever heard them?
Willard:
No, but I seen them.
Ren:
Where, in concert?
Willard:
No, behind you.
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Footloose - Debate on Masculinity and Language
Chuck:
I thought only pansies wore neckties.
Ren:
See that? I thought only assholes used the word "pansy.
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Mystic River - Reflections on Childhood and Reality
Sean Devine:
Sometimes I think... I think all three of us got in that car. And all of this is just a dream, you know?
Jimmy Markum:
A dream, sure.
Sean Devine:
In reality, we're still eleven year-old boys locked in a cellar imagining what our lives woulda been like if we'd escaped.
Jimmy Markum:
Maybe you're right. Who the fuck knows?
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Mystic River - A Conversation About Dave Boyle
Sean Devine:
So, Jimmy...when was the last time you saw Dave?
Jimmy Markum:
The last time I saw Dave.
Sean Devine:
Yeah. Dave Boyle.
Jimmy Markum:
Dave Boyle.
Sean Devine:
Yeah, Jimmy. Dave Boyle.
Jimmy Markum:
That was 25 years ago, going up this street in the back of that car.
Sean Devine:
Jimmy, what did you do?
Jimmy Markum:
Thanks for finding my daughter's killers, Sean. If only you'd been a little faster.
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Mystic River - A Moment of Tension Between Friends
Dave Boyle:
Hey, you think I could get that Sprite, Sean?
Sean Devine:
Sure.
Dave Boyle:
Oh, I get it. You're the good cop. How about a meatball sub while you're at it?
Sean Devine:
I ain't your bitch, Dave. Looks like you'll have to wait.
Dave Boyle:
Yeah, but you're someone's bitch, aren't you, Sean?
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Mystic River - The Uniqueness of True Love
Brendan Harris:
I loved her so much. I'm never gonna feel that again. It doesn't happen twice.
Sean Devine:
Doesn't happen once most times.
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Mystic River - Prison's Mark: Tension in the Shoulders
Whitey Powers:
Your pal Markum, the moment I laid eyes on him, I could tell he'd done time. They never lose that tension, it settles in their shoulders.
Sean Devine:
He lost his daughter. That's what's in his shoulders.
Whitey Powers:
No, that's in his stomach. The tension in his shoulders, that's prison.
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Mystic River - The Impact of Choices on Life Paths
Jimmy Markum:
Did you ever think about how one little choice could change a whole life? I heard Hitler's mother wanted to abort him. At the last minute, she changed her mind. See what I mean?
Sean Devine:
What do you mean, Jimmy?
Jimmy Markum:
What if you or I had gotten into that car instead of Dave Boyle?
Sean Devine:
What car? You're losing me here.
Jimmy Markum:
If I'd gotten into that car that day, my life would have been a different thing. My first wife, Marita, Katie's mother...she was a beautiful woman. Regal. As a lot of Latin women are, and she knew it. You had to have balls to go near her, and I did. Eighteen years old, the two of us. She was carrying Katie. Now, here's the thing, Sean. If I'd gotten into that car, I'd be a basket case. I never would have had the juice to go near her. And Katie never would have been born. And she never would have been murdered. You know?
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Mystic River - Exploring Attraction and Relationships in Conversation
Whitey Powers:
So the wife left you six months ago?
Sean Devine:
So?
Whitey Powers:
So Jenny Coughlin there with the body, voice and the cuffs... This girl, she makes gay guys rethink their orientation.
Sean Devine:
So, what's your point?
Whitey Powers:
The girl just wants to bed you, not wed you. You don't even blink? She wants to worship at the temple of Devine.
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Mystic River - The Futility of Grief and Justice
Sean Devine:
I'm tired of caring about some dead girl, and...there's just gonna be another one after her. Sending killers to jail is sending them where...they've been heading all their lives. The dead are still dead.
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Mystic River - Confronting Difficult Conversations and Expectations
Sean Devine: [after finding Katie's body]
What the fuck am I gonna tell him? Hey, Jimmy... ...God said you owed another marker. He came to collect.
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Tremors - Breakfast Disagreement Between Friends
Earl Bassett:
No breakfast?
Valentine McKee:
I did it yesterday. It was baloney and beans.
Earl Bassett:
No, it was eggs. I made eggs. Over easy.
Valentine McKee:
The hell you did! Baloney and beans. It's your turn!
Valentine McKee:
Well, I guess when I'm your age, I'll forget what I eat, too.
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Tremors - Critique of Romantic Preferences and Standards
Earl Bassett:
Dammit, Valentine! You never go for any girl unless she fits that stupid list of yours from top to bottom.
Valentine McKee:
Well, sure.
Earl Bassett:
Yeah, and it's dumber than my hind end! Like that Bobbie Lynn Dexter.
Valentine McKee:
Tammy Lynn Baxter!
Earl Bassett:
Doesn't matter. They're all the same: dead weight. "Ooh, I broke a nail!" Ugh! Makes my skin crawl.
Valentine McKee:
I'm a victim of circumstance.
Earl Bassett:
I thought you called it your pecker?
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Tremors - Questioning Intelligence in Unusual Situations
Earl Bassett: [''pricks his hand while setting up a fence'']
I ask ya: Is this a job for an intelligent man?
Valentine McKee:
Well, show me one. I'll ask him.
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Tremors - Debating the Definition of a Stampede
Valentine McKee:
STAMPEDE! Stampede, Earl! Get out of the way, get out of the way!
Earl Bassett: [''waking up'']
You dumb shit. I was in a stampede once. Five hundred head, all hell-bent for the horizon.
Valentine McKee:
Now, exactly how many cattle are required for a stampede, Earl? Is it three or more? Is there a minimum to pede?
Earl Bassett:
I wish they'd stampede up your ass.
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Tremors - Expertise in Garbage Management
Valentine McKee:
I'll tell you. Nobody handles garbage better than we do.
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Tremors - Valentine McKee's Determination and Strategy
Valentine McKee:
I've got a goddamn plan!
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Tremors - Regret Over Timing in Leaving Town
Valentine McKee:
We decided to leave town just one damn day too late!
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Tremors - Hidden Threats Beneath the Surface
Valentine McKee:
That's how they get ya. They're under the goddamned GROUND!
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Tremors - Questioning Authority and Intelligence
Valentine McKee: [''to Earl'']
Who died and made you Einstein?
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Tremors - Unexpected Urgency in Tremors
Valentine McKee: [''to Rhonda'']
GET OUT OF YOUR PANTS!
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Tremors - Valentine's Take on the Valley's Abundance
Valentine McKee:
This valley is just one long smorgasbord.
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Tremors - Discovery of a Hidden Location
Valentine McKee:
Hey guys, I think I've found the ass end!
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Tremors - Search for the source of the sound
Valentine McKee: [''hearing music from below ground'']
So where the hell's that goddamn golden oldie comin from?
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Tremors - Confusion in Unexplained Circumstances
Valentine McKee:
What the hell is going on? I mean what the hell is going on?!
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Tremors - Unexpected Surprise in Tremors
Valentine McKee: [''looking at Old Fred's messed-up corral with chunks of dead sheep lying on the ground'']
What the shit?
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Tremors - A Wake-Up Call for Mr. Bassett
Valentine McKee:
Good morning Mr. Bassett, this is your wake up call. Please move your ass.
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Tremors - Rejecting Free Beer Opportunity
Valentine McKee:
I can't believe we said no to free beer!
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Tremors - Planning Ahead for Future Success
Valentine McKee:
We plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now, Earl explained it to me.
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Apollo 13 - Humorous Comparison of a Challenging Task
Jack Swigert: [While flipping an electric switch on a panel full of condensation]
It's like trying to drive a toaster through a car wash.
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Apollo 13 - The Awe of Lunar Exploration
Jack Swigert: [on TV]
When you go into the shadow of the moon and and the moon is between you and the sun, you see stars that are more brilliant than anything you've ever seen on the clearest nights here on Earth. And then you pass into the lunar sunrise over the lunar surface. It must be an awe-inspiring sight. I can't wait to see it myself.
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Apollo 13 - Farewell Earth, Until We Meet Again
Jack Swigert: [As Apollo 13 goes to behind the moon, breaking off communication with Houston]
So long, Earth. Catch you on the flip side.
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Apollo 13 - Critical Power Situation in Space Mission
Jack Swigert:
If this doesn't work, we're not gonna have enough power left to get home.
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Flatliners - A Question of Timing in Life and Death
David Labraccio: [telling everyone what Nelson whispered]
He said ... he said it wasn't such a good day to die.
Nelson Wright:
Thank you.
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Flatliners - The Importance of Choice in Decision-Making
David Labraccio:
You should have told us, Nelson.
Nelson Wright:
You wouldn't have done it.
David Labraccio:
At least we would've had a choice!!!
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Flatliners - The Complexity of Life and Death
Joe Hurley:
I don't know. Not thinking about the past or the future. I don't know it's difficult to explain, maybe impossible.
David Labraccio: [showing his skepticism]
Yeah, dying is funny that way.
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Flatliners - Confrontation and Insults Among Friends
David Labraccio: [about his death experience]
It's like being paranoid without the fear. Like being watched.
David Labraccio:
Die to be a hero someday if you want to, but don't die to be a celebrity.
Rachel: [as she's about to "flatline" in their experiment]
See you soon.
Winnie Hicks: [the little girl in his mind to David Labraccio]
Hey, fellatio! Got a match? Well, I do. Your face and my ass. Your breath's made of buffalo fart. You don't know jack SHIT! BUTT-WAD, NEEDLE-DICK, COCK-BITE, JACK-OFF, LIMP-WRIST, CORN-HOLE, BANANA-BREATH, SHIT-BIRD, BIRD-TURD, TURD-FACE, KISS-ASS, BROWN-NOSE, MACHO-WIMP, LIMP-DICK, FART-FACE, TURD-MERCHANT! What's the matter? Gonna cry? Cry-baby Davie. Cry Cry Cry! SHIT-FACED, RAT-TURD, ASS-LICKING, SON-OF-A-BITCH.
Joe Hurley:
This is not the kind of shit I want on my transcript.
Joe Hurley:
Excuse me, I don't want to ruin anybody's evening, but are we in the room with a dead man?
David Labraccio: [screaming at a religious stained-glass portrait]
I'm sorry.. we trespassed on your… fucking territory. God! I'm sorry!
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