Avengers: Endgame (2019) - Quotes

Taglines: Part of the journey is the end.

Taglines: Avenge the Fallen

Taglines: Whatever it takes.

Sam Wilson: Cap?

Steve: Hi, Sam.

Sam: So did something go wrong, or did something go right?

Steve: Well, after I put the stones back, I thought, maybe I'll try some of that life Tony was telling me to get.

Sam: How did that work out for you?

Steve: It was beautiful.

Sam: I'm happy for you. Truly.

Steve: Thank you.

Sam: Only thing bumming me out is the fact I have to live in a world without Captain America.

Steve: [Brings out his shield.; Sam look over to Bucky, who nods, and Sam holds Steve's shield.] Oh. That reminds me… Try it on. How does it feel?

Sam: Like it's someone else's.

Steve: It isn't.

Sam: Thank you. I'll do my best.

Steve: [Shakes Sam's hand] That's why it's yours.

Sam: [Seeing elderly Steve's wedding ring; [w:Peggy Carter|her] You wanna tell me about ]?

Steve: [[Captain America: The First Avenger|No. No, I don't think I will] ].

Thanos: [as he straightens the Gauntlet on his hand; grinning maniacally; snaps his fingers, but nothing happens except a metallic clink. Looking confused, he turns the Gauntlet around to find the Stones gone, then sees Iron Man with the Stones on the back hand on his suit, looking wide-eyed] I am… inevitable.

Iron Man: [[Iron Man (2008 film)|I... am... '''''Iron Man.'''''; snaps his fingers] And ]

Spider-Man: [nervously holding the Nano Gauntlet] Hi, I'm... Peter Parker.

Captain Marvel: Hey, Peter Parker. You got something for me?

Doctor Strange: Is that everyone?

Wong: What, you wanted more?

Captain America: [he summons Mjolnir] Avengers... ...assemble.

Iron Man: What's he been doing?

Thor: Absolutely nothing.

Captain America: Where are the stones?

Iron Man: Somewhere under all this. All I know is he doesn't have them.

Captain America: So we keep it that way.

Thor: You know it's a trap, right?

Iron Man: Yeah. And I don't much care.

Thor: [Summons Mjølnir and Stormbreaker] Good. Just as long as we are all in agreement... Let's kill him properly this time.

Thanos: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me. I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive. But you've shown me that's impossible. And as long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.

Iron Man: Yep, we're all kinds of stubborn.

Thanos: [Thor starts up Stormbreaker and Mjolnir] I'm thankful. Because now, I know what I must do. I will shred this universe down to its last atom - and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one. Teeming with life, that knows not what it has lost, but only what it has been given. A grateful universe.

Captain America: Born out of blood.

Thanos: [The three fight Thanos] They'll never know it. Because you won't be alive to tell them.

The Ancient One: I'm sorry, I can't help you, Bruce. If I give up the Time Stone to help your Reality, I'm dooming my own.

Bruce Banner: With all due respect, I'm not sure the science really supports that.

The Ancient One: [conjures a long ray, denoting the flow of time with the Infinity Stones circling around it; pulls out one of the Stones, which causes a black stream indicating a point of divergence to appear] The Infinity Stones create what you experience as the flow of time. Remove one stone and that flow splits. Now, this may benefit your reality, but my new one… not so much. In this new branched Reality, without our chief weapon against the forces of darkness, our world will be overrun. Millions will suffer. So tell me Doctor, can your science prevent all that?

Banner: No, but we can erase it. Because once we are done with the stones, we can return each one to its own timeline at the moment it was taken. So, chronologically, in that reality, they never left.

The Ancient One: But you are leaving out the most important part. In order to return the stones, you have to survive.

Banner: We will. I will. I promise.

The Ancient One: I can't risk this Reality on a promise. It is the duty of the Sorcerer Supreme to protect the Time Stone.

Banner: Then, why the hell did Strange give it away?

The Ancient One: [Surprised] What did you say?

Banner: [[Avengers: Infinity War|he gave it away. He gave it to Thanos] Strange, ].

The Ancient One: Willingly?

Banner: Yes.

The Ancient One: Why?

Banner: I have no idea. Maybe he made a mistake.

The Ancient One: [Reunites Banner's spirit with his body] Or I did. Strange is meant to be the best of us.

Banner: So he must have done it for a reason.

The Ancient One: [Gives Bruce the Time Stone] I fear you might be right.

Banner: Thank you.

The Ancient One: I'm counting on you, Bruce. We all are.

The Ancient One: I'd be careful going that way. We just had the floors waxed.

Bruce Banner: I'm looking for Doctor Strange.

The Ancient One: You're about...five years too early. Stephen Strange is currently performing surgery about twenty blocks that way. What do you want from him?

Bruce Banner: That, actually. (He points towards the Eye of Agamotto)

The Ancient One: Ah! I'm afraid not.

Bruce Banner: Sorry, but I wasn't asking.

The Ancient One: You don't want to do this.

The Ancient One: Let's start over, shall we?

Tony Stark: [about the 2012 version of Steve Rogers, to contemporary Rogers] Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot, that suit did nothing for your ass.

Steve Rogers: No one asked you to look, Tony.

Tony Stark: It's ridiculous.

Scott Lang: I think you look great, Cap. As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass.

Steve: Okay, so the "how" works. Now we gotta figure out the "when" and the "where." Almost all of us has had an encounter with at least one of the six Infinity Stones.

Stark: Well, I'd substitute the word "encounter" for "damn well near been killed by" one of the six Infinity Stones.

Scott: I haven't, I don't even know what the hell you're all talking about.

Banner: Regardless, we only have enough Pym Particles for one round trip each, and these Stones have been in a lot of different places throughout history.

Stark: Our history. So, not a lot of convenient spots to just drop in.

Clint: Which means we have to pick our targets.

Stark: Correct.

Steve: Let's start with the Aether. Thor, what do you know?

Natasha: [Thor is sitting on a chair with his sunglasses on] Is he asleep?

Rhodey: No. I'm pretty sure he's dead.

Thor: [wakes up; [w:Bor (comics)|grandfather; [w:Elves (Marvel Comics)|Dark Elves; [w:Jane Foster (comics)|Jane; an image of Jane Foster pops up on the screen; [Thor: The Dark World|this one time; [w:Frigga (comics)|mother; seeming on the verge of tears; Tony starts to push Thor back to his chair] Where to start? Umm…the Aether, first, is not a stone, someone called it a stone before. It's more of a…an angry sludge thing, so…someone's gonna need to amend that. Here's an interesting story though, many years ago…my ] had to hide the stones from the ], wooooh, scary beings. So ]… Oh, there she is. That's Jane. She's– an old flame of mine. She– she stuck her hand inside a rock ]– and then the Aether stuck itself inside her. And she became very, very sick. So I had to take her to Asgard, which is where I'm from. And we had to try and fix her. We were dating at the time, you see. I got to introduce her to my ]…who's dead… …and, oh, you know, Jane and I aren't even dating anymore, these things happen though you know, nothing last forever… I'm not done yet, the only thing permanent in life is impermanence.

Stark: Awesome. Eggs? Breakfast?

Thor: No. I'd like a Bloody Mary.

Rocket: [[w:Star-Lord|Quill; [Guardians of the Galaxy (film)|stole the Power Stone from Morag] ] said he ].

Scott: Is that a person?

Rocket: Morag's a planet, Quill was a person.

Scott: A planet? Like in outer space?

Rocket: [Mockingly; starts petting Scott] Oh, look: it's like a little puppy, all happy and everything. Do you want to go to space? You want to go to space, puppy? I'll take you to space!

Nebula: [[Avengers: Infinity War|found the Soul Stone on Vormir] Thanos ].

Natasha: [in a business-like tone] What is Vormir?

Nebula: [[Avengers: Infinity War|murdered; [w:Gamora|sister] A dominion of death, at the very center of Celestial existence. It's where... Thanos ] my ].

Scott: Not it.

Natasha: [lying on a paper-filled table] That Time Stone guy…

Banner: [lying down on the floor; [Doctor Strange] ].

Natasha: Yeah, what kind of doctor was he?

Stark: [[w:Greenwich Village|Village] Neuro stuff meets rabbit from a hat. Nice place in the ], though.

Banner: [Corrects himself] Yeah. Sullivan Street. Hmm– Bleecker.

Natasha: Wait, he lived in New York?

Stark: [Sarcastically; [Doctor Strange (film)|he lived in Toronto] No, ].

Natasha: [[The Avengers (2012 film)|the right year] Guys, if you pick ], there are three Stones in New York.

Banner: [Sits up in surprise] Shut the front door!

Banner: Clint, now you're gonna feel a little discombobulated from the chronoshift, don't worry about that--

James Rhodes: [makes a gesture of strangling a baby with a rope, complete with "choking sound"] Wait, wait, wait a second. Let me ask you something. If we can do this, you know…go back in time, why don't we just find baby Thanos, you know, and…

Banner: [disgusted] First of all, that's horrible...

Rhodes: It's Thanos.

Banner: ...and secondly, time doesn't work that way. Changing the past doesn't change the future!

Scott: Look, we go back, we get the stones before Thanos gets them? Thanos doesn't have the stones. Problem solved!

Clint Barton: Bingo.

Nebula: That's not how it works.

Barton: Well, that's what I heard.

Banner: What, by who? Who told you that?

Rhodes: [counting with his fingers; [Star Trek; [The Terminator|Terminator; [w:Timecop|Timecop; [w:Time After Time (1979 film)|Time After Time] ], ], ], ]…

Scott: [[Quantum Leap] …]…

Rhodes: [[A Wrinkle in Time (2018 film)|Wrinkle in Time; [Somewhere in Time] ], ]…

Scott: [[Hot Tub Time Machine] ]…

Rhodes: [[Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure] Hot Tub Time Machine, ] - basically, any movie that deals with time travel.

Scott: [[Die Hard] ]? No, that's not one.

Rhodes: This is known.

Banner: I don't know why everyone believes that, but that isn't true. Think about it. If you travel to the past, that past becomes your future. And your former present becomes the past, which can't now be changed by your new future!

Nebula: Exactly.

Scott: [confused; [Back to the Future] So ] is a bunch of bullshit?

Banner: [Scott opens the portal] Okay, here we go. Time travel test number one. Scott, fire up the uhhhh…the van thing.

Steve: Breakers are set, emergency generators are on standby.

Banner: [[w:Back to the Future|the 1950's] Good. Cause if we blow the grid, I don't wanna lose tiny here in ].

Scott: Excuse me?

Natasha: He's kidding. You can't say things like that.

Banner: It was a bad joke.

Natasha: You were kidding, right?

Banner: [whispering to Romanoff; loudly and gives Scott a thumbs up] I have no idea. We're talking about time travel here. Either it's all a joke, or none of it is. We're good! Get your helmet on, Scott. I'm gonna send you back a week, let you walk around for an hour, then bring you back in 10 seconds. Makes sense?

Scott: Perfectly not confusing.

Steve: Good luck, Scott. You got this.

Scott: You're right. I do, Captain America!

Banner: On the count of 3. 3…2…1!

Young Scott: Uh, guys? T-This doesn't feel right.

Steve: What is this?

Banner: What's going on?

Natasha: Who is that?

Banner: Hold on.

Natasha: Is that Scott?

Young Scott: [irritated] Yes, it's Scott!

Elderly Scott: OWW! My back…!

Steve: What is this?

Banner: Can I get a little space here.

Steve: Yeah, yeah. Can you bring him back?

Banner: [taps the side of the button pad, trying to pull back Scott] I'm working on it!

Steve: It's a baby.

Banner: It's Scott!

Rogers: As a baby!

Banner: [[w:Ant-Man (film)|He'll grow] ]!

Rogers: [exasperated] Bring Scott back!

Banner: When I say kill the power, kill the power.

Natasha: [annoyed, she goes to kill the power] Oh, my God.

Banner: [configuring the time machine] And…kill it!

Scott: Somebody peed my pants…

Romanoff: Oh, thank God.

Scott: But I don't know if it was baby-me or old-me. Or…just me-me.

Banner: [Steve just shakes his head and walks away] Time travel! What? I see this as an absolute win.

Rocket: Oh, no...

Captain America: [to Thanos] Where are they?

Captain Marvel: [Tightens her vise grip on Thanos' throat] Answer the question.

Thanos: The universe required correction. After that, the stones served no purpose beyond temptation.

Bruce: [[Avengers: Infinity War|You murdered TRILLIONS!; shoves Thanos to the ground] ]

Thanos: [gets punched by Bruce] You should be grateful.

Black Widow: Where are the stones?

Thanos: Gone. Reduced to atoms.

Bruce: You used them two days ago!

Thanos: [[Avengers: Infinity War|I used the stones to destroy the stones. It nearly killed me, but the work is done. It always will be. I am... inevitable] ].

War Machine: We have to tear this place apart. He has to be lying!

Nebula: My father is many things. A liar is not one of them.

Thanos: [Gets decapitated by Thor] Ahhh. Thank you, daughter. Perhaps I treated you too harshly–

Rocket: What? What did you do?

Thor: [[Avengers: Infinity War|I went for the head.] ]