Despicable Me 4 (2024) - Quotes

Citizen 1: There they are! Those guys crushed my car!

Citizen 2: They destroyed the coffee shop!

Citizen 3: What have you done?

Citizen 4: You get out of here!

Citizen 5: You”re ruining everything!

Old Lady: I’m sick of superheroes!

Policeman: [takes off his hat before the Mega Minions run to Ransbottom] Yeah.

Ransbottom: Get in!

Maxime: [shows a card not read sign; tries it again, but gets the same result] Okay, let's see. Regular unleaded? Oh, wow, it is expensive, no? Okay, insert card and remove rapidly. Card not read? Come on.

Maxime: [tries again once more and the sign shows "Please see attendant"; breaks the pump in frustration] Yes, yes! Very rapidly! Oh, come on. Work. Ugh!

Gru: Is that my old school?

Poppy: Bingo! Which I have expertly modeled with glue and popsicle sticks.

Gru: Why can't you be more like your sister, Edith? She lies all the time.

Edith: No, I don't.

Gru: See, see!? She's lying right now! Beautifully, I might add.

Karl: QUIET!!!!!! You are now on Karl's bus. And Karl is a longtime AVL employee whose retirement benefits are almost vested. So, while on Karl's bus, you follow Karl's rules. No shenanigans, no antics, and no tomfoolery. So, this ends now. Or you're gonna see a side of Karl you do not wanna see. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?! (Minion) BAZOOKA!!!

Melora: You did this to me, you FRAUD!

Maxime: Did you think I was going to look like a born loser with a dad bod?

Maxime: It's always something, I can never focus on just being evil.

Maxime: [shows a card not read sign; tries it again, but gets the same result] Okay, let's see. Regular unleaded? Oh, wow, it is expensive, no? Okay, insert card and remove rapidly. Card not read? Come on.

Maxime: I'm coming for my revenge, Gru!

Maxime: I'm unstoppable!

Poppy Prescott: Like you, I was born to be bad.

Poppy Prescott: I don't respect boomers. I just mock them.

Poppy Prescott: I plan on being a lot better than you.

Poppy Prescott: Oh, don't worry, I'm not going to expose you, because you're going to help me pull a heist. We start planning tomorrow.

Poppy Prescott: You used to be a master villain.

Poppy Prescott: Hello, Gru. It is I, Poppy Prescott, villainess.

Lucy: [To a nearby fire truck] Haha... I wonder where they're going..

Lucy: [to Gru, about Jr.] Of course he loves you. He just does not show it on his face... or with his body language.

Gru: It's okay, Junior. Dada loves you.

Gru: Like a nice meat loaf, I am pretty delicious!

Gru: [screams] I tranqed myself!

Gru: I'll hit him with this. Once he's knocked out, we'll open the cage. That fuzzy demon will sleep like a baby.

Gru: Please, Junior. Daddy needs to steal a honey badger.

Gru: The most important part of a heist is being aware of potential dangers.

Gru: [to his son, Gru Jr.; '''Lucy:''' "Of course he loves you. He just doesn't show it on his face... or with his body language."] I know you love your dada. Go on, say it. "Dada. Da-da.