History of the World: Part I (1981)Cast and Crew

"May the schwartz be with you."

"A tale of murder, lust, greed, revenge, and seafood."

"All the dreams you've ever had and not just the good ones."

"A rags to riches to rags story."

"And now! At Last! Another film completely different from some of the other films which aren't quite the same as this one is."

"The snobs against the slobs!"

"It took God six days to create the earth, and Monty Python just 90 minutes to screw it up."

"The scariest comedy of all time!"

"If you see only one movie this year...you ought to get out more often"

"Never give a saga an even break!"

"In a country where anybody can become President, anybody just did."

"The Master of Comedy takes on The Master of Suspense!"

"Billy is going back to school... Way back."

"The legend had it coming..."

"For the ride of your life... All you need for Christmas are your two front seats!"

"To achieve the incredible, you have to attempt the impossible."

"Hollywood Never Faced a Zanier Zero Hour!"

"That is the movie!"

"Got Blood?"

"They're on a mission from God."