31 quotes
Desires for Love and Acceptance
Julian
Manny, the only thing I want is a life with Peaches. And to prove myself to you. So okay, two things, I want two things. Do you really think I'd waste the only chance I have left?
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Sid's Reflection on Loneliness and Looks
Sid
What is wrong with me? Everybody has somebody and all I've got is my boyish good looks and this Mariachi band.
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Buck's Reassurance to Friends
Ellie
It's Buck!
Diego
Huh?
Buck
I got you. Don't worry, I got you. There you are. There. Say "hi," everyone.
All
Huh?
Buck
Isn't she gorgeous?
Sid
How can he tell it's a she?
Buck
Such a good little poochie-woochie.
Shira
Just to be clear, that's a pumpkin, right?
Buck
She has a little jaundice, but I think she'll be okay. Yes, you will. I think I'll call you... Bronwyn.
Manny
Um, little buddy? We need you back on planet Earth. While it's still here. Okay?
Buck
Right you are, mammal. Who wants to save the world from the fiery asteroid? You do!
Buck
Mmm... Okay, mammals. Let's stop here for the night.
Manny
Stop? What about the whole end of the world collision thing?
Buck
Oh, asteroid's still a day off. And like my grandfather used to say... "Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Purple sky at night, who moved my foot cream? I need my foot cream." Grampy was a confused and angry weasel.
Digeo
You are so funny, J.
Julian
Stop! You're funny. Take it easy, my brother from a tiger mother.
Diego
Hasta manana, J-man.
Manny
What was that?
Diego
What was what? Oh, that! It's a cool way to peace out. Julian taught it to me.
Manny
Well, I'm glad the apocalypse is bringing you together.
Diego
He's a good kid, Manny. I like his philosophy. Give him a chance. Bond with him.
Julian
♪So light em up, up, up♪ ♪Light em up, up, up♪ ♪Light em up, up, up♪ ♪I'm on fire!♪
[singing]
Ellie
Bonding! That's a good idea!
Manny
Oh, right. Got you.
Ellie
You take Julian. I got an idea for Peaches.
Manny
Hey, Bro-Kid.
Julian
Oh, hey, Bro-Dad. You here to rock out?
Manny
Okay. Instead of that... how about a game before bedtime?
Julian
No way! You want to play a game with me? Wow! What is honored times 1,000? No! Times one million? Cause whatever that equals, is how honored I am.
Manny
So, is that a "yes"?
Julian
Yes, that's a "yes." It's the most "yes"! It's like "yes" with a bunch of s's... so it's like "yessssssssssssssssssss.
Manny
Great! I'll see you on the ice! Happy?
[toss him his hockey stick]
Diego
Oh, boy.
Ellie
So, do you think you're ready to go out roaming on your own?
Peaches
I won't be alone. I'll have Julian.
Ellie
Sure. But with asteroids flying, no home to speak of and absolutely no support system, do you think you'll be ready for... this?
Eddie
I'm a wittle baby.
[crying]
Ellie
Imagine. You're in the woods, looking for food and your baby gets sick. What do you do?
Peaches
Uh...
Ellie
No! Jiggling makes her feel worse!
Crash
♪La-la-la-la.♪ Ah!
[singing; crying]
Ellie
Oh, no! Now your older toddler has a skinned knee and a stuffy nose.
Crash
Mommy, hold me!
[crying]
Ellie
Now your babies are crying. You have no food and then you come face to face with a rabid beast!
Sid
I am a rabid beast who gives rabies to babies.
[growling; roaring]
Ellie
And there's an arsonist on the loose.
Ellie
How are you going to handle all this without our help?
Sid
Oh! Huh?
[screams; groans]
Peaches
Peaches, out!
Ellie
Well, that's just the easy stuff. There's a lot more we still need to cover.
Crash
Uh... Baby made a poopie.
Eddie
I'm a method actor, so I will need to be changed.
[spits]
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Seeking Love Amidst Silence and Loss
Sid
All I wanted is true love. Is that too much to ask?
[crying; crying]
Diego
Why is it so quiet?
Sid
Because the world is mourning my loss.
[screams]
Manny
Ellie? Peaches? Where is everyone?
All
Surprise!
Crash and Eddie
Ta-da!
Ellie
Happy Anniversary, honey!
Manny
Anniversary? Oh, no. That's the thing.
[realized]
Julian
Okay! Now it's your turn, Bro-Dad!
Peaches
Yeah!
Crash
We wanna see what you got Ellie.
Eddie
Manny.
All
Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny.
Manny
Hey, hey. Right. Uh... So, how about another hand for Ellie?
Male Molehog
Yeah. Oh.
Female Diatryma
He forgot!
Female Guest
I feel so bad for Ellie.
Manny
Ellie, I... Uh...
All
Ohh. Ahh.
Male Molehog
He didn't forget. That's how big Manny's love is for her!
Manny and Sid
Nice save with the light show. Wait, you didn't do this? Then who did?
Ellie
Oh, Manny. I was so afraid you'd forgotten. But you lit up the sky for me? How'd you do it?
Manny
Uh, well... A magician never reveals his secrets.
Ellie
Oh... Thank you.
Diego
I keep picturing our own kid in there. He'd be the best one.
Shira
I think you meant "she.
Diego
He.
Shira
Either way, we've been over this, Diego. Kids are afraid of us.
Diego
Yeah, but why?
Lily
Are they gonna eat us?
Diego and Shira
Hi, kids!
Shira
I even smiled this time.
Peaches
Wow, Dad. Best present ever.
Julian
You, sir, are an education in marital excellence. I'm really gonna miss you guys when we leave.
Manny
Ow!
Peaches
Um, actually, I haven't told them yet.
Julian
Oh. Surprise!
Manny
You're leaving?
Ellie
I thought you guys were gonna live with us the first couple of years.
Peaches
I know. But Julian and I kind of want to roam for a while.
Manny
Roam?
Julian
Yeah! Travel, explore, just go wherever. No plan is the best plan. That's my philosophy. Hors d'oeuvres?
Manny
That's not a plan, or a philosophy or very safe.
Peaches
Dad, we're young. We can worry about being safe when we're old and boring. Like you and Mom.
Julian
I think we should just...
Manny
Excuse me! This is a family discussion.
Julian
But aren't I part of your family?
Manny
Not yet, you're not.
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Adventurous Instructions in the Forest
Gavin
All right, kids. Let's have some fun.
[laughs]
Buck
Okay, everyone. Follow the trail. Never leave the trail. Okay, everyone. Leave the trail. Into the forest. Chop, chop.
Shira
But you just said...
Buck
You know I'm crazy. Come on. I love the shade. Don't you?
Gavin
Well played, weasel. Stay sharp, kids. They can't hide forever.
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Sid's Plea for Assistance
Sid
Could you help me please? My nose is dangerously close to my butt.
[tied with Granny after doing yoga]
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Family Dynamics and Dietary Choices Explored
Gertie
Look at that! I got an egg. How many eggs did you poach, little brother?
Roger
Do we have to steal other creatures eggs? I mean, couldn't we just go vegan?
Gertie
Sure, we could eat vegans.
Gavin
Whoops! Oh-oh-oh! Son, sometimes I wonder how you snuck into this family.
Buck
♪Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro♪ With you in a minute. I'll have to rinse and repeat.
[singibg; spoken]
Gavin
That weasel is such a buzzkill. Let's go, kids.
Buck
Don't worry, ma'am. I'll catch the crew that poached your egg. It's a pun! I'm winking under the eye patch. ♪A mother is crying.♪ ♪A damsel in distress.♪ ♪Foreboding intruders, have made such a mes.♪ ♪What I detect is a lack of respect?♪ ♪For all that is precious and dear.♪ ♪I am the pint-sized protector of this lost world.♪ But my friends call me Buck. Well played, guys. ♪I have a message, bullies not welcome.♪ ♪Return what you've stolen.♪ ♪Go back where you came from.♪ ♪You know I'm greater, so don't be a hater.♪ ♪You may be Jurassic, but I am fantastic.♪ ♪Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro Figaro♪ Oh, love that bit. ♪Running and climbing, and spinning and grinning.♪ ♪And dashing and diving and dodging.♪ ♪And sliding and gliding, and staying alive.♪ ♪And these are a few of the things.♪ ♪That I do before lunch.♪ ♪Death defying.♪ ♪Danger denying.♪ ♪Look, I'm flying.♪ ♪You might think I'm mad.♪ ♪But, hey, you only live once.♪ ♪No need to thank me.♪ ♪But if you insist, I won't resist.♪ ♪Who smells like fish?♪ Hold on to your butts! ♪Class Dis...♪ ♪...missed!!!♪ Good egg. Here you are, my lady. Go! I'll lead them away. Oh, that was fun! Same time, same place, next week? Toodles!
[singing; spoken; singing; singing; spoken; singing; singing]
Gavin
Congratulations, weasel. You just signed your death warrant.
Buck
Weaseled my way out of that one. Hmm. What's all that flash and dazzle about? Who puts a rock in the middle of the jungle? Ha! Blimey! What is this place? Whoops!
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Fatherly Love and Kidnapping Confessions
Buck
♪And if that pterodactyl don't fly.♪ ♪Daddy's gonna blind his remaining eye♪ Sweet dreams, little one.
[singing; yawns]
Roger
Lucky pumpkin! It must be nice to have a loving father. Whoo. Okay, here we go. You can do this, Roger. Yay! Kidnapping! Look, I'm sorry. It's not me. I would never do something like this. It's my father. He's crazy.
Gavin
I can't believe he pulled it off! Way to go, dum-dum!
Roger
Oh. Thanks, Dad.
Gertie
Whatever! I could've done the same thing.
Gavin
Well, well. Looks like you're not stopping that asteroid now, are you, weasel?
Roger
Huh?
Gertie
That's not the weasel. That's... I don't know what that is.
Granny
Whoa! Is it my time, angel?
Gertie
Time for what?
Granny
I'm coming to the light. Can't wait to see all those dead relatives I hate.
Gertie
Ahh! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
Gavin
Go help your sister.
Roger
But, Dad...
Granny
Ahh! Demon angel! Mess with Granny, get knocked on your fanny.
Gavin
And that's how it's done.
Granny
Hello? Angel? Am I in heaven? It's so dark and squishy in here.
Gavin
Huh?
Granny
Oh, no! I can still see the light.
Gertie
Pop! I'll save you.
Granny
Whee! Hello!
Gavin
Oh, well. Probably for the best.
Gertie
Yeah, probably.
Roger
Definitely.
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Concern for Granny's Well-Being
Diego
Granny?
Manny and Ellie
Granny?
Sid
Granny? Is she okay?
Diego
Uh, I'm not sure.
Sid
Unhand my Granny!
Granny
You do and you don't get a tip.
Teddy
Making this beautiful sloth happy is all the payment I need.
Granny
You see? Hunky bunny gets it.
Sid
Granny!
Manny
There's a bunny living in the asteroid? Did not see that coming.
Ellie
Wait till you see this!
Julian
Oh! Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Catching mad air on the half-pipe!
Manny
This is crazy.
Ellie
Do you think they know they are living in a magnetic bull's-eye?
Diego
Doesn't look like a lot of doomsday prepping going on in here.
Brooke
I can't believe it! Visitors! We've never had visitors. Somebody pinch me. Or should I pinch you? Wait, I'll pinch both of us.
Manny
Did I hit my head? What's happening here?
Brooke
I sure hope this isn't a... Oh! ...dream!
[whistles]
Misty
This guy? For real?
Bubbles
Whatever.
Brooke
Hello, handsome. I'm Brooke.
Brooke
Ooh. Such exquisite bone structure. Such a strong jaw. I'm getting butterflies!
Manny
I'm getting nauseous.
Diego
Sorry to interrupt this weirdo love connection, but we're kind of in a hurry.
Buck
If we don't do something fast that asteroid is gonna blow us all to smithereens.
Brooke
Oh. That sounds urgent. I better take you to him.
Diego
Who's "him"? Your leader?
Brooke
He is our everything.
Misty and Bubbles
He sees all.
Brooke
He knows all.
Teddy
And smells amazing!
Manny
Okay, okay. He sounds great. Let's go!
Brooke
Brilliant. Right this way.
Buck
Whoo-hoo! Yes!
[laughing]
Brooke
Please keep your arms and legs inside the tram at all times. But allow your spirit to roam free... in Geotopia.
Peaches
I have a good feeling about this. Maybe he'll be able to help us.
Julian
She did say he knows all. And all's a lot!
Brooke
Here he is. The Master of Meditation, the Supreme Serene...the four-time Heavy Thoughts champion of the world!
Granny
Is that a llama? I hate llamas. They spit and smell.
Diego
So does she.
Crash and Eddie
So do we!
Shangri Llama
Greetings, mammals! The Shangri Llama will see you...now.
Buck
Ooh. Wonderful. So where is he?
[then]
Shangri Llama
He is here. Talking to you.
Sid
Oh, I get it. He's a ventriloquist and you're the dummy.
Shangri Llama
No, you're the dummy.
Sid
No, you're the dummy.
Shangri Llama
No, you're the dummy.
Diego
This is the guy that's going to save us.
Shangri Llama
Look within. You're the dummy.
Buck
Disgusting! Loved that! New topic. We're all about to die.
Shangri Llama
Well, that's no good. Stress is a killer. Let us loosen our limbs and open our minds. Downward Dog!
Manny
Uh... Seriously?
Shangri Llama
I'll wait. I have all the time in the world.
Buck
Actually, you don't have all the time in the world. None of us do. You see, there's this thing in the sky.
Shangri Llama
Oh. That blinding light that seems to get larger by the minute? (LAUGHS) What about it? Seems fine to me.
Buck
With all due respect, Your Twistiness, that's an asteroid.It's magnetically attracted to this place and it's heading straight for us.
Shangri Llama
Aha! It must desire our magnetic crystals. Well, who can blame it? They're really quite something. Did you know their power grants eternal youth? I am over 400 years old. Mmm-hmm.
Diego
That's not possible.
Teddy
Sure it is. I'm 326! Whoo!
Granny
Huh? You don't look a day over 275.
Shangri Llama
We are young, happy and safe. And we always will be. Thanks to Geotopia!
Buck
Kudos. It is lovely. Now, let's figure out a way to launch it into space!
Shangri Llama
I'm sorry. You want to destroy our home?
Buck
It'll be destroyed either way. But if we propel this magnetic material into the atmosphere... we can change the asteroid's path and save everyone. What do you say?
Shangri Llama
Caterpillar!
Diego
So, is that a yes? Or...
Shangri Llama
Oh. You are storing a lot of hostility in your lower spine.
Manny
Shangri Llama, how are we gonna...?
Shangri Llama
Funky Chicken. Jiggy Jelly. Mashed Potato.
Buck
Your flexibility is a sight to behold. Now how the devil are we going to launch these crystals?
Shangri Llama
You can't. It's impossible. Whoo! I am bushed. Awesome meeting you guys. Feel free to hang or, you know, whatever.
[spits]
Peaches
That's it. He was our last hope. We're doomed.
Diego
Yeah. All we got was a free yoga class.
Sid
On that subject... could you help me, please? My nose is dangerously close to my butt.
Diego
Uh, Sid, why do you have two tails?
Granny
I'm in here, too.
Julian
Hey, don't cry. Look on the bright side. We get to see our lives flash before our eyes. That means I get to fall in love with you... all over again.
Peaches
Only you can make the end of the world sound like a good thing.
Ellie
We did a good job raising her. She's stronger than we know.
Manny
Two days ago, I'd have given anything to keep her with us. Now I'd give anything just to see her get married, and leave home.
Ellie
Play with her kids, dance with her husband.
Manny
Yell at him when he forgets their anniversary.
Ellie
It was a good one, wasn't it? Our life? You, me, and Peaches.
Manny
The best.
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Ancient Wisdom and River Navigation
Diego
Hey, Buck. You have a suggestion for getting around the river?
Buck
Let's see if the tablet's ancient wisdom will guide us. Let my mammals pass!
Diego
That's never gonna work.
Buck
The ancients grant us safe passage.
Julian
Sweet!
Diego
Wow, the air feels strange.
Shira
Uh...Diego?
Diego
Hmm...
Manny
What?
Eddie
Finally! We have superpowers!
Buck
Ladies and gentlemen, we have wandered into an electrical storm. (THUNDER RUMBLING) I suggest we all stay away from the trees.
Manny
Boy, Mother Nature sure is in a bad mood lately.
Ellie
Good thing we're all here to help each other.
Manny
Oh, like I always say, stay close, stay alive.
Gertie
There they are! Right out in the open. (laughs) How stupid can you be?
Gavin
Come on, kids. Dive!
Buck
Everyone, try not to create any sort of friction.
Crash
No friction. Got it.
Eddie
Yup. Cool beans. Friction is what now?
Diego
Oh, no.
Buck
Come on! Let's get out of here.
Sid
Hurry, Granny.
[screams]
Granny
Don't you hurry me. I've been struck by lightning more times...
Sid
Ahh! Granny!
Graany
...than you've had hot breakfasts.
Julian
Peaches!
Peaches
Julian, don't move! I have an idea.
[panting]
Manny
I'm coming, sweetheart! Julian, why aren't you helping her?
Julian
Wait! No, Manny, she...
[screams]
Peaches
Uh, what are you guys doing?
[groans]
Manny
Helping?
Diego
What would "not helping" look like? Hey, zapheads!
Crash and Eddie
Whoo!
Diego
Manny, get ready to run.
Manny
Come on, let's go!
Diego
Everybody make it?
Sid
Shira, Manny, Crash, Eddie, Ellie, Granny. Aw, shoot! I'm out of fingers.
Diego
Buck. Where's Buck?
Buck
Do you hear that? A baby! There's a baby in there!
Crash
Buck, wait! It's too dangerous.
Ellie
He's gone.
Sid
I can't believe it.
Granny
Don't know how we'll go on without you, Buck. All right, let's go.
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The Mystery of Mars' Ancient Environment
Neil deBuck Weasel
Mars. The Red Planet. Cold, dry, inhospitable to life.
[off-screen]
Neil deBuck Weasel
But billions and billions of years ago...Mars looked like this. There were lakes, rivers, oceans...the perfect conditions for life to form. So, what happened?
[shows what Mars looks like as Earth]
Neil deBuck Weasel
Why was life unable to take hold?
[off-screen]
Neil deBuck Weasel
Where did the water go? We may never know.
[behind him the UFO hits Mars, creating an purple shockwave that turns Mars into a red planet]
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Understanding Relationships and Unexpected Moments
Manny
Ah, women!
Diego
Yeah, women. What about them?
Manny
I don't get em. Like, Ellie. Life's great with her. There's no surprises. Nothing ever changes. But then today, she giggled. Does Shira ever just giggle?
[whistle]
Male Elk
Please don't eat me!
Diego
Uh... Shira's not a big giggler.
Manny
Well, Ellie giggled. And then she wiggled. "Tee hee hee hee." Boom!
Diego
Don't ever do that again.
Manny
I have no idea why she's acting so weird.
Diego
Women.
Manny
Women.
Hyrax
Women.
Sid
Hello?
Diego
And speaking of weird.
Sid
Anybody there? Oh! Marco? Polo? Oh, hi, Manny. Ew! Your breath is awful.
Diego
What happened to you?
Sid
Oh, nothing. Everything's great. Fabulous. Zippity-dippity.
Diego
Okay, let me guess. She dumped you.
Sid
What is wrong with me? Everybody has somebody. And all I've got is my boyish good looks and this mariachi band. Oh! So itchy!
Manny
Come on. Let's get you cleaned up.
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Excitement About Their Appearance
Julian
Whoo! We look so cool! Whoa!
[trips and falls]
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Mammoths Clash in a Hockey Showdown
Crash
It's a beautiful day out here on the ice as father meets daughter in a quest for hockey supremacy.
Eddie
It's Peaches meets Manny.
Crash
Mammoth meets mammoth.
Eddie
Mano a mano.
Crash
Meema me moo-ma.
Eddie
Mama may mee-mee.
Manny
Will you two quit it?
Crash
M-okay.
Eddie
Meanie.
Manny
The blazing mammoth takes it on the breakaway. There's never been a player so tough, so graceful.
Peaches
So desperate to score.
Manny
He fakes right. He fakes left.
Peaches
He fakes knowing how to play. What's wrong? Lose something?
Crash and Eddie
Hey, what's that stink I smell out there? It's Manny! Hey, hey. It's Manny! Whoo! You stink!
Manny
Okay, Fuzzball. Let's see what you got.
Peaches
You asked for it.
Peaches
Yes! She dominates! Again.
Manny
Oh, please. I went easy on you. It's called good parenting.
Peaches
Yeah, right. Face it. I rule the ice now.
Manny
Oh, you talk a big game, hotshot. All right, how about best of three?
Julian
Whoo-hoo! Yes! Touchdown! Wait, no, that's not right. Not touchdown. What is it? Uh, hole-in-one! Whoo!
Peaches
Julian!
Julian
Sorry.
Peaches
Honey, I scored! Did you see me?
Julian
Yeah! And you were amazing.
Peaches
Careful!
Julian
Oh, the ice is really icy. It's like super-sized, extra value icy. But I'm getting better, right?
Manny
Okay, we'll play... later.
Ellie
So, she whupped your butt again, huh?
Granny
And with a butt that size, that's a whole lot of whuppin'.
Manny
Nobody was whupped. There was no whupping. It's just a loving father sharing some strategy with his only daughter.
Granny
Didn't know sucking was a strategy.
Crash
Okay, it's our turn.
Eddie
Let's show them how it's done!
Crash
You're going down, eh?
Julian
Ta-ta-da-da! For you, my mom-in-law-to-be. Buttercups! Nature's sunshine.
Manny
Isn't sunshine nature's sunshine?
Ellie
Aw! Thank you, Julian. It's been so long since anyone's given me flowers. But you're marrying our daughter. You don't have to keep bringing us presents.
Julian
But it makes me happy. And for you, my guru, my rock, my main mammoth! To you, I give the greatest gift of all.
Manny
Wait. What are you doing?
Julian
Come on, Bro-Dad. Bring it in.
Julian
Oh! I can feel your heart beating.
Manny
Okay. That's enough of that.
Ellie
You better get used to it. They'll be living right next door.
Peaches
Come on, Julian. Wanna go?
Ellie
Actually, weren't you gonna help me with the thing?
Peaches
Oh! Right. The thing. Gotta do the thing.
Manny
I can do the thing.
Both
No!
Peaches
It's a girl thing.
Ellie
Hey! Why don't you go do a guy thing? You know, you don't spend nearly enough time with your friends.
Manny
I don't?
Ellie
I'll see you later. () On this special day.
Manny
Uh... Okay.
Julian
Have you told them about our decision yet?
Peaches
No. I'm waiting for the right time.
Manny
Come on, Romeo. Walk with me. I'm gonna watch some butterflies come out of their cocoons.
Julian
Whoa! Really?
Manny
No.
Peaches
Goodbye, sweetie.
Ellie
Aw! I remember when Manny and I used to be like that.
Granny
Not me! Love them and leave them, and take half of everything. That's my motto.
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Mammoths React to a Looming Crisis
Buck
Crikey! Good gravy, Buck. What have you done? All right, mammals. Time to get moving. Now let's not linger on this, but, yes... I read the tablet wrong. The asteroid is a lot closer. Uh-oh.
[gasps; gasps]
Sid
Wait a second. Where's Granny? Granny? Oh, Granny?
Manny
Maybe she wandered off?
Peaches
Maybe she got hit in the head with a puck?
Buck
Yes! And maybe she was abducted by homicidal 30-foot dino-birds seeking revenge on me. All good theories. I'm going to go with the puck.
Diego
I knew it! So this whole time we've been chased by giant dino-birds?
Buck
Oh, only three! I didn't want to damage morale.
Manny
Right. Because before this, we were on a carefree pleasure cruise.
Diego
Wait a second. I've got her scent. Come on!
[sniffs]
Peaches
Whoa!
Buck
Mammals, we've made it! The crash site. This must be what's left of the previous asteroid.
Eddie
Uh, Buck?
Crash
Your space rocks!
Buck
We could definitely divert the asteroid with a magnet that size! I mean that thing is enormous. It's massive, it's...
Manny
Going to be impossible to get off the ground!
Buck
It's entirely possible. In a way that we don't know about yet.
Crash
But what about the dino-birds?
Sid
And what about Granny?
Diego
Nothing.
[sighs]
Manny
I'm sorry, Sid.
Sid
Oh, Granny. My sweet, malicious Granny. Why does it always have to be the old ones who go first? Why? I can still hear her sweet, shrill voice... shrieking from the afterlife.
Ellie
Granny's alive!
Diego
And she's in trouble!
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Impending Danger and Unexpected Concerns
Sid
Uh...Does that look like a problem to you?
Diego
A ball of fire heading directly towards us? Why would that be a problem?
Manny
What if you fall in a ditch and get amnesia? What then, huh?
Diego
Manny, we have a problem.
Manny
Not now. I have a problem.
Digeo
This one's a little bigger.
Manny
I don't think so.
Diego
Manny!
Manny
What?
Ellie
Manny?
Manny
Uh, okay. Party's over, everybody. Have a good night. And leave right now!
Ellie
What are you talking about? The party just got started.
Manny
Yeah. Just getting kind of sleepy. Everyone should go. And duck. Possibly cover!
[yawns]
Ellie
Hey, what's gotten into you?
Male Start
Look! There's more coming!
Male Macrauchenia
Meteor shower!
Eddie
Meteor?
Crash
Shower?
Male Molehog
Manny's love is killing us!
Ellie
I suppose this is all part of your magic show for me?
Manny
Abracadabra?
Peaches
Can you guys deal with this later?
Diego
Come on. We need to take cover.
Crash
Whoo-hoo! I'm on fire!
Eddie
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Me too! We're smoking hot, baby!
Crash
Incoming!
Manny
Those are ours! Are you okay? How many tusks do you see?
Crash
Tree.
Manny
Three?
Crash
No! Tree!
Manny
Everybody, jump!
Granny
Whee!
Manny
The cave! Get inside! Move! Move! It's okay, sweetheart. Daddy's...
Sid
Hey, it sounds like it's slowing down. Yup, it's definitely over. Except for that one.
[chuckling nervously; A meteor crashes in front of him, which obscures smoke on the screen. The smoke clears. Ellie turns Sid around, revealing him to be half burnt]
Manny
We might wanna think about moving underground for a while.
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Wedding Confusion Among Friends
Sid
Where's the bride? Why don't I have the bride?
Diego
Cause you're talking into a twig.
Mitchell Molehog
Mom, I can't talk. I'm at a wedding.
Mom Molehog
What do you mean you can't talk? Who are you with?
Lily
Um, excuse me. Is it true you helped save the world from an asteroid?
Diego
Um...
Shira
That's a very scary story. You think you can handle it?
Andrew and Lily
Yeah.
Lily
How scary?
Diego
Well, we were...
Andrew
Hi!
Diego
It was five minutes to midnight...and we were up against volcanoes, dino-birds, and the end of the world.
Shira
Oh, and the zombies! Don't forget the zombies! () You know, we'd be great parents.
Diego
So I turn to Bigfoot, and I say, "Listen, big guy...
Peaches
I don't know. I don't know! What am I gonna do?
Ellie
Sweetie, listen to me. This is normal, okay? Everyone gets nervous.
Manny
What's going on? What happened?
Peaches
It's just... I can't go. How can I go? I don't wanna leave you guys.
Manny
Hey, Fuzzball... remember the first time that we played hockey? You were so afraid to get on the ice because it was slippery? Remember how I held you up while you started to skate? And when I knew you were ready, I let you go.
Peaches
Aw, Dad.
Manny
I know you're ready. Now you have to let go.
Ellie
I always knew it would take someone very special to match your spirit. And you found him. Just like I did. It's your time, sweetie. See the world, chase your dreams.
Manny
And whenever you decide to come back... we'll be here, okay?
Peaches
Okay.
Eddie
Ha ha!
Hyrax Minister
Do you...
Peaches
I do.
Hyrax Minister
And do you...
Julian
Most def.
Hyrax Minister
I now pronounce you...
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Contemplating the Nature of the Universe
Neil deBuck Weasel
The universe...a vast expanse of space and matter. It includes all that we see, and all that we know. Since the beginning of time, we have wondered how it came to be. A gloriously orchestrated plan? A chance series of events? Or something much, much dumber?
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A Moment of Connection Before Change
Julian
Oh! So close! These pucks go fast.
Manny
Just watch the puck all the way into the stick.
Julian
Oh! I did it!
Manny
Too bad you and Peaches are moving away. If you stayed, we could do this all the time.
Julian
Okay. Show me the heat! I'm like a hockey ninja! Hey, Peaches! Looks like you got a new hockey partner to replace your dad.
Diego
Ow!
Manny
Oh, no.
Peaches
Julian!
Diego
Such a mystery why he wants to move far away.
Manny
I didn't mean to do it. It's not my fault the kid has no reflexes.
Peaches
How could you do that to him? I thought you liked Julian.
Manny
I do like Julian.
Peaches
Well, you don't act like it. When you look at him, all you see is an obstacle. Or worse, a target. But I see a sweet guy who's trying his hardest to impress you.
Ellie
Peaches.
Peaches
No! Both of you, just stop! If we survive, I'm still getting married and I'm still leaving home. Whether you're happy for me or not.
Manny
Don't give me that look. She said both. That means you, too.
Buck
And this widdle astewoid went wee, wee, wee, all the way home.
Roger
Hey...
Buck
Eh... Because Daddy and his fwiends saved the world.
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Arrival of Reinforcements in Ice Age
Buck
Reinforcements have arrived!
Gavin
All right, Roger. Lead the way.
Roger
Oh! So that's what approval sounds like.
Buck
Keep it up, dinos. Use that Jurassic super strength! Beep, beep, beep.
Gavin
Watch out, kids!
Buck
The weasel has landed.
Manny
I'll push it in. Go with Peaches and Ellie!
[gasping; grunting]
Julian
No! I'm not leaving you! We'll do this together!
Peaches
Mom, where are they?
Diego
Ellie, we've got to get everyone off the volcano.
Granny
Folks, I'm outta cake, but I got salami!
Shira
Faster, faster!
Granny
I'm outta cake, but I got salami!
Diego
Granny, come on!
Granny
Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Manny
This isn't working.
[grunting]
Julian
Mad air on the half-pipe! Manny, I have a plan! We have to let the crystal go!
Manny
You know we're trying to get it in the volcano, right?
Julian
Manny, the only thing I want is a life with Peaches. And to prove myself to you. So, okay, two things. I want two things. Do you really think I'd waste the only chance I have left?
Manny
Okay, let's do it!
Julian
On my count. One... Two... Three!
Shira
What are they doing?
Julian
Did it work?
Manny
Yes! I take back everything I ever said about you!
Julian
Wait, what?
Manny
Now let's get out of here!
Shira
What happened?
Diego
Maybe it's the quiet before the crazy?
Crash
Eddie!
Manny
We did it. We did it!
Shira
In your face, space rock!
Diego
Yeah, baby!
Granny
Not on the lips, geezer!
Crash and Eddie
Hit the road, you stupid rock We just stopped the doomsday clock!
[singing]
Manny
Bring it in, Bro-Son. Welcome to the family. And you, you coconut! I'll never doubt you again.
Buck
See? Daddy's always right. Remember that when you're older.
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Unexpected Youth and Relationship Realities
Brooke
Sid!
Sid
Brooke!
Brooke
Oops!
Sid
This is amazing! You're young again. And somehow, I'm still single.
Brooke
I guess the universe was smiling on us.
Sid
I have so many questions for you. What happened? How'd you find me? Have you tried the shrimp?
Brooke
Shh. Close that pretty little mouth of yours and just listen. This is dedicated to the sloth of my dreams.
Mariachi Beaver
That guy? For real?
Brooke
♪Oh, Oh, Sid, Sid, baby.♪ ♪You make me so happy.♪ ♪Oh, I never knew I would make it out.♪ ♪And come this far.♪ ♪Oh, I never knew I.♪ ♪Would see the day we come together.♪ ♪Oh, it's not like anything.♪ ♪I've ever...♪
[singing]
Manny
Sid? I never thought I'd say this, but you did a great job on the wedding. I owe you bigtime, pal.
[as he, Sid, Brooke, and Ellie walk out together]
Sid
You sure do. Here's my bill.
[takes out a leaf]
Manny
What?
Sid
Father of the bride pays for the wedding. It's a tradition I just invented.
Manny
Wait a minute, this is ridiculous. Look what you're charging for flowers!
Sid
Flowers ain't cheap.
Manny
No! They're free! We're in a forest! This bill is outrageous!
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Exploring the Origins of the Universe
Neil deBuck Weasel
The ] – a vast expanse of space and matter. It includes all that we see, and all that we know. Since the beginning of time, we have wondered how it came to be. A gloriously orchestrated plan? A chance series of events? Or something much, much dumber?
[Opening line; [Wikipedia:Universe|universe]
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Race Against Time for the Crystal
Buck
Bad news! Somebody up there doesn't like us. We're six minutes behind schedule!
Manny
Double time, everyone. We need that big crystal.
Julian
Oh. Hey, Bro-Dad!
Diego
We got company!
Granny
Ooh. I'll put out the sponge cake.
Buck
Steady. Steady.
Roger
Sorry about this. I'm really conflicted right now.
Gavin
That's more like it, Roger. Now finish him.
Buck
Wait! Wait, you don't understand. You see that? If that asteroid hits, we all die.
Gavin
If it hits, we all die. That's where you're wrong. See, while you run for your mammal lives, we'll be high in the sky,... cruising above it all.
[mocking; crying then laughing]
Neil deBuck Weasel
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Gavin
We'll be as safe as those little birdies. Lucky shot. Very lucky shot?
[One meteor hits a bird; More meteors hit more birds; A giant meteor hits Earth]
Roger
I knew it. I was right. There's no paradise.
Gertie
What? I'm too young to go extinct!
[screams]
Buck
She gets it! Now, please, we haven't got much time!
Gavin
What are you waiting for? Kill him!
Roger
No, Dad. I won't let you. Do you want to know what I love about our family? That we're alive. There are more important things than your pride right now. If you care about us... you should not kill him. You should help him, Dad.
[steps in]
Gertie
Pop, I hate to say this, but my freaky little brother may be right.
Buck
As a father, I would work with my worst enemy... to ensure a brighter future for my little one.
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A Greeting Among Friends in Ice Age
Manny
Uh...Hello?
Buck
Oh! Hello, mammals.
Eddie
Hi, Buck!
Buck
Hi.
Crash
Bye, Buck!
Buck
Um, a little help.
Buck
Right on the spleen! Utterly useless, but totally hurts.
Diego
Hey, Buck. Welcome back, buddy.
[laughs]
Shira
Wait. This half-a-snack is the dinosaur whisperer?
Buck
And expert salsa dancer. Whoo! I have one eye but all my original teeth. Would you like to count them? Ah...
[scats; shows his teeth]
Shira
No, thank you.
Buck
And this must be Nectarine.
Peaches
Um... Peaches.
Buck
Semantics, my dear. I am deeply honored.
Julian
Sweet eye patch. Very gangsta.
Buck
Thank you. I like this kid.
[to Peaches]
Manny
Buck. What are you doing here?
Buck
Well, I... What? I'm trying! But how do you tell someone they're doomed? He's stumped.
[stops to stare at Stump for a moment then zips close to it; to the mammals]
Manny
We're not doomed, Buck. It was just a meteor shower, and the show's over.
Buck
Oh, quite the contrary, old chap. It's just beginning. You see, I found a prophecy.
[hops close to Manny's face]
Manny
Do you mind?
Crash
Boy, he really sucks the fun out of everything. Doesn't he?
Eddie
Fun sucker!
[screams in fury]
Buck
I read this tablet front to back. And the story it tells is very disturbing. Every hundred million years or so, the world gets a cosmic cleansing. Before the dinosaurs, there were these horseshoe crab-looking thingies. Ugh! Yuck. Then, at the bottom of this mountain range, an asteroid hit. Boom! Bye-bye. Next, dinosaurs, mountain range, asteroid. Boom! Bye-bye. And coming up next, mammals. Mountain range, asteroid, boom! Bye-bye.
Eddie
Stupid mammals.
[chuckles]
Crash
That's us.
Buck
Yep, and there she is. The mother of all asteroids screaming towards us. Even going underground won't save us this time.
Diego
Hey, that wasn't there before. And look what it's doing to the sky.
Buck
No worries. Because I've got a plan.
Manny
Really? To stop an asteroid?
Buck
Look, the last two asteroids have pummeled the earth in the same spot. And it's about to happen again. We've got to go there and see what's attracting the asteroid. Once we know why it's coming, we can figure out how to send it somewhere else.
[shows the tablets on the prophecy]
Granny
That plan is so dumb, I wish it had a face so I could smack it.
Manny
Let me get this straight. Instead of running away from a deadly asteroid, you want us to run directly towards it?
Buck
I know it sounds suboptimal, but the good news is it'll kill us no matter where we went. Well, that's reassuring.
Manny
Okay, but even if we get to the crash site, how are we supposed to change what is literally written in stone?
Buck
Ah, my cynical friend. The dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth, but some escaped. They changed their fate and we can change ours, too. Who's with me?
Manny
So, what do you think?
Ellie
Honestly, I'm worried the weasel's right.
Buck
No! Don't listen to the weasel. He's a raving loon! Sorry. I just love playing devil's advocate. And looking fabulous!
[in high-pitched voice; in normal voice]
Diego
Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?
Shira
But what if he can't this time?
Peaches
I don't know what to believe. But I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin.
Manny
Okay. I guess we're in.
Crash and Eddie
Crash and Eddie reporting for duty.
[salute in unison chorus.]
Eddie
Doody.
[laughs; he and Crash laugh]
Buck
Excellent! And dirty word processed. Now, we better get on the road because time till impact is roughly...2 days, 4 hours, 1 minute and 16 seconds. 15 seconds, 14 seconds...
Diego
I think we get it.
Manny
I think we're all gonna get it.
Julian
Whoo! We look so cool. Whoa!
Granny
Ugh. What is this stuff?
Gertie
Where is he? When I am through with that one-eyed weasel...he's going to need two eye patches.
Gavin
I admire your bloodthirstitude, Gertie. But you heard them. An asteroid is coming. This changes things.
Roger
Holy snowballs! It's freezing up here. Parts are retracting into other parts.
Gertie
Would you please stop acting like a parakeet?
Gavin
It's a good thing you got your mother's eyes... or you'd be totally useless.
Roger
Well, that's just hurtful.
[screams]
Gavin
What do you see?
Roger
Nothing. Nothing. Deadly asteroid screaming towards Earth. Wait! There he is. That's too bad. He is really far away. Probably too far to reach by flight. Oh, well. Let's just go home.
[sighs; snaps his fingers]
Gavin
We are not retreating! Until that weasel came along, our family made an honest living stealing dino eggs.
Roger
An honest living. Stealing. Kind of ironic, don't you think? Besides, why take out the weasel if the asteroid is just gonna take us out?
Gavin
So much sight. So little vision. If we stop the weasel and his friends from diverting the asteroid... Kablooie! It kills the weasel and everyone else... while we glide safely above it all. It'll be our paradise.
Roger
That's seems highly implausible. Just from a scientific standpoint. Fine. It's a great plan. Dynamite! One of the top three or four species annihilation plans I've ever heard.
Gavin
That's better. Now let's make sure that asteroid hits.
Roger
Why can't we just fear the apocalypse like a normal family?
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Mars: A Formerly Habitable World
Neil deBuck Weasel
] – The Red Planet. Cold, dry, inhospitable to life. But billions and billions of years ago, Mars looked like this. There were lakes, rivers, oceans – the perfect conditions for life to form. So, what happened? Why was life unable to take hold? Where did the water go? We may never know.
[Closing line; [Wikipedia:Mars|Mars]
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Volcanic Strategy for Planetary Defense
Buck
Listen up, planetary defense team. Step one, build pressure inside the volcano by sealing the vents. No steam can escape. If there's a leak... the pressure is weak. Step two, get the biggest magnetic crystals into the volcano. They've got to be launched sky high to pull the asteroid off course.
Julian
Heave!
All
Ho!
Julian
Heave!
All
Ho!
Crash and Eddie
Rah rah! Sis boom bah! Tell that asteroid "Uh-uh.
Eddie
Whoo! Asteroid!
Crash
Hash tag. What does hash tag mean?
Eddie
Hash tag. I don't know but it sounds cool!
Crash
Hash tag. Totally!
Eddie
Hash tag. I'm starting to get sick of it!
Old Brooke
This is it, friends. Down the hatch. Every crystal counts.
Buck
Good news, everyone! We're six minutes ahead of schedule.
Buck
Somebody up there likes us.
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The Importance of Stories in Nature
Crash
What are you doing, Buck?
Buck
All rocks tell a tale. Where we've been and where we're heading.
[licks a rock]
Eddie
Ah!
Buck
That, however, is a turd.
Peaches
Julian... I want you to know that if we don't make it,...if we never get married,...you were the only one for me.
Julian
Hey, come on! Of course we'll make it, and we will get married.
Peaches
But maybe it's the universe telling us we won't.
Sid
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You're going to let one tiny little 300-mile-wide asteroid ruin your plans?
Peaches
How can we think about our future when we may not have one?
Sid
Hey, we're going to stop this thing and you'll get married. Bada-bing, bada-boom! Well, not boom. Forget I said boom. I know!I'll be your wedding planner! It'll take your mind off all this end-of-the-world stuff.
[gasps]
Peaches
Actually, we were just gonna wing it! Keep it low-key.
Sid
What? Peaches, Peaches. Sweetheart, you don't just wing the happiest day of your life! No, you seize it and you cherish it. You strangle it with good intentions. Ooh. Let's start with your hair. Undo with a top bun? Traditional. Or updo with a fishtail braid. Flirtatious. But maybe a little trashy.
[shocked; on Julian's tusks; hops back down to the ground; Crash giggles]
Peaches
Ugh.
Sid
And garter belts! Today, Ed is modeling laced daisies. While Crash is rocking a more elegant ivy... that's all about the calves. Ooh. We need a seating chart! The singles table, the kids table, the weird relatives table...the smelly table, two more smelly tables.
Manny
Look at him.
Julian
Oh, you're gonna love it.
Manny
Who walks like that? "Oh! Look at me. I'm Julian. Forget the asteroid. Gimme a hug, Bro-Dad!" Look at that pretty bird there.
[clears throat]
Julian
Yeah! That is a pretty bird. Good eye, Manny.
Manny
Yeah. The sky is literally falling and she thinks we're just gonna let her stroll into the wilderness with Mr. No Plans Bouncy Walk.
[laughs]
Ellie
Stop picking on him.
Manny
Come on, El, you're not still mad at me, are you?
Ellie
No. I'm not still mad. Because that's not how I want to spend what could be our final days together. But if we somehow survive that planet-killing hunk of space rock, you're in for it.
Manny
If we survive, we lose our daughter.
Ellie
Well, I've been thinking about that, too. What if...
Manny
Ooh. I know! We destroy the relationship, right? That way we never have to let her go... and she'll just stay our little girl forever!
Ellie
No, you psychopath! What if we convince them to stay near us?
Manny
Oh! That's better. I like it. But how?
Ellie
The way we always get her to do what we want. We make her think it's her idea.
Manny
You sneaky, sneaky minx!
[giggles]
Ellie
Let's just hope we haven't lost our touch.
Buck
Found it! Behold, mammals! A sneak preview of the asteroid to come. A space rock. Fresh from the cosmos. Mmm, mmm, mmm. I taste iron, carbon. Oh! And a hint of nickel. Space tastes lonely.
[licks it; gargles; sighs]
Crash
Hey, look! I found another one.
Eddie
Me, too!
Crash
Hey! Yours is attracted to me.
Eddie
No. Yours is attracted to me. We're just too attractive!
Diego
Stupendous! Now we have something to play with during our final hours.
Buck
You're missing the point, Tiger. They're magnets. And if these space rocks re magnetic, so is that! This can only mean one thing.
Crash
And that would be...?
Buck
Allow me.
Eddie
Whoa! Where are we?
Buck
You are in my brain. Hmm. Kind of chilly.
Neil deBuck Weasel
Gentlemen, here's what we know. Space rocks? Magnetic. Asteroid? Also, magnetic.
Buck
Famed astrophysicist Neil deBuck Weasel! He knows the cosmos.
[gasps]
Pythagoras Buck
Ipso facto, thusly and ergo the crash site must have a heap of these things attracting the asteroid.
Buck
Ooh. Pythagoras Buck. He's got the right angle.
Pythagoras Buck
What if we use the magnets to attract the asteroids somewhere else? As in, not towards Earth.
Robo Buck
Theoretically speaking, if we can launch enough of these into space, they will pull the asteroid off course. Thus, saving the world.
Eddie
So, we just need to go to the crash site and launch a bunch of rocks into space. That's easy, right?
Manny
Oh, yeah. Sounds like a real piece of cake.
Buck
This is progress! Now we know exactly what we don't know how to do. Vamanos, mammals! This trail will take us directly to the crash site.
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A Romantic Proposal in Ice Age
Sid
Oh, Brooke. You're so pretty. You take my lisp away.
Brooke
I bet you say that to all the girls.
Sid
I try. But usually they run away too fast.
Brooke
Oh, you're such a romantic. Hey, I know this is going to sound super forward but... will you be my mate for life?
Sid
Oh, Brooke, I don't know what to say. It's only been twelve minutes. What took you so long? Yes! This has been the best last day on Earth ever. A diamond! I need a diamond! Where can I find a... Oh! Perfect.
[gasped again; drops Brooke]
Brooke
No, no, no. Sid, sweetie, don't do that.
Sid
Nonsense. Only the best for my one... true... love.
Sid
Whoopsies!
Shangri Llama
No, no, no! Oaf! Simpleton! Nincompoop!
Sid
You talking to her or me?
Shangri Llama
That wall was the one thing keeping us young. Now we're all doomed! DOOOOOOOOMED! And now, I think I have a fever. Thank you so much, doofus!
[the crowd gasped]
Brooke
Hey! Easy there, Llama! This is the doofus of my dreams. He meant well.
Shangri Llama
Oh, he meant well. Who cares?
Peaches
So much for serenity.
Shangri Llama
300 years of peace and harmony undone by one colossally, incredibly... stupendously stupid sloth!
Sid
Oh, Brooke.
Granny
Wow! You guys got old. Whatever we had, it's over.
Old Teddy
That's what happens when you date a ].
[[w:Cougar|cougar; crying]
Sid
I'm really sorry, Mr. Llama.
Old Shangri Llama
Sorry. Sorry? Sorry doesn't fix the wall now, does it, you little... AHHHHHHHH! I need a bubble bath or a massage. Who knows acupuncture? I need to let my anger out. LET IT OUY!!!! I've been pent up too long. Ahhhhhhhh! I want to hit something. Someone give me their face.
Buck
That's it! Pent-up energy. Earth's most powerful propulsion device is right in front of us.
Granny
Who? Spitty McGee here?
Buck
The volcano! That's our magnet launcher. All we need to do is seal the steam vents around it.
[shoves the Shangri Llama to the side]
Diego
That's a crazy plan!
Buck
You're a crazy plan.
Diego
That doesn't even make any sense.
Buck
And what are you? A professor of logic? Professor Kitty McWhiskers of the University of Meow Meow Meow Meow... You see? Tremendous pressure leads to a tremendous explosion.
[continuously pokes Diego's nose until he roars]
Sid
And you call yourself a professor.
Buck
Right. We need all the crystals loaded into the volcano, pronto.
Old Shangri Llama
What? No! I'm not giving you my crystals. We need them to rebuild our sanctuary.
Old Brooke
May I remind you Geotopia is not yours to keep.
[whistles]
Old Shangri Llama
No, you may not.
Old Brooke
It came from the sky, and now it's time to give it back.
Old Shangri Llama
Is not!
Old Brooke
Is too, you old coot. Change isn't easy, but it's part of life. It's time for us to embrace it again. Whether you like it or not.
Old Shangri Llama
Not!
Old Brooke
Listen, Llama, I will go nuts and granola on your butt! So either get on board or go twist yourself into a pretzel and na-ma-stay out of our way. Come on, everybody. Grab every crystal you can find.
Animal
Totally, let's do it!
Old Brooke
And remember, lift with your legs.
Old Teddy
Too late.
[grunts]
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Choosing to Stay for Fun and Friendship
Sid
Are you sure you can't come with us?
Old Brooke
Oh, Sidney, I wish I could. But we both know this is for the best. You've got your whole life in front of you. Besides, I'll have Granny to keep me company.
Sid
You're staying, too?
Granny
Are you kidding? This place is great! Tonight's the big talent show, and tomorrow, naked bingo!
Old Teddy
You coming, Gladys? I ain't getting any younger! Whoo!
Granny
What? I can't hear you!
Old Teddy
What? I can't hear you!
Granny
What? I can't hear you!
Old Brooke
You'll always be my one true love. Here.
[Brooke hands Sid a rock slab with her portrait she drew for him to remember her by]
Sid
Wow! Hold on.
Old Brooke
It looks just like you.
Sid
Now we'll be with each other forever.
Old Brooke
So long, handsome!
Granny
Bye, Sidney!
Old Teddy
What you need is more fiber.
Old Shangri Llama
He's right.
[a small crystal from the asteroid drops into the tub; it sinks onto the cracked spot, making bubbles fill up and to make all of them young again]
Shangri Llama
(Huh?) Oh. (What the–?) Ha! Hahaha! Shanghai Llama's back on top, baby! Ooh, ahh, mmm.
[touches his beard while the Geotopia beaver returns to normal]
Teddy
Gladys?
[his old man beard is gone, and he returns to normal]
Granny
Well, hello, Teddy Bear!
[now becomes young, beautiful and fancy]
Teddy
Mmm-hmm.
[looks surprised, his ears make heart-shaped ears]
Granny
Hot tubbin just got a whole lot hotter.
[Teddy looks at Granny, while the Shangri Llama comes out of the water]
Shangri Llama
Amazing! It's like some kind of "]!" Well, we can workshop the name later.
[[w:Fountain of Youth|Fountain of Never Getting Old; flowers bloom and turn young again, Brooke also turns young again too, she sighs]
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A Proposal Met with Rejection
Sid
Mi amor, so many ladies have tried and failed to strap a saddle on Sid the stallion. But I want to share everything with you. You're the wind beneath my fleas, the algae of my eye. Will you be my mate for life?
Francine
Sidney? Sidney, where are you?
Sid
Francine. I need to ask... Ow! I need to ask you something. Will you marry...
Francine
Sid, I'm gonna stop you right there. I'm breaking up with you.
Sid
What? But I planned our whole future! Our wedding. Our kids. Mommy. Our burial plots.
Gravedigger Beaver
How you doing?
[digging up two holes for their burials]
Sid
I even hired a band. No, no. Not yet!
[Sid's Mariachi band plays music]
Francine
Are you crazy? We've only had one date. It lasted 14 minutes!
Sid
Yes, but it felt like 20.
[shows her a ring in his seashell]
Francine
Ugh! I can't! A ring? I mean, I like the ring, but no. I can't. You're too clingy.
Sid
How is this clingy?
[zoom out to show Francine piggybacking Sid on her back]
Francine
And by the way, you look nothing like your profile picture. Francine, you gotta start dating outside of your species.
Sid
Franny, we can work this out. Is this about the bikini? Ow! I didn't know it was poison ivy. Oh! Uh-oh. Franny. Franny, help! Somebody. Is it the eyes that hurt... or my soul? Ow! Definitely the eyes.
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Embrace Change in Icy Times
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Kiss your Ice Goodbye.
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