Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012) - Quotes

Voice cast: [[w:Steve Jones|Steve Jones] ] - Jonesy the dog

Voice cast: [[w:Vinnie Jones|Vinnie Jones] ] - Freddie the dog

Voice cast: [[w:Paz Vega|Paz Vega] ] - The Andalusian Triplets

Voice cast: [[w:Conrad Vernon|Conrad Vernon] ] - Mason and the second Policeman

Voice cast: [[w:Christopher Knights|Christopher Knights] ] - Private

Voice cast: [[w:Chris Miller (animator)|Chris Miller] ] - Kowalski

Voice cast: [[Martin Short] ] - Stefano

Voice cast: [[w:Bryan Cranston|Bryan Cranston] ] - Vitaly

Voice cast: [[Frances McDormand] ] - Captain Chantel DuBois

Voice cast: [[w:Tom McGrath (animator)|Tom McGrath] ] - Skipper and the first Policeman

Voice cast: [[w:Cedric the Entertainer|Cedric the Entertainer] ] - Maurice

Voice cast: [[Sacha Baron Cohen] ] - King Julien XIII

Voice cast: [[w:Jada Pinkett Smith|Jada Pinkett Smith] ] - Gloria

Voice cast: [[w:David Schwimmer|David Schwimmer] ] - Melman

Taglines: [from trailer] This summer, they will do whatever it takes to get back home.

Taglines: [from trailer] The world goes mad summer 2012.

Taglines: [from trailer] Next summer, getting home is going to be a circus.

Taglines: [from trailer] From DreamWorks Animation, your favorite castaways become Europe's most wanted.

Taglines: [from trailer] six years ago, they disappeared without a trace. Next summer, they finally resurface.

Taglines: To the greatest mom on Earth! (Mother is Day tagline)

Taglines: They have one shot to get back home.

Gia: We did it!

Stefano: Balloons to the children of the world! Trapeze Americano!

Vitaly: It is real.

Stefano: It's real!

Maurice: That's how you do it!

Stefano: So, you want to run away with the circus?

Alex: Live a life of adventure?

Gloria: Full of romance?

Melman: And danger!

Marty: Really living!

Stefano: What do you say?

Marty: [singing] Ra da da-da-da-da da circus! Da da da-da-da-da-da da Afro circus! Afro circus! Afro! Polka-dot, polka-dot, polka-dot Afro!

Alex: Hey, Skipper, what did you end up doing with the crazy lady anyway?

DuBois: [Last words] If I am goin down, your head is coming with me!

Alex: [whistles] I don't think so!

Jonesy: [he and Frankie blast off] Oi, Let's go!

Alex: [the dogs pick Alex up and blast up before he lands in the penguin habitat] You're going down, but not with my head!

Stefano: Jet pack, he pull up!

Alex: [throws DuBois to his caged habitat and DuBois roars angrily over her defeat, as the spectators cheer.; DuBois gets shot in the butt with a dart. She falls to her knees; DuBois lies down, revealing Maurice and Mort; Mort is holding the gun] Your days of chasing animals are over, DuBois, because you just messed with the KING! This is where animals like you belong! Now sit! Lie down.

Mort: [laughs] Naughty me!

Alex: [DuBois rolls over off the rock] Roll over. Good DuBois. Now stay!

Marty: Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, circus Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro Circus Afro, Circus Afro Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, Afro!

Spectator: Look! A flying circus!

DuBois: No!

Skipper: Operation Afro-Circus Rescue... engage!

Private: Aye, aye, Skipper!

Skipper: Unleash the seal.

Stefano: I am a sea lion!

Skipper: Whatever. Two tons of fun. Dive, dive, dive!

Melman: Let's rock.

Gloria: You and me, baby!

Marty: Wow!

Vitaly: Suck in that gut!

Marty: I am impressed!

Skipper: Mission accomplished. Now let's get out of here!

Stefano: Wait! Wait for me!

Alex: Stefano!

Stefano: Don't leave without me!

Alex: Oh, no!

Gia: [Vitaly makes stairs for Stefano using blades] Go, Stefano! Climb!

Vitaly: [DuBois catches him and yanks him back down to the ground] Come on, my friend! Stefano!

Stefano: Help me!

DuBois: I will have your head!

Stefano: Oh, no! Help me!

Gia: Alex!

Alex: Marty! Shoot me a line.

Marty: You got it. Afro, don't fail me now!

Gia: What are you doing?

Alex: We are doing trapeze americano.

Gia: Let's do it!

Alex: Frankie, Jonesy! Be ready!

Jonesy: You got it, boss!

Alex: Go, go, go!

Alex: Gia! Take Stefano!

Gia: Alex!

Stefano: Aquatic cobras!

Alex: Oh, no.

Marty: Alex? Where are you?

Gloria: What is happening?

Melman: Gloria, are you okay?

Mayor: The king of New York City...

Marty: Alex!

Alex: No, no, no!

Mayor: ...Alex the Lion!

Mayor: Thank you, thank you all for coming to this special celebration. And now, the woman who made this all possible, who brought Alex the Lion and a couple of... three? Three other animals back to New York, and she's French. Ooh-la-lah. Please welcome Chantel DuBois!

Marty: Alex!

DuBois: [she holds up the foam hand] It was never about the money. It was about... ...the lion.

Alex: Gia?

Gia: Circus stick together.

Julien: Sonya, baby! I don't wanna be king anymore. What really matters is what we smell like together! Baby, forgive me?

Julien: Whoa, hello?

Kowalski: [grabs a tranquilizer dart from Julien's tail] Gasp! It's DuBois!

Skipper: [turns to Julien] Baba-booey! Where'd you get this?

Julien: I got it from the zoo!

Skipper: The hippies got ambushed!

Gia: What? We have to help them!

Esmeralda: But they lied to us.

Jonesy: Yeah, why should we lend a paw?

Gia: They are our friends!

Jonesy: They're not even circus.

Vitaly: That's Bolshevik!

Skipper: I'd never thought I'd say this on American soil, but... the Russki's right!

Gloria: Well... we're here.

Marty: Home.

Alex: Huh. My rock looks smaller than I remember it.

Marty: Look at the mural. Doesn't actually capture the real thing, does it?

Gloria: Wow. I forgot about that wall in between us, Melman.

Melman: Mm-hmm.

Gloria: Was that always there?

Marty: [remembered about his escape to the Grand Central Station from [[Madagascar (2005 film)|the first movie] Guys, I'm sorry I ever left the zoo in the first place.

Alex: What do you mean?

Marty: I mean, if I had just stayed put, we wouldn't have anything to be sad about right now.

Alex: Leaving the zoo was the best thing that ever happened to us.

Marty: Really?

Alex: Yeah. Out there, in the world, we were really living.

Julien: Yeah!

Alex: It was exciting!

Gloria: It was romantic.

Melman: It was dangerous.

Marty: I never felt so alive!

Alex: When we were with the circus, we were already home. I only wish we'd realized that sooner.

Melman: I'm really going to miss those guys.

Alex: What do you say we go back?

Gloria: Really?

Marty: I'm with you!

Julien: I'm in!

Melman: But what do we tell them?

Alex: Well, we make it right by telling them how wrong we were.

Marty: It's worth a shot.

Alex: [in Russian Accent of what Vitaly said] And if we go down in flames, so be it!!

Gloria: Yes, let's do this!

Julien: I like it!

Marty: Yeah, yeah!

Melman: [woozy] Is my neck getting longer?

Alex: [woozy] Feel my fur. It's so soft.

Gloria: [woozy] It is soft.

Marty: [woozy] I'm like a candy cane in a black and white movie.

Alex: [woozy] Oh, no. DuBois.

Julien: [woozy] Sonya, I miss you, baby! I miss my stinky bear! Babe... your fishy kisses!

DuBois: [evil laughter] Surprise! He will never fit in the carry-on. But his head will!

Zookeeper #1: Hey!

DuBois: Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Zookeeper #1: Look! Look what she's done! You brought back Alex the lion!

Zookeeper #2: It's a miracle!

Zookeeper #3: You brought him home! You’re our hero!

Zookeeper #1: Thank you! Thank you!

Julien: [Sonya starts hugging him; Sonya tries to make him stay, hurting him.; Sonya growls.; Sonya walks over to lay on big blue ball.; He frustrately walks to Sonya.; Sonya roars in Julien's face; He starts to leave.; He opens the door.; Julien slams the door behind him and sobs; Sonya looks back at the door and lets out a sad grunt.] Me? Stay with the circus? Ow! I am the king, I want to rule New York! We should talk— Whoa! Stop it! No means no! Or in your language, "Raah!" Not everything solved that way, you know. Sonya! Are you listening to me?! Now l'm getting the silent treatment, am l? Come over here, right now! Don't shut me out, baby! What is wrong with you?! Speak! Okay, if these are your feelings, l understand now. And l'm going! It's obvious that I'm just an emotional whoopee cushion for you to sit on. When you look for where I am... I WON'T BE THERE!

Gia: Alex, you're from a zoo?

Alex: [Alex and his friends look at them in shock. The jig is up!] Yes, yes. But wait, there's more.

Gia: More?

Alex: Or less. There's less.

Vitaly: You were never circus?

Gloria: We had to say we were circus!

Melman: Or you never would've let us on the train!

Gia: After all we've been through together, you want to go live in a zoo?

Alex: Gia, I...

Vitaly: You used us!

Alex: No, no, no! I mean... I mean yes, but... but...

Gia: And Trapeze Americano, you made that up too?

Alex: It didn't exactly exist when I taught it to you.

Gia: [groans] Jet packs and aquatic cobras! I should've known!

Stefano: Balloons to the children of the world" was not real either?

Alex: Yeah, that's not real. But look at what we did!

Stefano: I WAS SHOT OUT OF A CANNON! I COULD'VE DIED!

Marty: But I thought you said it was your life-long dream!

Stefano: For all I know… your name is not even Alice.

Alex: No, Stefano, but it never really was.

Stefano: [Stefano sobs in Gia's arms as Vitaly looks at Alex and his friends, feeling betrayed and hurt] I don't feel safe!

Alex: Gia, I...

Gia: [tearfully; turns and leaves in depression along with the others] We trusted you.

Stefano: MY TEARS ARE REAL! YOU ARE NOT!

Skipper: [sobbing; blows his beak] I can't believe you lied to all us circus folk!

Alex: Stefano, why the sad little face?

Stefano: Vitaly. He will not go on!

Alex: Huh?

Stefano: [weeping] I tried everything I could!

Alex: Wipe away the tears. Calm down. Where is he? I'm sure I can reason with him.

Julien: I'm flying! I'm flying! I'm the first flying monkey!

Mort: Oh, yay!

Marty: That's our ticket outta here!

Melman: Yeah, baby!

Alex: Everybody, on the monkey chain!

Skipper: Deploy banana gun!

Alex: Grab the little guys! Toss em up! Let's go! Go, go, go! Go!

Marty: Faster! Faster! Come on!

Alex: Come on, Melman!

Melman: Whoo! Yeah!

Gloria: Melman!

Melman: My neck!

Skipper: Put your backs into it! Double banana overdrive!

Melman: Whoa!

Marty: Oh, no!

Skipper: Serpentine! Serpentine!

Julien: Hey, this lady is really starting to freak me out. Fix it, Mort!

Alex: (I'm gonna save Melman's life. Here.) Hold this.

Marty: Alex, be careful! She's crazy!

Alex: [Mort jumps towards Alex just in time for him to cut the wire as DuBois falls into the pool below] You think, Marty? That's right. Home free, baby!

Melman: I can breathe!

Alex: Au revoir, DuBois!

DuBois: [rise from the pool with a vengeful glare] Well played, lion. Game on.