15 quotes
Contemplating a Nude Painting Purchase
Sherri Shepard
Wouldn't it be a trip if ] bought a nude painting of me?
[[Alex Trebek]
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Different Perspectives on Fish Appreciation
Honey Bush
Look at these fish, though. Aren't those cool?
Lois Kaiser
Yeah, you know I don't really give a fuck about fish. They just kinda swim, eat and shit.
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Child Observes Parental Sleeping Situation
Child
Silly daddy, sleeping on mommy.
[walks in on his parents having sex]
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A Conversation About Neighbors and Work Schedules
Claire Kane
Oops, excuse me, sweetie. I really like the Wymans, don't you?
Stuart Kane
Who?
Claire Kane
The doctor and his wife, Marian. Ralph, I think his name. You know, the ones from the concert.
Stuart Kane
He seems kind of lofty. You're off to work early, huh?
Claire Kane
Yeah, I got two birthdays today. He's a doctor, remember? And she is artist, I think.
Stuart Kane
Oh yeah? What kind?
Claire Kane
What kind? She's a painter. She paints pictures, you know? They really want us to come to dinner.
Stuart Kane
Well, We'll see. I'm off.
Claire Kane
What does that mean? We already agreed to go. We made a date. Bye. Close the door, Stuart.
Stuart Kane
Sorry!
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Unique Collaboration of American Masters
Taglines
From two American masters comes a movie like no other
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Unpleasant Odors and Personal Hygiene Discourse
Claire Kane
Your hands stink.
[Stuart has just returned from his fishing trip]
Stuart Kane
Kinda smells like pussy, don't you think?
[sniffs his fingers]
Claire Kane
I hate that. Go wash your hands.
[laughs, smacks him on the shoulder]
Stuart Kane
Smells like a rainbow to me!
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A Conversation About Struggles and Defeat
Howard Finnigan
Hey Jer, how goes the war?
Jerry Kaiser
Bad guys are winning, sir.
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Unexpected Physical Connection
Lois Kaiser
Oh! I can feel your balls up against my ass!
[talking on sex hotline]
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Accusations of Cheating in Relationships
Marian Wyman
Are you cheating, Ralph?
Dr. Raplh Wyman
No, Marian. You cheat. Remember?
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Unconventional Offer of Affection
Lois Kaiser
Don't you want me to lick your balls for you?
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Escalating Tensions in a Frustrated Argument
Doreen Piggot
Why don't you go get drunk and pee all over...
Earl Piggot
I'm gonna get drunk! I'm gonna get drunk right now! Ah dammit!
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Confrontation Between Earl and Doreen Piggot
Earl Piggot
You know, I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad, middle aged ass anymore!
Doreen Piggot
Don't talk to me like that and don't you come back here! I'm not taking you back no more, understand? No more! I'm not taking you back!
Earl Piggot
I'm not COMING back!
Doreen Piggot
Slobbering over Honey like that. It was so embarrassing...
Earl Piggot
I never touched Honey!
Doreen Piggot
I didn't say you touched her, I said you slobbered on her!
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Exploring the Concept of Nothingness
Dr. Ralph Wyman
Tell me about that night with Mitchell Andersen.
Marian Wyman
There's nothing to tell.
Dr. Ralph Wyman
Alright, then tell me about nothingness! I'd like to hear a complete account of nothing!
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Short Cuts Explores American Life and Society
Taglines
Short Cuts raises the roof on America.
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Disillusionment with Los Angeles Culture
Tess Trainer
I hate L.A. All they do is snort coke and talk.
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