The Fable of a Night Given Over to Revelry (1915)

Having declared himself in on a jolly college dinner Mr Dubley member of the class of 88 counted on having a Hot Old Time Now at a College Dinner the main idea is to get a flying start It was to be a Dry dinner so most of the sons of Bohunkus were doing what a Camel does just before crossing a Desert At 815 the Crowd was herded into the banquet hall Dr Dubley found himself marooned between two pious elders The Oysters had been warming up since 630 Fortunately the soup was not warm enough to scald the thumb of a willing longshoreman who had been brought in as an extra waiter