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Machete

(2010)

Rated R for strong bloody violence throughout, language, some sexual content and nudity.

R In Theaters 09/3/2010 , 105min.
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91%
Viewer score based on 607 ratings
60%
Critic score based on 29 reviews

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February 25, 2011
sw33tduchesse
Who thought of making this movie? It was terrible.
January 11, 2011
sabiedxmx
well. this movie is cheese to the max. but a fun watch. more of a guy movie. but was worth watching.
January 07, 2011
PetalsofSeven
Very unrealistic in almost every aspect. Was more of a comediy because of it. See it if you want some laughs.
January 06, 2011
PL32437
Simply, a stupid movie. Waste of time.
December 16, 2010
AFelJos
Machete is proof that robert rodriguez is a genuis!

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Philadelphia Inquirer
A maniacal, over-the-top, daring, and insanely funny satire of the American cultus from Hollywood to Madison Avenue to Pennsylvania Avenue, Machete has all the nutrition a growing film geek could possibly need. Full Review
Amy Biancolli
San Francisco Chronicle
The whole thing is monumentally gruesome and just as monumentally cynical, a riot of grisly cliches designed to titillate and amuse. Full Review
Bill Goodykoontz
Arizona Republic
Machete is insanely violent, insanely over-the-top. It's pretty much flat-out insane. Full Review
Claudia Puig
USA Today
Danny Trejo plays the long-haired, craggy-faced titular Machete with a combination of swift ferocity and baleful kindliness. And the ladies love it. Full Review
Frank Scheck
The Hollywood Reporter
The ensemble cast -- ranging from an Oscar winner (De Niro) and faded action star (Seagal) to a B-movie vet (Fahey) and tabloid fodder (Lindsay Lohan, not exactly playing against type as a drugged-out, hell-raising sexpot) -- pretty much offers something for everybody. Full Review