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Who thought of making this movie? It was terrible.
February 25,2011
sw33tduchesse
well. this movie is cheese to the max. but a fun watch. more of a guy movie. but was worth watching.
January 11,2011
sabiedxmx
Very unrealistic in almost every aspect. Was more of a comediy because of it. See it if you want some laughs.
January 07,2011
PetalsofSeven
Simply, a stupid movie. Waste of time.
January 06,2011
PL32437
Machete is proof that robert rodriguez is a genuis!
December 16,2010
AFelJos
Critic Reviews
The movie's an unexpected end-of-summer tonic: a trash guilty pleasure with a healthy (if really violent) sense of outrage. It's also Rodriguez's freest movie yet, and possibly his best.Full Review
Ty Burr
Boston Globe
In the end, Machete may not be all that original, but it is fresh fresh as a steel blade to the gut.Full Review
Marjorie Baumgarten
Austin Chronicle
A maniacal, over-the-top, daring, and insanely funny satire of the American cultus from Hollywood to Madison Avenue to Pennsylvania Avenue, Machete has all the nutrition a growing film geek could possibly need.Full Review
Philadelphia Inquirer
Danny Trejo plays the long-haired, craggy-faced titular Machete with a combination of swift ferocity and baleful kindliness. And the ladies love it.Full Review
Claudia Puig
USA Today
A gory, pulpy wink of an action thriller, was spun out of a parody trailer Rodriguez directed for the '70s-trash homage "Grindhouse" (2007). The trailer was sublime. As a feature, Machete is more fun than it isn't, but its deadpan mockery of exploitation clichs often slips a bit too close to being the real, schlocky thing.Full Review
Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly
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