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R| 1 hr. 46 min.

Plot Summary
When John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) was a little boy, he made a wish that Ted (Seth MacFarlane), his beloved teddy bear, would come alive. Thirty years later, foul-mouthed Ted is still John's constant companion, much to the chagrin of Lori (Mila Kunis), John's girlfriend. Though Lori's displeasure is exacerbated by the pair's constant consumption of beer and weed, she's not the one who's most disappointed with John; it may take the intervention of John's boyhood toy to help him grow up at last.

Cast: Mark Wahlberg , Mila Kunis , Seth MacFarlane , Joel McHale , Giovanni Ribisi , Patrick Warburton , Matt Walsh , Jessica Barth

Director: Seth MacFarlane

Genres: Comedy

Distributor: Universal Pictures

Ted (2012)

Release Date: June 29th, 2012|1 hr. 46 min.

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critic reviews (10)
fan reviews ( 149 )
  • 75
    Peter Travers Rolling Stone

    It's hysterically, gut-bustingly funny. show more

  • 50
    Amy Biancolli San Francisco Chronicle

    For all of its transgressive plush-toy sex and screw-'em humor, the plot is pretty standard stuff. show more

  • 63
    Claudia Puig USA Today

    This bromance with rapid-fire quips, however, is undermined by unoriginal scenarios and a long, drawn-out chase scene. show more

  • January 25, 2013 gmaccarone
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    Everyone told me that this was a \"cute\" movie - even my wife. So, I Neflixed it for her. This is not an adorable cute movie by even the most liberal standards. Using the \"flusher\" rating system - with 5 flushes being the worst, this movie deserves a 5 flusher!

  • January 18, 2013 ku00000000134969
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    If you are a fan of Seth MacFarlane entertainment, then you will absolutely love this movie. The tone of the jokes and overall movie does not differ much from that of Family Guy. Although funny, the jokes are not very original. But they do demand laugh after laugh. A great pick for a smoky evening.

  • January 12, 2013 Kimberly
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    This movie was horrible, and I really like Mark Wahlberg & Seth McFarland\'s work. Laughs were few and far between. What a waste of 106 minutes of my life.

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Could the 'Ted' Lawsuit Keep 'Ted 2' From Happening?

Posted by
Jenni Miller on Jul 16th, 2014 5:30PM

Apparently Seth MacFarlane isn't the only one who thinks a teddy bear that talks, drinks, smokes, and, uh, does other adult things is a funny idea. The "Family Guy" fella is being sued by Bengal...

Seth MacFarlane: Robbing Peter To Play Ted

Posted by
on Jun 29th, 2012 3:16PM

So let's take care of the big, furry, farting, beer-guzzling elephant in the room: Is Ted simply a re-hash of Family Guy? It's a fair question to ask; as a long-time fan of the TV show, it was...

SXSW 2012: Seth MacFarlane, Mark Wahlberg Debut 'Ted' Footage

Posted by
Christopher Rosen on Mar 11th, 2012 5:09PM

For his feature film directorial debut, Seth MacFarlane didn't play it safe with a "Family Guy" movie; instead, he wrote an R-rated, live-action-cum-animation hybrid about a man and his talking teddy...

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