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February 20, 2013
gma, what exactly did u not think was "cute" about this film? I hate it when people refer to movies as "cute". I did not like this movie because it took forever to get going, and it seemed to be more of a romantic comedy with family guy humor, instead of a raunchy, stoner comedy.
January 25, 2013
Everyone told me that this was a \"cute\" movie - even my wife. So, I Neflixed it for her. This is not an adorable cute movie by even the most liberal standards. Using the \"flusher\" rating system - with 5 flushes being the worst, this movie deserves a 5 flusher!
January 18, 2013
If you are a fan of Seth MacFarlane entertainment, then you will absolutely love this movie. The tone of the jokes and overall movie does not differ much from that of Family Guy. Although funny, the jokes are not very original. But they do demand laugh after laugh. A great pick for a smoky evening.
January 12, 2013
This movie was horrible, and I really like Mark Wahlberg & Seth McFarland's work. Laughs were few and far between. What a waste of 106 minutes of my life.
January 04, 2013
Great movie to watch with friends familiar with Seth Macfarlane. Not a family night movie haha
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The New York Times
The sin of Ted is not that it is offensive but that it is boring, lazy and wildly unoriginal. If Triumph the Insult Comic Dog ever got a hold of Ted, there would be nothing left but a pile of fluff and a few scraps of fur. Full Review
San Francisco Chronicle
For all of its transgressive plush-toy sex and screw-'em humor, the plot is pretty standard stuff. Full Review
Eventually MacFarlane's formula -- consisting of filthy, ethnically offensive jokes, scatological humor, tacky pop culture references and random cameos -- begins to wear thin. Full Review
Los Angeles Times
The comic targets run the gamut - race, religion, relationships, reality, etc. While nothing is sacred, the sacrilege comes with just enough sweetness to offset the salt. Full Review
This bromance with rapid-fire quips, however, is undermined by unoriginal scenarios and a long, drawn-out chase scene. Full Review