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Ángel Salazar

Ángel Salazar
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Birthday
March 2nd, 1956
Actor

Ángel Salazar Biography

​From IMDb; Angel Salazar (born March 2, 1956) was a Cuban-American comedian and actor. This manic,human laugh factory is rather difficult to describe. His Cuban heritage and penchant for sporting mini-skirts notwithstanding, Salazar's performance is a mixture of street-smart ethnic wisecracks, risqué humor, physical comedy, and audience involvement.

He disappeared from films in 1993 for a decade!? Only appearing in a documentary called "Comedian"(2002) in between. He reappeared in 2003 in the films, "Harlem Blues"and "Vote for Me". He once again disappeared for 2 yrs from film!?. In 2005, he came back for a film called "Rose Woes and Joe's " But then he once again vanished for 2 more years!? In between he did another documentary in 2006 "The Latin Legends of Comedy" with J.

J. Ramirez and Joey Vega.He reappeared in 2007 with "Made in Brooklyn " then again gone for 2 more years!? He again appeared in 2009 and made one short film,'Trust Me'. Then the very next year 2010 he did another short film, 'Crumble' with his co-star from "Scarface"(1983), Steven Bauer. He came back to films in 2011 with "The Last Gamble "as a character named 'Angel' no-less.

He has 2 complete films coming out in 2012.

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Ángel Salazar Movies

Ángel Salazar Quotes

Miscommunication About Attraction in a Scene

Manny: Mira eso. Mira eso, man. Mira esa jeva. (Look at that. Look at that, man. Look at that girl.) Look at those tits. She's begging for it.
Chi Chi: Are you fucking crazy? She's 103 years old.
Manny: Not that one, man! That one!
Chi Chi: Which one?
Manny: The young one.
Tony: Move the fucking car. We're at a stop sign.
Chi Chi: Está buena, man. ¡Coño, qué rica! (It's good, man. Damn, how delicious!)
Manny: We're just staying loose up here, okay? You gotta stay loose. You can't worry.
Tony: You'll have a heart attack.
Chi Chi: Just play it cool. Miami Beach. Miami Beach!
Tony: The money stays in the trunk till I come out. You got it? Me, nobody else. Okay. I'm not out in 15 minutes, something's wrong. Okay? Room nine. You ready?
Chi Chi: Sure thing.
Hector: Hola. ¿Cómo va todo hoy pana? Entra. Entra. (Hello. How is everything going today, man? Come in.) ¿Qué te pasa? (What's the matter?)
Tony: Okay. D'you mind leaving the door open? So my brother-in-law sees everything's okay.
Hector: Sure. No problem. No problem. Hello.〈Ŗeḟerrịṇg to womạṇ oṇ bed〉This is Marta.
Tony: Marta, hello.
Hector: I am Hector.
Tony: And I am Tony. So, Omar says you're okay.
Hector: Yeah? Good. Omar's okay.
Tony: Okay.
Hector: So, you got the money?
Tony: You got the stuff?
Hector: Sure I have the stuff, but I don't has it right here with me now.〈Țhere ịs ạṇ opeṇ brịeḟċạse ṅeạrby wịth bạgs ọḟ the ċoċạịṇe ịṇ ḟull dịsplạy〉I got it close by. No te apures. (Don't worry.)
Tony: Well, I don't have the money either, man. I have it close by, too.
Hector: Where? In the car?
Tony: No, not in the car, man.
Hector: No?
Tony: How about you? Where you have your stuff?
Hector: Not far.
Tony: Okay. D'you want me to come in? We start over again?
Hector: Where you from, Tony?
Tony: What the fuck difference does it make where I'm from?
Hector: Coño, bajalo. (Damn, put it down) Take it easy, man. I just want to get to know who I do business with.
Tony: You'll know me once you do business with me and stop fucking around. Okay?
Hector: Mira, Antonio.
Tony: What's the story?
Marta: [''Holds out [[w:Uzi|an Uzi] Tony! ¡Quieto! ¡No ni muevas, cabróncito! (Still! Don't even move, you bastard!)
Hector: [''To Marta''] Muévanlo al baño, ahora. (Move him to the bathroom, now.)
Tony: You know, Frog Face, you just fucked yourself. You steal from me, you dead.
Hector: Yeah? D'you want to give me the cash or do I kill your brother first before I kill you?
Tony: Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.
Hector: [''To Marta''] Yeah? Okay. Sube el volumen. (Turn up the volume)
Man 1 on TV: Yeah, it's very important. I understand. Important. Thank you. You forecasted an earthquake in the 3-to-4-point range this morning.
Man 2 on TV: We had an earthquake in the 3-to-4-point range this morning. I'm impressed.
Man 1 on TV: Thank you, sir. However, isn't it rather slender evidence?
Manny: You have such beautiful skin. I like the way you... I don't what I'm supposed to do today, but...
Hector: ¡Antonio, mira! (Look!) Watch what happens to your friend. You don't want this to happen to you, give me the money, ok?
Manny: Come on, come on. ¡Coño, coño! (Dammit)
Hector: Now the leg, huh.
Chi Chi: Vamos, man. Ya es hora, man. (Come on, man. It's time, man) Let's do it, man. Come on.
Manny: Okay, no te apures, ¿okay? Cuidado con las viejas estos. (Be careful, be careful what happens to you, you drop it.) Come on. We're all gonna be all okay.
Hector: Okay, "Car'e cicatriz."〈Ṣċạrred ḟạċe〉 You can die, too. It makes no difference to me.
Manny: Okay, Chi Chi, tú subes por atrás, yo subo por aquí. (You go up from the back, I go up here)
Chi Chi: Sí, mano. (Yes, brother)
Tony: Fuck you!
Hector: Ahora tú- Vente. (Now you, come)
Tony: You okay?
Manny: Yeah, man. It went in and out.
Tony: Okay, take him out of here, quick! Chi Chi! Get the yeyo. (cocaine)
Tony: Cabrón, oye. (Bastard, your turn)
Hector: I kill you!
Tony: [''Tony shoots Hector in the head to the screams of onlookers and runs to the vehicle, leaving Hector's body in the street, and then maneuvers the vehicle in a swerve across the road to Manny and Chi Chi''] Die!
Tony: [''Manny and Chi Chi pile into the vehicle and they drive off''] Hurry up! Get in! Come on. Let's go! Close the door!

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