Jada Pinkett SmithQuotes

Gwendolyn: Are these store-bought donut holes, Amy?

Amy: What? No. Gosh, no, I made them by hand and then I put them in the weird plastic container.

Vicky: Oh, thank God. Cause we do not allow store-bought holes.

Gwendolyn: Seriously, Vicky?

Amy: Oh, come on, Gwendolyn. Who cares what food people bring as long as it raises money, right?

Stacy: Oh, did she just... Oh. She did. Hit her with it, G.

Gwendolyn: Well, you see, I care, sweetie. I don't... I don't know what's been going on with you, I mean, with your weird outbursts and your terrible style, but it ends now. Okay? I run this school, and no one takes a class or kicks a ball or plays a fuckin clarinet without my say-so. And I can make life a living hell for you and your dirty little children. Do you understand me?

Amy: Wow, Gwendolyn, I genuinely think you should just relax a little bit, I mean, have a donut hole. They're delicious. They're from a gas station. They're... Mmm.

Gwendolyn: [storms away] You have crossed the line, little girl. And I am going to destroy you. Winter is coming.

Amy: [chuckles] Gwendolyn.

Stacy: Oh, my God. You are so fucked.

Keymaker: There’s a building. Inside this building there’s a level where no elevator can go, and no stair can reach. This level is filled with doors. These doors lead to many places, hidden places, but one door is special. One door leads to the Source. This building is protected by a very secure system. Every alarm triggers the bomb.

Vector: Bomb? Did he say bomb?

Keymaker: But like all systems it has a weakness. The system is based on the rules of a building. One system built on another.

Morpheus: Electricity.

Keymaker: If one fails, so must the other.

Niobe: No electricity, no alarms.

Ghost: But you’d have to take out a whole city block to kill the power to a building like that.

Keymaker: Not one, 27.

Vector: 27 blocks?

Keymaker: There is a power station. it must be destroyed.

Niobe: There must be some kind of failsafe.

Keymaker: Yes, there is an emergency system. The core network of the grid must be accessed. The emergency system must be deactivated.

Soren: Then what do you need us for? Neo could take ’em both out easier than we could.

Keymaker: There’s no time.

Niobe: Why?

Keymaker: Once the door is unprotected, the connection will be severed. But another connection must first be made.

Ghost: How long will that take?

Keymaker: Exactly 314 seconds.

Soren: Just over 5 minutes.

Keymaker: [[w:Neo (The Matrix)|The One] That is the length and breadth of the window. Only ] can open the door, and only during that window can the door be opened.

Niobe: How do you know all this?

Keymaker: I know because I must know. It’s my purpose. It’s the reason I’m here. Same reason we’re all here.

Trinity: Neo, I know something’s wrong. You don’t have to tell me. I just want you to know that I’m here.

Keymaker: All must be done as one.

Link: Can’t hurt.

Keymaker: If one fails, all fail.

Morpheus: At midnight, there’s a shift change in the security of both buildings. At midnight, we will strike.

Guard 1: Hey! You count sheep at home.

Guard 2: Why, I get paid to count ’em here.

Jax: Okay, they’re inside.

Axel: How much time?

Jax: 12 minutes.

Axel: Oh shit!

Morpheus: All of our lives we have fought this war. Tonight I believe we can end it. Tonight is not an accident. There are no accidents. We have not come here by chance. I do not believe in chance when I see 3 objectives, 3 captains, 3 ships. I do not see coincidence, I see providence, I see purpose. I believe it is our fate to be here. It is our destiny. I believe this night holds for each and every one of us the very meaning of our lives.

Neo: I want to ask you to do something, but I don’t know how.

Trinity: I promise you, if I can, I will.

Neo: What if I asked you to stay out of this, no matter what. To stay out of the Matrix?

Trinity: Why?

Neo: Please.

Trinity: All right.

Morpheus: What is it, Niobe?

Niobe: I can’t help it, Morpheus, I can’t help thinking – what if you’re wrong. What if all this – the prophecy, everything – is bullshit.

Morpheus: Then tomorrow we may all be dead, but how would that be different from any other day? This is a war, and we are soldiers. Death can come for us at any time, in any place.

Axel: Incoming. Incoming! Incoming!

Morpheus: Now consider the alternative. What if I am right? What if the prophecy is true? What if tomorrow the war could be over. Isn’t that worth fighting for? Isn’t that worth dying for?

Soren: Time?

Vector: 3 minutes.

Binary: Almost there.

Keymaker: It is time.

Trinity: Find the others.

Link: Got Niobe right there, they’re already out of the station.

Trinity: What about Soren?

Link: There, they’re still inside, but…

Trinity: They’re not moving.

Morpheus: That’s it, let’s go.

Trinity: Call Neo now.

Link: Lost them. They’re inside the portal.

Trinity: What about the grid?

Link: Everything’s still operational. Emergency system’s already rerouting power. Jesus. As soon as they open that door, it’s all over.

Trinity: The hell it is.

Link: What are you… Trinity?

Trinity: I will not stand here and do nothing. I will not wait here to watch them die.

Link: Trinity, we’re talking less then 5 minutes here.

Trinity: In 5 minutes, I’ll tear that whole goddamn building down.

Neo: How much further?

Keymaker: Here, just here.

Smith: I’m sorry, this is a dead end.

Link: [Trinity calls him] It’s gotta be the ugliest hack I have ever done. That’s as close as I can get ya. You better grow some wings. Operator.

Trinity: I’m in.

Link: Keep moving, 65th floor.

Smith: you look surprised to see me again, Mr. Anderson, that’s the difference between us. I’ve been expecting you.

Neo: What do you want, Smith?

Smith: Oh you haven’t figured that out? Still using all the muscles except the one that matters. I want exactly what you want. I want everything.

Morpheus: Would that include a bullet from this gun?

Smith: Go ahead, shoot. The best thing about being me – there’s so many me’s.

Carla Purty: You know something I couldn't stand about Buddy?

Sherman Klump: What's that?

Carla Purty: He was too damn scrawny.

Buddy Love: [produces a vial of serum] Ladies and gentlemen, for my final demonstration: Look out, David Copperfield, I'm about to make a 400-pound fat man... disappear forever!

Jason: [off-screen; enters the auditorium; angrily advances towards the stage; runs onto the stage; stands next to Buddy and points at him] NO-O-O-O-O-O!!! Wait! I cannot... let you do this... anymore! This... has got... to stop! This man is trying to kill Professor Sherman Klump!

Cletus Klump: [reaches into his pocket] That's it, I'm glad I brought my knife.

Anna Klump: [opens her purse] Mm-hmm. And I got my razor.

Jason: [to Buddy] Hand over the vial now.

Buddy Love: [punches Jason, sending him flying into some trombones; the audience gasps] Oh, sure thing, hamster boy, but first, a short musical interlude.

Carla Purty: [angry] Buddy! What has gotten into you, and where is Sherman?

Buddy Love: [more gasps; Anna and Cletus Klump both look at each other in confusion; his watch beeps; prepares to drink the vial, but Jason pops back up] Sherman is gone, disappeared! And that's a pretty good trick for a man with an ass as big as his! Ooh, I'm late for an appointment. Ladies and gentlemen, say goodbye to Sherman Klump!

Jason: [punches Buddy, causing him to drop the vial; the audience gasps again. He then clutches his fist in pain] I hate being called "hamster boy".

Buddy Love: [goes to punch Jason again, but Sherman's fist appears instead of his; the audience gasps once again; struggles to punch Jason; Sherman grabs Buddy's neck, choking him] You just don't know when to quit, do you? It's too late, fat boy. It's over! Let go! Let go!

Anna Klump: My goodness!

Cletus Klump: Damn!

Buddy Love: [still choking] Give it up, fat boy, it's over!

Sherman Klump: [appears] It ain't over till the fat professor sings!

Anna Klump: Aah!

Buddy Love: Ohh, let go of my hand, you fat moth--

Sherman Klump: [threateningly] Say one more word, Buddy, I'll tear your arm off!

Buddy Love: [punches Sherman's stomach] Time... we...take... Nestea... plunge!

Anna Klump: [faints as Buddy Love punches Sherman 3 times; sobs] Whoo!

Cletus Klump: We gon get the hell outta here in a second; it's okay.

Anna Clump: Aah!

Cletus Klump: Sweet Jesus!

Anna Klump: Sherman!

Buddy Love: SHERMAN, DON'T DO THIS! YOU NEED ME!!!!!

Sherman Klump: NO, I DON'T!

Buddy Love: [slaps Sherman] YOU FATASS!

Sherman Klump: [slaps Buddy] TINKERBELL!

Buddy Love: [slaps Sherman] BLUBBERBUTT!

Sherman Klump: [slaps Buddy] FEATHERWEIGHT!

Cletus Klump: Somebody better call an Exorcist!

Buddy Love: Sherman! SHERMAN! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME!!!!!

Cletus Klump: This is some scary shit!

Sherman Klump: [punches Buddy eight times] YES, I, CAN!!!!!

Anna Klump: [claps her hands] Sherman, come back here! Sherman!

Buddy Love: [clutches his head] What's happenin to me?! Everything's gettin real dark! Oh! I feel real jiggly! I'm blubbifyin'! Sherman, you needed me; I taught you to be confident! You needed me, Sherman! Sherman! No matter what, no matter what... you got to strut.

Buddy Love: [Carla slaps him] Carla, are you ready to go upstairs? I guess not. Hey, wait, Carla! Where are you going? What's your problem?

Carla Purty: [points to three women] THEY'RE my problem! You can handle all three of them, huh?!

Buddy Love: [winks at her] Oh, well, I was thinking after dinner, you'd want a little group activity. After all, Buddy does have a lot of love to give.

Carla Purty: Ooh, you are one sick, twisted freak!

Buddy Love: Hey, Carla, where you going? Wha-? Go on, leave! There's more titties over here anyway! Yeah. More titties!

Carla Purty: [looking at Buddy's plates] Six T-Bones, five baked potatoes, and two servings of creamed spinach. I have NEVER seen anyone eat so much. You are so lucky to stay so thin.

Buddy Love: Oh, "lucky" has nothing to do with it. It's a matter of recombinant ribonucleic acids unzipped by a radioactive guanine peptide.

Carla Purty: ...And what does that mean?

Buddy Love: I dunno, I was just trying to sound extra intelligent. Gotcha! You gonna eat that?

Niobe: Goddamn! It is you!

Neo: Niobe?

Niobe: A few more wrinkles and a few less teeth, but wise enough to know that I don't know anything. I sure as shit never saw this coming.

Neo: Neither did I.

Niobe: I know it doesn't seem fair, but neither does growing old, and you don't hear me complaining.

Niobe: Nothing breeds violence like scarcity.

Rome: I've got a little treat for y'all tonight. It's the man I knew as White Chocolate. Some might know him as Magic Mike. We gonna see if he still got some magic in that Mike. You down for a little fun tonight? Have a seat. Mike?

Mike: Come on, let's not do this.

Mike: Look, I love you guys. This trip has been ridiculous and amazing. So please, do not make me give the whole "It's not about how we go out there and do it together" speech that I just gave you. What are you? You're not a fireman.

Big Dick Richie: I'm a male entertainer.

Mike: Oh yeah, what are we?

Big Dick Richie, Salvador, Tarzan: Male entertainers.

Rome: Hey, hey, hey, hold that up. Look, it's not bro time, it's show time. Are you guys ready?

Ronnie: You need to be glad that you graduated from high school, and that you're alive at eighteen, and you need to do something with yourself before you end up like he (Pernell) did.

Maureen Evans: Why does she have to be naked? What does that have to do with the plot of the storyline of her being butt-ass naked?

Phil Stevens: I don't know, but I'm feeling a little stiffy.

Maureen Evans: You better loosen up that wrist!

Casey Becker: [in the movie ''Stab''] Hello?

Phone Voice: Hello.

Casey Becker: Who is this?

Phone Voice: Guess.

Casey Becker: No, really, who is this?

Phone Voice: Were you expecting somebody?

Casey Becker: No.

Maureen Evans: Bitch! Hang up the phone and star 69 his ass, damn!

Casey Becker: Who is this?

Phone Voice: Who would you like it to be?

Casey Becker: I don't like games. Who is this?

Phone Voice: Look out back. Do you see your boyfriend anywhere?

Casey Becker: I don't even have a boyfriend right now.

Phone Voice: Would you like one?

Maureen Evans: (To Phil) Can I- Give me some money. I need to buy something.

Phil Stevens: You got money.

Maureen Evans: I've got my money! I ask for your money!

Phone Voice: What do you say?

Phil Stevens: (Annoyed) Cheap ass!

Maureen Evans: (Singing) Thank you!

Phone Voice: Come on. Cat got your tongue?

Casey Becker: You know, I don't even know you, and I dislike you already.