Memorable Quotes from Jada Pinkett Smith
13 quotesCritique of Buddy's Physical Appearance
Carla Purty
You know something I couldn't stand about Buddy?
Sherman Klump
What's that?
Carla Purty
He was too damn scrawny.
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Unexpected Encounters and Acknowledgments in The Matrix
Niobe
Goddamn! It is you!
Neo
Niobe?
Niobe
A few more wrinkles and a few less teeth, but wise enough to know that I don't know anything. I sure as shit never saw this coming.
Neo
Neither did I.
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Defining Identity as Male Entertainers
Mike
Look, I love you guys. This trip has been ridiculous and amazing. So please, do not make me give the whole "It's not about how we go out there and do it together" speech that I just gave you. What are you? You're not a fireman.
Big Dick Richie
I'm a male entertainer.
Mike
Oh yeah, what are we?
Big Dick Richie, Salvador, Tarzan
Male entertainers.
Rome
Hey, hey, hey, hold that up. Look, it's not bro time, it's show time. Are you guys ready?
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Secrets of the Building's Hidden Level
Keymaker
There’s a building. Inside this building there’s a level where no elevator can go, and no stair can reach. This level is filled with doors. These doors lead to many places, hidden places, but one door is special. One door leads to the Source. This building is protected by a very secure system. Every alarm triggers the bomb.
Vector
Bomb? Did he say bomb?
Keymaker
But like all systems it has a weakness. The system is based on the rules of a building. One system built on another.
Morpheus
Electricity.
Keymaker
If one fails, so must the other.
Niobe
No electricity, no alarms.
Ghost
But you’d have to take out a whole city block to kill the power to a building like that.
Keymaker
Not one, 27.
Vector
27 blocks?
Keymaker
There is a power station. it must be destroyed.
Niobe
There must be some kind of failsafe.
Keymaker
Yes, there is an emergency system. The core network of the grid must be accessed. The emergency system must be deactivated.
Soren
Then what do you need us for? Neo could take ’em both out easier than we could.
Keymaker
There’s no time.
Niobe
Why?
Keymaker
Once the door is unprotected, the connection will be severed. But another connection must first be made.
Ghost
How long will that take?
Keymaker
Exactly 314 seconds.
Soren
Just over 5 minutes.
Keymaker
That is the length and breadth of the window. Only ] can open the door, and only during that window can the door be opened.
[[w:Neo (The Matrix)|The One]
Niobe
How do you know all this?
Keymaker
I know because I must know. It’s my purpose. It’s the reason I’m here. Same reason we’re all here.
Trinity
Neo, I know something’s wrong. You don’t have to tell me. I just want you to know that I’m here.
Keymaker
All must be done as one.
Link
Can’t hurt.
Keymaker
If one fails, all fail.
Morpheus
At midnight, there’s a shift change in the security of both buildings. At midnight, we will strike.
Guard 1
Hey! You count sheep at home.
Guard 2
Why, I get paid to count ’em here.
Jax
Okay, they’re inside.
Axel
How much time?
Jax
12 minutes.
Axel
Oh shit!
Morpheus
All of our lives we have fought this war. Tonight I believe we can end it. Tonight is not an accident. There are no accidents. We have not come here by chance. I do not believe in chance when I see 3 objectives, 3 captains, 3 ships. I do not see coincidence, I see providence, I see purpose. I believe it is our fate to be here. It is our destiny. I believe this night holds for each and every one of us the very meaning of our lives.
Neo
I want to ask you to do something, but I don’t know how.
Trinity
I promise you, if I can, I will.
Neo
What if I asked you to stay out of this, no matter what. To stay out of the Matrix?
Trinity
Why?
Neo
Please.
Trinity
All right.
Morpheus
What is it, Niobe?
Niobe
I can’t help it, Morpheus, I can’t help thinking – what if you’re wrong. What if all this – the prophecy, everything – is bullshit.
Morpheus
Then tomorrow we may all be dead, but how would that be different from any other day? This is a war, and we are soldiers. Death can come for us at any time, in any place.
Axel
Incoming. Incoming! Incoming!
Morpheus
Now consider the alternative. What if I am right? What if the prophecy is true? What if tomorrow the war could be over. Isn’t that worth fighting for? Isn’t that worth dying for?
Soren
Time?
Vector
3 minutes.
Binary
Almost there.
Keymaker
It is time.
Trinity
Find the others.
Link
Got Niobe right there, they’re already out of the station.
Trinity
What about Soren?
Link
There, they’re still inside, but…
Trinity
They’re not moving.
Morpheus
That’s it, let’s go.
Trinity
Call Neo now.
Link
Lost them. They’re inside the portal.
Trinity
What about the grid?
Link
Everything’s still operational. Emergency system’s already rerouting power. Jesus. As soon as they open that door, it’s all over.
Trinity
The hell it is.
Link
What are you… Trinity?
Trinity
I will not stand here and do nothing. I will not wait here to watch them die.
Link
Trinity, we’re talking less then 5 minutes here.
Trinity
In 5 minutes, I’ll tear that whole goddamn building down.
Neo
How much further?
Keymaker
Here, just here.
Smith
I’m sorry, this is a dead end.
Link
It’s gotta be the ugliest hack I have ever done. That’s as close as I can get ya. You better grow some wings. Operator.
[Trinity calls him]
Trinity
I’m in.
Link
Keep moving, 65th floor.
Smith
you look surprised to see me again, Mr. Anderson, that’s the difference between us. I’ve been expecting you.
Neo
What do you want, Smith?
Smith
Oh you haven’t figured that out? Still using all the muscles except the one that matters. I want exactly what you want. I want everything.
Morpheus
Would that include a bullet from this gun?
Smith
Go ahead, shoot. The best thing about being me – there’s so many me’s.
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Homemade Treats and Store-Bought Rules
Gwendolyn
Are these store-bought donut holes, Amy?
Amy
What? No. Gosh, no, I made them by hand and then I put them in the weird plastic container.
Vicky
Oh, thank God. Cause we do not allow store-bought holes.
Gwendolyn
Seriously, Vicky?
Amy
Oh, come on, Gwendolyn. Who cares what food people bring as long as it raises money, right?
Stacy
Oh, did she just... Oh. She did. Hit her with it, G.
Gwendolyn
Well, you see, I care, sweetie. I don't... I don't know what's been going on with you, I mean, with your weird outbursts and your terrible style, but it ends now. Okay? I run this school, and no one takes a class or kicks a ball or plays a fuckin clarinet without my say-so. And I can make life a living hell for you and your dirty little children. Do you understand me?
Amy
Wow, Gwendolyn, I genuinely think you should just relax a little bit, I mean, have a donut hole. They're delicious. They're from a gas station. They're... Mmm.
Gwendolyn
You have crossed the line, little girl. And I am going to destroy you. Winter is coming.
[storms away]
Amy
Gwendolyn.
[chuckles]
Stacy
Oh, my God. You are so fucked.
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A Tense Showdown Over a Dangerous Act
Buddy Love
Ladies and gentlemen, for my final demonstration: Look out, David Copperfield, I'm about to make a 400-pound fat man... disappear forever!
[produces a vial of serum]
Jason
NO-O-O-O-O-O!!! Wait! I cannot... let you do this... anymore! This... has got... to stop! This man is trying to kill Professor Sherman Klump!
[off-screen; enters the auditorium; angrily advances towards the stage; runs onto the stage; stands next to Buddy and points at him]
Cletus Klump
That's it, I'm glad I brought my knife.
[reaches into his pocket]
Anna Klump
Mm-hmm. And I got my razor.
[opens her purse]
Jason
Hand over the vial now.
[to Buddy]
Buddy Love
Oh, sure thing, hamster boy, but first, a short musical interlude.
[punches Jason, sending him flying into some trombones; the audience gasps]
Carla Purty
Buddy! What has gotten into you, and where is Sherman?
[angry]
Buddy Love
Sherman is gone, disappeared! And that's a pretty good trick for a man with an ass as big as his! Ooh, I'm late for an appointment. Ladies and gentlemen, say goodbye to Sherman Klump!
[more gasps; Anna and Cletus Klump both look at each other in confusion; his watch beeps; prepares to drink the vial, but Jason pops back up]
Jason
I hate being called "hamster boy".
[punches Buddy, causing him to drop the vial; the audience gasps again. He then clutches his fist in pain]
Buddy Love
You just don't know when to quit, do you? It's too late, fat boy. It's over! Let go! Let go!
[goes to punch Jason again, but Sherman's fist appears instead of his; the audience gasps once again; struggles to punch Jason; Sherman grabs Buddy's neck, choking him]
Anna Klump
My goodness!
Cletus Klump
Damn!
Buddy Love
Give it up, fat boy, it's over!
[still choking]
Sherman Klump
It ain't over till the fat professor sings!
[appears]
Anna Klump
Aah!
Buddy Love
Ohh, let go of my hand, you fat moth--
Sherman Klump
Say one more word, Buddy, I'll tear your arm off!
[threateningly]
Buddy Love
Time... we...take... Nestea... plunge!
[punches Sherman's stomach]
Anna Klump
Whoo!
[faints as Buddy Love punches Sherman 3 times; sobs]
Cletus Klump
We gon get the hell outta here in a second; it's okay.
Anna Clump
Aah!
Cletus Klump
Sweet Jesus!
Anna Klump
Sherman!
Buddy Love
SHERMAN, DON'T DO THIS! YOU NEED ME!!!!!
Sherman Klump
NO, I DON'T!
Buddy Love
YOU FATASS!
[slaps Sherman]
Sherman Klump
TINKERBELL!
[slaps Buddy]
Buddy Love
BLUBBERBUTT!
[slaps Sherman]
Sherman Klump
FEATHERWEIGHT!
[slaps Buddy]
Cletus Klump
Somebody better call an Exorcist!
Buddy Love
Sherman! SHERMAN! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME!!!!!
Cletus Klump
This is some scary shit!
Sherman Klump
YES, I, CAN!!!!!
[punches Buddy eight times]
Anna Klump
Sherman, come back here! Sherman!
[claps her hands]
Buddy Love
What's happenin to me?! Everything's gettin real dark! Oh! I feel real jiggly! I'm blubbifyin'! Sherman, you needed me; I taught you to be confident! You needed me, Sherman! Sherman! No matter what, no matter what... you got to strut.
[clutches his head]
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Discussion on Nudity in Film Context
Maureen Evans
Why does she have to be naked? What does that have to do with the plot of the storyline of her being butt-ass naked?
Phil Stevens
I don't know, but I'm feeling a little stiffy.
Maureen Evans
You better loosen up that wrist!
Casey Becker
Hello?
[in the movie ''Stab'']
Phone Voice
Hello.
Casey Becker
Who is this?
Phone Voice
Guess.
Casey Becker
No, really, who is this?
Phone Voice
Were you expecting somebody?
Casey Becker
No.
Maureen Evans
Bitch! Hang up the phone and star 69 his ass, damn!
Casey Becker
Who is this?
Phone Voice
Who would you like it to be?
Casey Becker
I don't like games. Who is this?
Phone Voice
Look out back. Do you see your boyfriend anywhere?
Casey Becker
I don't even have a boyfriend right now.
Phone Voice
Would you like one?
Maureen Evans
(To Phil) Can I- Give me some money. I need to buy something.
Phil Stevens
You got money.
Maureen Evans
I've got my money! I ask for your money!
Phone Voice
What do you say?
Phil Stevens
(Annoyed) Cheap ass!
Maureen Evans
(Singing) Thank you!
Phone Voice
Come on. Cat got your tongue?
Casey Becker
You know, I don't even know you, and I dislike you already.
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A Night of Entertainment Awaits
Rome
I've got a little treat for y'all tonight. It's the man I knew as White Chocolate. Some might know him as Magic Mike. We gonna see if he still got some magic in that Mike. You down for a little fun tonight? Have a seat. Mike?
Mike
Come on, let's not do this.
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A Call to Embrace Opportunity and Change
Ronnie
You need to be glad that you graduated from high school, and that you're alive at eighteen, and you need to do something with yourself before you end up like he (Pernell) did.
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The Impact of Scarcity on Violence
Niobe
Nothing breeds violence like scarcity.
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Conflicted Emotions in a Group Setting
Buddy Love
Carla, are you ready to go upstairs? I guess not. Hey, wait, Carla! Where are you going? What's your problem?
[Carla slaps him]
Carla Purty
THEY'RE my problem! You can handle all three of them, huh?!
[points to three women]
Buddy Love
Oh, well, I was thinking after dinner, you'd want a little group activity. After all, Buddy does have a lot of love to give.
[winks at her]
Carla Purty
Ooh, you are one sick, twisted freak!
Buddy Love
Hey, Carla, where you going? Wha-? Go on, leave! There's more titties over here anyway! Yeah. More titties!
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Intelligence and Appetite in a Humorous Exchange
Carla Purty
Six T-Bones, five baked potatoes, and two servings of creamed spinach. I have NEVER seen anyone eat so much. You are so lucky to stay so thin.
[looking at Buddy's plates]
Buddy Love
Oh, "lucky" has nothing to do with it. It's a matter of recombinant ribonucleic acids unzipped by a radioactive guanine peptide.
Carla Purty
...And what does that mean?
Buddy Love
I dunno, I was just trying to sound extra intelligent. Gotcha! You gonna eat that?
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Acceptance of Life's Unfairness
Niobe
I know it doesn't seem fair, but neither does growing old, and you don't hear me complaining.
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