Questionable Legality of a Video Game
Phineus:
If this genuinely is from Loomis, it must in fact be barely legal.
Hutch:
(trying, about the game) Okay, we got this from Loomis. It's called Stay Alive. We don't know much about it except we're not supposed to have it.
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Exploring the Tunnels: A Conversation Among Friends
Phineus:
Miller, man, you in those tunnels again? All the doors are locked.
Miller:
Well, now they're open and I'm exploring, tearin shit up... ownin fools.
October:
Ownin fools?
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A Playful Invitation Amidst Frightening Moments
Swink:
Can Hutch come out and play?
Hutch:
Swink! You scared the crap out of me!
Swink:
(unfazed) Why yes. I would love to come inside. Thank you for asking.
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Facing Fear with a Symbolic Gesture
Video Game Voice:
When fear cripples you, when death's dark shadow surrounds you, drop a rose. It will help you... stay alive.
Swink:
We should drop one when we meet up with a boss we can't face.
October:
Yeah, the undead can't cross the twig of a wild rose.
Phineus:
That is what happens when you read too much goth chick lit.
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Gaming Preferences and Awkward Conversations
October:
Whoever said size doesn't matter never played a third-person shooter. Can I have a 42-incher? You know I like the big ones.
Hutch:
Per usual, that is too much information. Oh, shit! Oh, man.
Phin:
(to October) You're a whore.
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Frustration with Slow Game Progression
Phineus:
The game's fun. But it kinda moves along at a snail's pace.
Phineus:
Move. Move. On the left. Left. LEFT! LEFT!! Goddammit, you noob!
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Conflict Over Language and Respect
Swink: [Phineus smacks Swink's arm]
Don't touch me, A-hole!
Phineus:
A-hole", Dude?
Swink:
Profanity is for the feeble-minded.
Phineus:
Well, I'm "effing" sorry I offended you... fuck-ass. You ready for a good night, bro?
Swink:
I can't stay too late, I gotta double back to see a Naughty Network glitch for the theta pledges, Quite the naughty dilemma.
Phineus:
Well, you can also take the skirt off and join us playing this virgin game, would you?
Swink:
Virgin?
Phineus:
Yes.
Swink:
Shoot, I-I really shouldn't.
Swink:
Okay, I'll figure something out.
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Confronting the Haunting Countess
Miller: [Elizabeth Bathory attacks his character; Elizabeth Bathory stabs Miller's character]
Goddamn it, man! Man, she got me.
October:
Oh, one of the little girls?
Miller:
Some-some-some...woman, man. I think it was the dame from the painting. You know, that, that...countess. You know, I-I-I-I didn't even get a chance to fight her, man.
Phineus:
Okay, well, where's the torture chamber? Cause I want some ass.
Miller:
I don't know. I mean, I went through a secret entrance, you know.
Hutch:
Hey, you gonna try to get back in the game?
Miller: [sighs; a shadow of Elizabeth Bathory walks past; doesn't see anybody]
Well-- Hey, is somebody out there?
Hutch: [through headset]
Miller, who you talkin to, man?
Miller: [chuckles]
Don't know. Probably some Goddamn rent-a-cop tryin to scare the shit out of the livin'. You know what they say. You know, you play the game too long, you know, you start seeing shit, you know, or have seizures.
Swink:
Games could cause seizures. Now, perceptive of reality, on the other hand, has yielded some very interesting, you know, studies.
Phineus:
Yeah, I'm sure you've read them all.
Swink:
I have. You know, it seems the longer you play, the more your subconscious mind perceives the game world to be a reality. You know, it's really interesting, but it's only a theory, of course. But then, there's, you know, retinal memory, which, you know--
October: [interrupting; politely]
That is so fascinating, sweetie, but I'm kind of feeling like we should call it a night.
Hutch: [agreeing with October]
Yeah, some of us have got to be at work.
Swink:
But I just figured out how to strip one of those zombie concubines naked.
Phin:
That is what I'm talking about. How do you do it?
Swink: [[w:Konami Code|Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A(, Start)]
].
Phineus: [enters the code]
Boobs.
October: [she and Hutch laugh in amused shock and disgust]
Come on, you guys. Hutch is right. We'll pick it back up to date.
Hutch:
All right. Miller, you can, uh, rejoin us then.
Miller:
Yeah. Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, and I'll, uh, check my schedule.
Hutch:
Thanks again for hanging with you guys. I really needed it.
Phineus: [sighs; salutes]
To Loomis.
Hutch, October, Abigail and Swink: [simultaneously]
To Loomis.
Miller:
To Loomis.
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A Provocative Challenge Between Friends
Swink:
Bro!
Phin: [Swink groans]
Let's do it. Put your hands on it.
Swink:
That's disgusting.
Phin:
Touch it.
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Sibling Banter and Tension
Phin:
Who talks like that to their brother like that anyway?
October:
Somebody with an idiot for a brother.
Phin:
Oh my god, you're a terrible person.
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Invocation of Dark Forces
Prayer of Elizabeth:
Come to me, clouds. May you rise as an evil storm born to rip them open. Let the cover of night bear witness and destroy those who resist so they shall harm me not. Let the blood of many cleanse me, preserving beauty eternal, I pray you.
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The Burden of Truth and Embarrassment
Abigail:
I hate telling people the truth and watching them get embarassed for that
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Miller's Reaction to Cocaine Use
Miller:
(after snorting cocaine) Ooh, fuck, that burns!
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Consequences of Overindulgence in Gaming
Miller:
You know what they say? You play the game too long, you start seeing shit and having seizures.
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Taking Charge of the Situation
Swink:
(to Hutch and Abigail) Go on, get out of here. I've got these punk-ass bitch motherfuckers handled.
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Accusation of Cheating Before Death
Swink:
Bitch, that's cheating! I'm not even dead yet!
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Excitement in Gaming Achievement
Swink:
(after tapping the controller, avoiding the carriage in the game) Hell yeah.
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Loss and Grief in October's Reflection
October:
My brother was all I had. That kid meant everything to me. And now he's gone.
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Preference for Size in Gaming Choices
October:
Whoever said size doesn't matter never played a third-person shooter. Can I have a 42-inch this time? You know I like the big ones...
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Critique of Insensitive Remarks
October:
You know, Phin? The problem with your mouth is that stupid, insensitive shit comes out of it.
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Defiance in the Face of Adversity
October:
(Last line/final words, to the Countess) Go fuck yourself.
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Seeking Revenge for a Brother's Death
October:
(really upset) Somebody ran my brother down in a horse-drawn carriage. I'm gonna find whoever did it, and hurt them.
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A Comment on Common Sense
October:
If you had any less sense, you'd be half a penny.
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The Monotony of Beta Testing
Phineas:
I beta-tested for a while. It sucked. It's kinda like eating a beav. It's awesome at first, then it's just goddamn monotonous.
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Fear and Confusion in the Unknown
Phineas:
I don't know what it is, man! I'm scared, I'm freaking out, man! There's something out here!.. (on the phone) Is that Abby? Wassup Mama?
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Search for the Torture Chamber
Phineas:
(To Miller) Okay, Where's the torture chamber cause I want some ass.
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Desire for Directness in Dramatic Moments
Phineas:
Can we skip this bullshit cinematic foreplay? I want to fuuuuccckkkk!
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Comment on Physical Skills
Phineas: [about Abigail]
Girl has got body karate going on!
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Desire to Play in Stay Alive
Phineas:
Sweet Sebastian Bach, I wanna play!
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