Season 13 Episodes
1. If NBA Jam Were a Real Game (30 for 30 Parody)
The rest is history.
2. Defender of the Basic Meets the April Fool
Who truly understands the difference between a joke, a prank, and a lie?
3. An Exciting New Release from George R. R. Martin
Why finish the story you started when you could do literally anything else?
4. Outtakes: An Exciting New Release from George R. R. Martin
Great enough to satisfy even the biggest fans.
5. Grindr Profile Picture Day
Everything I’ve ever read about average penis size leads me to believe some of you may be lying.
6. Everyone’s a Republican on Tax Day
Tax season is upon us, and it’s time to reconsider your politics… unless you don’t make six figures.
7. A 420 Visit from the Weed Man
On this blessed 4/20, all the good little stoners wake up to dank gifts & ganja from the Weed Man.
8. Stop Asking Women to Talk about Being Women
As a woman of color, it’s your job to talk only about that & nothing else you’ve ever accomplished.
9. Realistic Dream Phone
Try Realistic Dream Phone to find even more emotionally unavailable guys to maybe talk to!
10. There’s Meat Hiding in Every Food
You’ve been drinking literal beetle juice.
11. Eat Mayo Wherever You Go
The radical new way to slurp your mayo is totally tubular (as in, it’s a tube).
12. Sitting behind a Couple at the Movies
If you didn’t want to see a show, why did you come to the theater?
13. When Theater Kids Grow Up
Nobody needs to hear a 30-year-old reminisce on their experiences in a high school play.
14. The Apothecary Barista
Here you’ll find all the potions, poisons, & chai you could never want.
15. Letting Go of Game of Thrones
It’s time to move on from your dependency, until you find the next TV show you can’t trust.
16. Movie Families Always Skip Breakfast
She wants you to eat ALL OF IT.
17. Bruce Wayne Is the Real Criminal
He’s a war profiteer who pays less in taxes than his secretary.
18. Are You Nerdy Enough?
Do you dare call your feminine content nerdy? The Council of Nerdy Things is here to decide.
19. Minorities Don’t Look Alike
How can white people be expected to remember things that aren’t other white people?
20. I Know Where You Got Your Opinion From
Know exactly where someone’s plagiarized personality and bad takes came from, with Shazam for BS!
21. The Game of Thrones Finale Rewritten with A.I.
George R.R. Martin better start looking for a new gig, because Bran can do beautiful flip kicks now.
22. That Inspirational Story Is Actually Sad
A heartwarming tale of… terrible people?
23. Black Mirror Episodes from Medieval Times
Technology has always been scary and evil.
24. You Suck in Your Own Story
You control this narrative, and you’re still the villain of it.
25. The Worst Clothes You’re Wearing This Summer
Freezing inside, boiling outside: you never get to be comfortable!
26. Experimenting (Literally) in College
College is about exploring, from sex to sewing a man’s head to a dog.
27. 3 Adorable Crafts You Can Immediately Trash
Garbage is what it is, and that’s where it belongs.
28. Your Annoying Cheap Friend
If you can scrounge for it in the trash like a little raccoon, it’s not worth buying in a store.
29. This Kidnapping Is So Hot
Some light spanking would really get this hostage situation going.
30. Do I Hate the Bachelor?
She loves to hate it and hates to love it.
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