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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

"Lather. Rinse. Save the world."

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PG-13 2008 · 1h 53m
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An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

Theatrical
Jun 6, 2008
Box Office
$204.3M
Budget
$90.0M
Return
2.3x
DVD / Blu-ray
Oct 7, 2008
Theaters
1
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Relativity Media, Happy Madison Productions, Columbia Pictures
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Unexpected Coffee Request During High-Speed Ride
Businessman Listen, I am really late for a hotel opening downtown, the Wallbridge hotel.
Zohan I understand sir. I know the neighborhood inside and backwards. We will not let them stop us.
Businessman What?
Miscommunication at the Counter
Clerk So, how can I help you gentlemen?
Salim We wants lee-khwa-heed kny-troha-gesawin!
[takes out paper from pocket and reads]
Clerk I beg your pardon? Uh, I think I have some over here There you go. This is the large container.
[Salim repeats the words; places a box of Neosporin in front of them]

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